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I think Kay has fallen in love with me!!!!!

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Also though, I said “we were” not we are. Past tense, but I know. I sometimes wonder if that whole thing was a dare brought on by others from my past who I was not in touch with and not even considering getting into touch with, to see what I...

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Will this group of jizzlemen be able to stand up to the S**** Lords together? How is it that this site has so many jizzlemen?

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Hello Jizzle Jon, here is a list of all of the “Jizzle men” here on simply confess:
Corvallus Winslow
The Jeffersonian
Dookie Dunker Darnell
Cream Gene
Homophobic Guy
Donkey D*** Darnell
Clark Hallisey
N***** Nuts Nick
All the hoes on Calle...

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Greetings I am Jizzle Jon I c** from another time seeking history’s greatest jizzlemen who have mastered s**** training and can help us defeat the S**** Lords who seek to strip our species of their sperm as a delicacy leaving our future barren. I was informed that a great jizzler...

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Who are you this B H G C and d**?

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D!ck Chopper:I chop d!cks nonstop. I offer my services to people for people for free and due to common requests the chopped d!cks could be shoved deep down the throat of the lump of flesh (the man) they were attached to and the chopped balls shoved into the eye sockets...

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I have one girl in my life who is afraid of you. As a matter of fact I went out for a drive with her last night to look at Christmas lights.

I am not allowed to ever communicate with you again. Understandable, considering. It’s fair.

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I don’t speak of you at all. People in the know think your fucked in the head. They don’t like you.

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This site needs another category. I think it would be a good round off to what is already here. It should be called… A hope. Like— I hope for the worlds sake that this Corona 19 goes away forever, like yesterday. For people to stop killing for drugs and money....

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a sissy suitcase is ones a***, akin to how prisoners “suitcase” contraband up their r*****. THE MORE YOU HO!

Slurp ya later friends & fiends!

– CORVALLUS

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#Thank-a-ton-karma #Nuke-china-and-the-chinese #Ban-the-chinese-from-all-our-sites #Kill-yourselves-you-s***-stain-chinese-ugly-retard-hallucinating-pathetic-animalabusing-selftalking-cocksucker-terrorists #Send-deadly-viruses-that-kill-only-the-chinese-all-over-the-world

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I wish that I was licking and sucking on some sweet clean p**** right now making it come and flow into my mouth.

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I think his name was Jacksonian

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After checking the house and Krystal’s window I set up my little stand and lightly tapped on the glass. I saw her shadow through the curtains get up from her bed. She crossed the room twice, then she was looking out at me with her bright pretty smile. She slowly...

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Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi have had their fair shares of ups and downs in their friendship, but right now it was an up.

Sitting in Hillary’s kitchen, eating pizza while talking about various things. One particular thing they talked about was the impeachment of Donald Trump. It made them...

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The the Chinese hater: STFU!!!! >:( >:( >:(

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🤣🤣🤣 I just searched the archive for Corvallus and I found one of his stories where he set up a sling in a KFC bathroom in Orlando to cater to black men and he offered a kfc coupon to each lover!! This guy is a riot!!

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Delta’s bush has thinned out too much I’m looking for a new playpal man or woman must have a thick bush. Message me on FetLife Major Simon.

Gerald McRaney

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It is useless to struggle with words to express what is beyond words.

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I had thought of my mom at times, like that. I had heard guys talking about her at times, like that. I’m 16 and have a steady s** life, or had, until this covid hit. Last night when I got home around midnight my mom was passed out drunk on...

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I do not. Also, 100% sure Clark Hallisey loves sucking tgal p**** & getting stuffed fucked & creampied by black tgals. For over 20 years he’s been scandalous.

– CORVALLUS

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You guys spitroasted Michael Moore?! He’s probably got an a** like Chris Farley! Was he tight? Big screamer? Bossy? I love the tales of Corvallus

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God? Who? I don’t know anyone named God, but he sounds like a creepy son of a b****…

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