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You are welcome

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My heart will turn any of the negatives into a positive.

wtf is up with this jism lord dude and g****** here? jesus f****** christ

To be clear: I love my lady, and she explictly condones any outside s** soirees I have. But she can’t BREED MY BACKSNATCH! btw I bred Joel Osteen’s backsnatch at the Miami Airport Hilton along with Mike Sampica and Robert Brunson, Joel got spitroasted and glazed all over we also...

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

“I scribble death letters to myself everyday
Sitting here, locked away, gone astray, with my disarray
Mind torn apart by the box that’s in front of me
Tryin’ to erase all the pain that’s become of me
I’m perceived as conceited
I’m reachin’ and screamin’...

And I can see you beyond the broken glass

And I believed you were everything I asked

Now I lead you through all the smoke and ash

Just to leave you inside my broken past

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there is this b**** in my class named Brianna and every time I try to say something the b**** starts talking about her life and s*** like girl nobody gives two fucks about your ugly a** dog. I bet your brother’s d*** is 1.2 centimeters and if you’re seeing this,...

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Hello Corvallus, big fan of your hot stories, can you tell me if you ever split cheeks or do you just enjoy having your cheeks split? Which feels better? Thanks in advance!

Mario

wth does splitting cheeks mean

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I have a new puppy first I was exited but I am not able to look after it what to do

To the Chinese hater:

diu lei lou mo!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

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I told him that I was pregnant last night. I hoped he would understand that this is scary for me or something. Comfort me maybe? It took two people to make this happen and I’m the one who has to deal with it. I don’t feel good and I’m scared....

I think Corvallus is probably the disgruntled wigger

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Biden isn’t cute. He’s ugly.

Clearly we have a disgruntled wigger on this site. Probably got turned out on a previous night and is now spreading misinformation. Tonight at Cleo’s is not woofing Wednesday it’s wigger Wednesday. But it’s true our championship pool tables are padded for your comfort. Only listen to information from me,...

This site is sick with all of this wigger and a*** s** b*******. Repent! Listen to Joel Osteen!

i slapped my brother because he kept kitting me for no reason and my parents wouldnt listen the i brung him in his room and his room was the only room that had a lock on it then i beat him up and locked him in his room 🙋🏽‍♀️

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Laura and I didn’t get any alone time yesterday to speak of. Instead the five of us all hung out together. Our moms, Luke, Laura’s little brother, and myself. We played some video games, went grocery shopping and basically were never really alone. Laura and I snuck kisses and we...

WOOFING WEDNESDAY tonight at Cleo’s Lounge WOOF WOOF all you bears and admirers, wolverines otters chinchillas C** on down 2 for 1 all night for werewolves only Our championship pool tables come with padded exteriors for a bottoms comfort

Cleo’s Lounge
11 S Court Av
Orlando
407-841-4545

Also, PROOF…

Don’t you think it’s extremely foolish to just throw faith, energy, effort into something that logically, can’t be? It’s just logic. Any mature reasonably intelligent person knows this.

We are not living in Mordor here…

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I was born by my mom

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I would’ve given 8yo little Luke his first (and probably not last, especially if he was any good) taste of a man’s hard d*** and probably fucked him too.

Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. Bad things suddenly happen to us.

Here’s a song I wrote for this b****…

I hooe you like it… I hope some of you f****** simps sing along to this…. This is for you b****** too….

She talks crazy talk
She talks crazy talk
She talks crazy talk
She could make a man...

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Laura and I had almost zero time alone today and it sucked. We had a little fun sneaking kisses and copping feels of each others various body parts. I did come up with an idea and it ended up working perfectly. After getting myself extra ready I stepped into Laura’s...

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I think I would really honestly like your mustache cash stash if he werent so god damned self righteous.