how the hell do i capture my crushes attention???? I barely even know enough about him let alone his preferences surrounding love interests

It’s not like there was much to ruin b****.

my sister is okay. Thank you.

good morning to those that like me haven’t found their partner in crime

why does discord even exist??????

Does anyone know if Checkers/Rally’s delivers? Need me a Buford

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

To anyone with the means to mass kill is encourage to kill as many Jews as you can. Make news. Make entertainment for us. And make a name for yourself. This is the chance you’ve been waiting for. Do this because you have the means to. Do this for for...

You shot the wrong dude lmao.

My sister wanted to be with this guy. Cute, buff, every girls dream. She was crying.
I beat his asss bloody. No one treats my sister that way.

Didn’t your mother ever teach you to say please? Now then, Beg me to stop properly. Maybe pepper in an apology or a bribe. Then maybe I’ll have some mercy. Haha!

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No, The last thing I do will be kidnapping that b****, throwing her in my trunk, and driving in to a lake. Get it right. YOu have no balls.

rtttyiiu

This b**** flunked biology hard

Ill give you two months to rest and recover if you piss yourself.

Females are superior? How? Nature made them that way? Proof? Just your mental illness raging again.

YOU were the one who said that, “women only commit felonies because they learned it from men.” Since you admit and confirm that women are lowly copy cats who can only copy what they...

69ing with my gal last night and she farted on my forehead. Can’t believe im dating a farter.

For almost two years now my sister and I have been enjoying oral s** and rubbing each other off or watching each other m*********. She wanted to keep her virginity until she is 13, a teenager. Today is the day. She likes to watch me f*** my girlfriends and loves...

Hello there like minded friends I am an established, polite and gentle african american man from Alabama who enjoys romantic movies, hamburgers, parks, ribald humor, strong beers, pranks and making new friends. I’m looking for friendship with a Caucasian male for meetings at parks and fine dining together.

My...

Please download Bart Simpson’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married. Thank you

my f****** stomach is hurting in the middle of my online exam

and bro there’s a f****** TIME LIMIT so you bet your a** that i brought my f***** laptop with me to the bathroom

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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Kerpal approved!

Bruno Sammartino, hes got the pedigree. Now who would you rather make love to, young Pol Pot, or young Joseph Stalin?

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I think I will take extra time to check out the library on monday if I can. There are a few books in the house but I haven’t picked anything up for a while. Maybe there will be some subjects I’ve been wanting to study.

If you can’t pass as a woman as well as I can, then you don’t deserve feminine pronouns. I’m a dude, therefore so are you.

God?

he is 17 and I am 27.

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily,...

You deleted your posts after I called you out? You do know that’s the worst way possible to get me to stop right? You’re just giving me what I want. Do you like the abuse or something? Nah, you probably feel like you deserve it some fucked up s***. You...

pathetic incel talking big words about a life he has no experience about

#Nuke china #Deport and kill the chinese #Make a deadly virus that kills the chinese only and release it worldwide #The chinese are all lying pathetic piss skin zipperhead sliteyed ugly schizophrenic delusional down syndrome retarded animal abusing terrorist barbaric midgets that should suffer and drop dead asap so that...

REACH OUT AND TOUCH ME

I feel like if I had less sense of dignity I’d be a furry

I’m H**** H**** H****

H**** H**** H****

but tired. My “father in law” got paid today so he’s about to get shitfaced with friends, while my lady takes care of her mom.

So I’m alone. I could go to the Alligator Fuckhouse. Or Club Aqua. I’d love to c**. But...

dude get over it. 🖕🤬

teeter