I’m talking to you miss “I hope me wonderful boyfriend”….

That’s one of the most passive aggressive posts I have ever seen. Is he actually even your friend? How do you know he wants a boney blonde? Maybe he’s into non anorexic brunettes? You don’t hope for any of that....

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Hot women who are normal and intelligent are hot. They are the hottest.

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How can a fat f***** that can afford 20k for business expenses be begging this hard for money. It’s hilarious. Priorities fat f***.

“Men are really ugly. Very. Really. Badly. They are also cancers and should have never existed.”

See this right her sets off the red flags in all directions. I can’t put my finger on it. There’s just something about it….

Imagine accidently getting mixed up inna relationship with that person?...

I live in Miami and i supposedly was at Club Aqua doing/with all the prohibited things on Kerpal’s list.

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

Last night at Cleos I met a nice gentleman named Dushawn and he was plowing my backdoor in the middle of the dancefloor when a jealous Corvallus came in and said DUSHAWN, WHAT YOU DOING? YOU SAID YOU ONLY F****** ME N****! N**** YOU CAN HEAR ME! SHOULD I TELL...

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♬♬ For she’s a beautiful starlet, for she’s a beautiful starlet, for she’s a beautiful staaaaarleeeeeeeeeet……and so say all of us! ♬♬ 🙂

S**** TRAINING FOR KERPAL

OMG! I am bored AF!!!

And then on top of all that, how do I know your not a spy? It’s entirely possible and it from any number of angles. Maybe one a few women I knew but actually hate now, wanting to know what’s up. Which would irritate me actually. They are not supposed...

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Any Pillsbury cookie rolls at Cleos tonight?

Ya know? Don’t call me “Dear” and sure as f*** don’t confront me in front of people as to why I am not social or why I’m not talking or why I just took my board and walked away, why I am not shitting sunshine and rainbows, discuss it with...

What’s the deal with airline peanuts?

What’s the deal with Israeli/Palestine conflict?

Kerpal site administrator here. If any confession mentions the following terms you will be permabanned from this page:

Backsnatches
Front (or back) bushes
La Caretta
Alligator fuckhouses
C******** slide
Backpussy or Backvaginas
Jizzle Jism or Jizzshooters
R***** Remulade or a*** aioli
Cleos...

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I would dumpster fat f*** in Mortal Kombat.

I’m considering a life insurance policy

“Love is the only way to grasp another human being in the innermost core of his personality.”

You’re always popping up. In places that you’ve never been. In my late nights when everyone is asleep. In my writing and crush notes. In my unspoken words.

You’re always popping in and...

I really enjoy eating p****. Does that make me a fine young cannibal?

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Employment laws on blacklisting vary by state. But the overall rule is that intentionally preventing a person from getting hired is illegal. There are at least 29 states with blacklisting statutes, according to legal information provider Nolo.

States without actual blacklisting laws sometimes have agencies...

Really, he sounds grossed out, irritated and disgusted to me? Anyone else?

This Homophobic Guy sounds so latent and closeted.

Yes I’m a Homophobic Guy but I don’t call myself that, I do call myself a straight guy who wants to get my a****** stretched out ONCE just to say I did the damn thing and that I’m macho. I want to be macho and wear a construction helmet, cutoff...

SimplyConfess owners UAE wants to demasculinize Westerners but the best way to show how macho we are is to breed one anothers backsnatches

– CORVALLUS DIO

Hey Homophobic Guy- you’re not macho unless you take a big Pillsbury cookie roll sized c*** up your p********. Don’t EVER say you’re macho until you’ve tried the business end of Baseball Bat B**** Byrons c*** while bending over a championship pool table at cleo’s! I’ve done it and I’m...

Homophobic Guy here, I’ve had a few highballs and I’m feeling a little crazy but I was thinking nothing would get back at these queers worse than if I homophobic Guy SLAMMED THEIR CHEEKS with all my might like they were a beautiful woman. I’m not looking to kiss hug...

Holy f****** s*** tonight was amazing. I just walked home down 32 avenue glazed encrusted all over my face JIZZLE JUICE from a couple hours in the blow box. ¡delicious!

I’m such a piggy w**** sometimes, thanks to PIG SWEAT and JUNGLE JUICE PLATINUM!

Sleazily Yours,

CORVALLUS

I like villains in fictional stories because they have flaws and imperfections just like me. I feel like the good guys in most stories are too perfect and flawless and that makes it difficult for me to relate to those characters. After all, no human being real or fictional, is...

You sure I’m the one obsessed?

Remember when simplyconfess was normal and posts were rare?

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Dookie Dunkin

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married. Thank you

The one time I leave my phone at home and some random weirdo starts following me around the park. First he asks where the restrooms are, I tell him and walk away, he never goes to the restroom. Then he catches up with me again and asks when the splash...

Black Supremacy and hidden threats are getting worst.

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