Alright so we talking about knifes? My knife is bigger than yours
Mr Knife 🔪
im a lonely dude
Your hickey lasted longer than our relationship. You’re acting all distant now. I’m so confused, I mean everything happened so fast, but yet I am still grateful for what you made me feel. Is it already over? Us? You know what, it’s fine, s*** happens. I’m now learning from it...
I just want d*** pics anybody wanna send me some hit me up on kik faggotboi891 and preferably black men but any is welcome I’m a gay man by the way
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Never saw it, but what can I say?
Yeah that would be nice with a certain few. Others, it would be nice, but unfortunately, they made some mistakes, choices that I can’t ever get past and they should have known better. What is done is done. Choices. I’ll make sure...
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D!ck Chopper:I chop d!cks nonstop. I offer my services to people for free and due to common requests the chopped d!cks could be shoved deep down the throat of the lump of flesh they were attached to and the chopped balls shoved into the eye sockets of that lump they...
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You just know that popping a n***** out your v***** makes you null amd void to him, you fat b****.
Shut up and move on already
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45 yr old pos co-worker is at home boozing and smoking it up!!!! mf’s getting paid to be a boozer and druggie! Dept of Labor’s gonna get sooo many calls about your a**, I cannot wait to ruin you and the company! Child support office will love to hear bout...
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To forgive doesnt mean it nullifies all the negative or what needa to be forgiven, and everything goes back together and we come together as one big happy family, either.
It just means to be at peace with and accept the way s*** is amd move on and learn from...
-Kill yourselves you chinese that are all schizophrenic and ugly and retarded -Get the f*** out of our countries and go back to shitland China and wait until we drop the nukes on your ugly yellow sick heads like how you deserve it -Thank you karma for wrecking the Chinese...
My mom is pretty s*** and I spy on her and j******* a lot. I’m 16 and she just turned 33 this past week. Dad split as soon as he could and I’ve never known her to date. I’m pretty sure since she is still young and foxy and attractive...
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Ouch that might hurt in the morning you need to get some lube for next time if you don’t have any way to get, some use some cooking oil only need a little or a bit of Crisco
I ripped my v***** with a hairbrush today.i was m*********** with a hair brush that has deep ribs and i quess the friction caused it to rip and ive been bleeding ever since. Blood stained my bed and my v***** doesnt hurt it is just bleeding. Im a virgin too...
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i sing myself to sleep
White People: *Colonize Africa and treat Africans like s****
Asians: Okay, I get it let me think I guess it’s my turn.😑
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f*** off ebay I spent 2hours finding what I wanted then you say it can’t be shipped to my address f*** off i’ll shop some ware else
“My mom gets mad at me because she always wanted my body type”
Tell her you don’t want to be on “My 600 lb Life”
I tried to kill myself 3 times. 1st and 2nd time by hanging and the 3rd time jumping off a bridge. 1st time the rope broke then the 2nd time my older sister called telling me her bestfriend killed herself last night. I cant put my sister in soo...
Beautiful, confident, elegant, lovely Elle Kingsley. Reaping all the benefits she has earned over years of hard honest work. Making an improved life for herself and her family. I just think it’s a shame there are those who allow jealousy to consume themselves and try to vilify honest,...
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All I ask is you don’t let them do dangerous things. But I have to remind you constantly and the instant I’m in bed, you disrespect that one wish yet again. Won’t let me sleep, won’t stop being selfish and picking yourself over their health. If you had texted yesterday...
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Today I gave away the last reminder of my s***** abuser – an instrument – to someone who will use it, enjoy it, and give it a good home. From the outside it seems like I’m doing them a favor but in reality, they’re giving me a much more precious...
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N***** shut the hell up. Nobody cares what your opinion is.
my first was an ugly dork that when I asked to be fucked again or what about some oral so I could get off also, 2nd time we did it he told me “that is what vibrators are for” then later dumped me and said I was too much for...
Tonight for the second time I wrapped my sisters hair around my c*** and jerked off until I squirted my c** all over her head while she was sleeping. Her hair is so silky soft and long. I got the idea when I was helping her brush it out after...
I cant complain about this on regular social media but i hate not going magic the gathering tournements i miss FNM and i miss my local game store i hate this f****** covid s*** and hearing about it all the time i know their are bigger things too worry about...