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THIS IS NOT ANOTHER S****** STORY

The events that occurred in my life the past few months have completely transformed my life. Before getting in to the full story below, I just want to admit that I was wrong! Life has changed me, it took me getting everything I wanted...

Try again.

Corvallis has serviced pretty much every c*** in america it seems. When is MY turn?

The “kill all men” poster is doing it all wrong.
It is:
Kill all men and abort all male fetuses….kekekeke.

the only way to make sure your post here doesn’t get edited is to WORSHIP THE HOLY JISM!

Not really, and if you really are a s**** worshiper, there are various entities that can help you depending on your organs and proclivities.

Oh yeah, THIRSTY TGAL THURSDAY Y’all!

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you are so lazy and useless and you are on a downward slide where no one can ever help you. Everyone is going to leave you behind because you find anything to whineo drink plongo about.

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I’m not CAMBOIing, ain’t no live s**, s** acts

I just tell u sleazy tales. S*** cash app me $20 and we can talk for ten minutes I’ll tell u a sleazy tale

– CORVALLUS

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Danelle is moving in this weekend.

Where’s the Corvallis podcast at? I want to hear stories about backsnatches being blown out by b******** bananas

Dear person who wants to kill themselves,

Can I have your stimulus check before you do?

Kill your parents

i will marry someone better

If you like my trucker stories, lemme know and I will tell you more. Call me Lot Lizard Luke

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Ain’t no queer and would never do any queer things but them pickle park trucker stories really got the old pecker bouncing! Wooooeeeee! Wouldn’t let that pickle polisher s*** me off but I’d sure jerk a load onto his queer face!

Good riddance President S*** stain. No doubt you and your loser kids will get what is deserved.

You like drama and b*******.

For all I know, you’re the dumb c*** spewing cut and paste hate at men on this site. I saw those pictures of you with a black eye and I thought to myself “the worst part is she probably asked for that…” You basically pissed...

I started f****** my mother in law when she was 80 and my wife didnt want her to live alone any longer. She moved her in with us although I was against it.One day while my wife was working and I was off I stayed in bed after my wife...

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

WOOFING WEDNESDAY tonight at Cleo’s Lounge WOOF WOOF all you bears and admirers, wolverines otters chinchillas all good too C** on down 2 for 1 all night for werewolves only Our championship pool tables come with padded exteriors for a bottoms comfort Breed you there

Cleo’s Lounge
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Miserable hater trying to take away my sanity using this websites when in reality yours is permanently gone. You lack integrity and true worth. Balance will be restored.

I had to open the station at 6 this morning and it was sooo hard to get out of bed to do it. I met a girl at the place I co-own yesterday and we liked each other immediately. She is 25, about 5-4 with medium brown hair and a...

i had s** with my geography teacher and blackmailed her that im gonna tell everyone that she raped me if she didnt gave me all A+ on my tests

hi, i am choosing other because this story most likely fits into quite a few categories, and i really just cant explain what im feeling at the moment. i am in a relationship with this beautiful, amazing girl. and i am never giving her up no matter how selfish it...

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Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. Bad things will suddenly happen to us.

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chinky chinky little dicky retarded coward animal abusing piss skin commie terrorists all need to drop dead dude even if they didn’t s*** a c*** ..cause who ever would let those ugly chinese scums s*** his d*** lol

Communists should be killed since they all end up being envious corrupt murderous cunts anyway.

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When I was nearly 15 (I am 20 now), I was very naive and ignorant of adult things like s**. My father was gone, it was just me and my mother, and the only other close family member in our lives was my uncle and aunt (my mother’s brother and...

I just can’t stand Chink-panzies; they’re insufferable dogs.