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Ya know? Don’t call me “Dear” and sure as f*** don’t confront me in front of people as to why I am not social or why I’m not talking or why I just took my board and walked away, why I am not shitting sunshine and rainbows, discuss it with...

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What’s the deal with airline peanuts?

What’s the deal with Israeli/Palestine conflict?

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Kerpal site administrator here. If any confession mentions the following terms you will be permabanned from this page:

Backsnatches
Front (or back) bushes
La Caretta
Alligator fuckhouses
C******** slide
Backpussy or Backvaginas
Jizzle Jism or Jizzshooters
R***** Remulade or a*** aioli
Cleos...

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fewefwefw

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PEACE & LOVE
PEACE & LOVE
PEACE & LOVE
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& BACKSNATCH

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I would dumpster fat f*** in Mortal Kombat.

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I’m considering a life insurance policy

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“Love is the only way to grasp another human being in the innermost core of his personality.”

You’re always popping up. In places that you’ve never been. In my late nights when everyone is asleep. In my writing and crush notes. In my unspoken words.

You’re always popping in and...

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I really enjoy eating p****. Does that make me a fine young cannibal?

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Employment Laws by State
Employment laws on blacklisting vary by state. But the overall rule is that intentionally preventing a person from getting hired is illegal. There are at least 29 states with blacklisting statutes, according to legal information provider Nolo.

States without actual blacklisting laws sometimes have agencies...

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Really, he sounds grossed out, irritated and disgusted to me? Anyone else?

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This Homophobic Guy sounds so latent and closeted.

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Yes I’m a Homophobic Guy but I don’t call myself that, I do call myself a straight guy who wants to get my a****** stretched out ONCE just to say I did the damn thing and that I’m macho. I want to be macho and wear a construction helmet, cutoff...

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SimplyConfess owners UAE wants to demasculinize Westerners but the best way to show how macho we are is to breed one anothers backsnatches

– CORVALLUS DIO

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Hey Homophobic Guy- you’re not macho unless you take a big Pillsbury cookie roll sized c*** up your p********. Don’t EVER say you’re macho until you’ve tried the business end of Baseball Bat B**** Byrons c*** while bending over a championship pool table at cleo’s! I’ve done it and I’m...

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Homophobic Guy here, I’ve had a few highballs and I’m feeling a little crazy but I was thinking nothing would get back at these queers worse than if I homophobic Guy SLAMMED THEIR CHEEKS with all my might like they were a beautiful woman. I’m not looking to kiss hug...

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Holy f****** s*** tonight was amazing. I just walked home down 32 avenue glazed encrusted all over my face JIZZLE JUICE from a couple hours in the blow box. ¡delicious!

I’m such a piggy w**** sometimes, thanks to PIG SWEAT and JUNGLE JUICE PLATINUM!

Sleazily Yours,

CORVALLUS

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I like villains in fictional stories because they have flaws and imperfections just like me. I feel like the good guys in most stories are too perfect and flawless and that makes it difficult for me to relate to those characters. After all, no human being real or fictional, is...

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You sure I’m the one obsessed?

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Remember when simplyconfess was normal and posts were rare?

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hehehe

Dookie Dunkin

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Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married. Thank you

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The one time I leave my phone at home and some random weirdo starts following me around the park. First he asks where the restrooms are, I tell him and walk away, he never goes to the restroom. Then he catches up with me again and asks when the splash...

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Black Supremacy and hidden threats are getting worst.

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Ndhwhemn

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You don’t have to be so mean.

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Ok I think It’s time to stop replying you online. Good Bye

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Gray skies and rainy days have always been magic for me. Rest your head and enjoy the melodies.

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Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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Look at you telling people they have no light… you must be blind. Look, being a chap scrotal sac bully is not a good look dear.

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ipttyed mmihb yootgpik tbhpsdyly irwagpya islylas

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Hows that for surface level deflection you f****** t***.

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That video of the interracial gay bar is DISGUSTING stuff. I like beautiful straight women and I am a clean straight man. Sorry no I don’t want a muscle-bound black to “split my cheeks” or “slam my cheeks”! In fact I find it rather disgusting! I like hot women and...

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Who?

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Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married. Thank you

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thirty

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Corvallus ASSumed those bucks were going to break his backsnatch and that’s exactly what they did! Always heard wild stories about Cleos and glad to finally put some faces with the names! Corvallus is a coal burning mudshark cumpig! Got my pecker bouncing!

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I see why they call him Corvo Breedo now and why all those blacks at Cleos chase him around this site! He’s a verified cumpig! Damn! If only whites and blacks in this nation could come together like pussyass Corvallus and these buff black studs this world would be a...

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Is it against the law to assist my son in m***********….. A mother should do anything for her kids but he’s taking his m*********** to serious 3 times a day is not healthy

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tuytit

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