Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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Dont be fooled, trust your gut.

Lastly, stay at n your f****** league.

Say for example you are feminist who believes a lot of stupid s*** and has a tendency to put your stupid face where it doesn’t belong. You are a f****** idiot, basically.

Well that’s fine, you believe what you believe, but stay away...

Only one person in my entire class submitted correctly because as I said the instructions were extremely unclear.

In addition, if I ask the dean for a re-grade won’t the instructor still just be mad at me for going over their head because I’m sure that the request won’t be...

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One of my instructors is being an a****** and not letting me fix an assignment for them to re-grade after I messed up on it only because the instructions for it were extremely unclear. They’ve also been a snarky a****** to me in general, and the snark is unprovoked because...

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??? Why? What does that have to do with anything? I hated you the entire time we knew each other. The BJs were good enough. You’re a big boned mucker, a b**** and a psycho. A s***** person with low standards. A cold fish. Not a very attractive one either....

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My stepsister is 14 and quite a looker. She has a nice slim figure without being skinny. Yesterday afternoon she walked up to me in the living room while I was watching t.v. wearing nothing but p****** and a t shirt. It was obvious that she wasn’t wearing a bra....

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

feeling mixed berries

LICK MY DAMN A******! NOW! SOME PEOPLE LIKE SYRUP AND SOME PEOPLE LIKE JELLY

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So I talked my wife into buying a strap-on d**** jockstrap thing so we can do some role-playing. I asked her to call me Corvallis and I’d call her the Prisonian (her name is Priscilla).

She talks with a deep African American accent and calls me all kinds of...

would you like me in your life?

– CORVALLUS

# nuke china # nuke the chinese # boycott china # s*** on china # s*** on the chinese # ban the chinese from sites and life # chinese are retarded schizophrenic psychotic animalabusing disabled terrorist ugly midget wastes of space and oxygen pieces of shits # make a deadly...

A bunch of curry rats got mad about two black women living in Bali, and all I can think is that between the r*****, killing, animal f******, and general degeneracy that goes on in and around Bali they sure have a lot of time to bash black women on the...

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I’m a cumdump, breed me s*** at site b*******.rt/corvallus

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sometimes I see myself in a mirror, and I don’t know if part of my mustache & chin hairs are white, or if it’s dried JIZZLE JUICE. I love being a drippy mess after a few hours at a bathhouse.

and no pal that’s not my name but feel...

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Corvallus has fucked more n****** than Equifax!

I woke up with my sister in my arms, Beverly in her arms and my usual morning hardon. I stroked my sisters smooth, slender thigh and moved her leg over Bev’s leg. My finger let me know that she was still wet inside, so I spread her moisture around her...

D!ck Chopper:I chop d!cks nonstop. I offer my services to people for people for free and due to common requests the chopped d!cks could be shoved deep down the throat of the lump of flesh (the man) they were attached to and the chopped balls shoved into the eye sockets...

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Re: is your dad named Cleophus?

i found out my dad comes here frequently but i dont know which of you weirdos he is. it’s really disturbing. He’s 56 and owns a bar. i did some work on his computer and like he keeps coming on to this site and something called squirt. im worried about...

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Holy S***! 😂😂😂 Congratulations Hilda…you are by FAR now THE fattest out of all of your friends and coworkers that you’ve always spoken so “kindly” of….making fun of their weight to your p*** husband. Holy crap…so you must be keeping Omar the tent maker in business these days trying to...

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Still having great s** with my younger sister and loving every second of our private affair. She is thinking about asking her BFF to have s** with us since she is curious. She is afraid that our secret will get out. She is now thinking of my idea of going...

I sucked a transsexual’s p**** in Amsterdam. I paid 50 Euro and she didn’t even come in my mouth.

youre disgusting dogfucker. the p*** theater Dixie Books down in Naranja on US1 used to have three channels of b**********, with hot girls filmed in the Redland in Miami; p*** chick Megan Jones was in some, sucking that pink lipstick c***. I’m glad i saw it, but f*** that is...

He is. If you asked me, those sandwiches were in too close proximity to him. I would have thrown them in garbage, taken a shower using bleach instead of soap and then burned the location down if I were you. He’s also black.