Hello friends, your friend Corvallus here and it’s that time of year again where I’m hungry for pungent assgas, I’m paying $3 per flatulation and $10 for a triple ripper right in my face. Let me huff and enjoy your noxious backdoor burps. SPECIAL: any ripper over 3 seconds will...

I look at pictures of his ex girlfriend when I’m hungry. It kills my appetite. She was so pretty. The f*** is he doing with my lard a**?

I want my bf to leave but I’d be suicidal if he did. Nobody else cares about me even a little.

I’m so f****** sick of my wife. Our s** life is so f****** vanilla. There are so many things I want to try but I’ll never be able to because she doesn’t want to. If I ever try to talk about it I just get “I’m not a prude!” thrown...

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This may be crazy, but I really want to be an actor. Now I’m studying industrial engineering in one of the Southeast Asian countries. this is why I call it crazy stuff. why? cause I’m just an ordinary teenager who goes to college with a major that is burdensome to...

The twinkle in my beautiful eyes is how you know I’m watching fat ugly

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

You are toxic. That way I moved away from all that, you, everyone, and have never made any attempt at contact in as long as it’s been. It’s not everyone I consider toxic, but some of you, are toxic and I can’t be throwing ultimatums, that’s not right, I can’t...

As soon as you started with “god”, I can’t take you seriously, but obviously there are people out there who look at it like a business deal than actual love right? Are you so f****** stupid to think they are in it 100%

“raw s**”….. what the f*** does that...

Lot of weird names freaks here

And i filmed it from every angle. We have 10 plus hours of Harry a** and balls slapping into each other super fast like a golf clap. Try again

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You will find me in limbo.

Where’d you go??

I am MACHO! I don’t care what anyone says! I wear Wrangler jeans, can lift 250lbs and have a big thick neck and wrists. I even followed what these dang old queers on here said and let a few fruitcake truckers c******* me, so if you’re saying I’m not macho...

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Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you

Mikey T’s got a tiny goober that won’t get hard. I’m pretty sure I only felt one ball. Acting like he’s hung.
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Freaks turn me on… I want to kiss a Freak I saw…

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When will they delete this website?

Alissa made a grab for it playfully and laughed as I dodged her. We caught the depth of our chemistry right then and there. We moved into each other and embraced with the beginning kiss leading to a small make out session that had me feeling and squeezing her very...

Lmao stfu lesbian

Surgery is just cutting people open to make them feel better.

I make rubber band bracelets :]

I am not sure when my sister gave her virginity away. I really don’t care. I have blackmail pictures of her and the guy I don’t know that lets me use her as much as I want. She is now devoted to me and foresakes all others. She is...

ive been reading about how i can be more macho and found some info here. can anyone help me? eric

… that’s about as toxic as it gets too from my perspective she has a connection to multiple toxic places in m last life AND she’s looking for me hard. She made a bee line to my brother and asked him if he was me. Which shows you how well...

That always make me think though. When someone says to me “we all” or like in that song by Loverboy, Working For The Weekend he’s says everyone’s wondering, will ya come out tonight or everyone’s hoping, It’ll all work out, everyone’s waiting, they’re holdin’ out.

And I always contemplate...

Don’t take it from me fellas, take it from the GAWD of BUTHIN CHEEKS
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If you SAG you’re a F**

like Preston Manzy!

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Also your mother is the one that put me onto you in the first place. She wanted me to steal you from her. I wouldnt of even gone near you otherwise, but I doubt she told you that. “Wow, I really wish she was dating someone like you” or something...

I’M A CHINESE. SEE HOW WE CHINESE ABUSE AND HARM ANIMALS ALL THE TIME BY COWARDLY DISGUSTING WAYS? THAT’S PROOF ALL US CHINESE ARE MENTALLY DISABLED AND SICK SICK SICK AND SCHIZOPHRENIC AND EVIL AND SADISTIC PIECES OF SHITS THAT SHOULD BE REMOVED OFF THIS WORLD! ALL OF US CHINESE...

Stop f****** talking me with your pathetic attempts to win me back a******. I do not care who you are you are not going to be forgiven and nothing you do will change that. I bet all the inbreeding made you a psychopath with no emotions. You will be the...

I do not speak Spanich. Hate that stupid language and I hate you for being such a judgemental rude a****** with schizophrenia that feels the need to harass me here as I expose you and all the other stalkers that took away my privacy for fun as if I had...

Na you’d hide inside.

i almost killed myself a week ago

People are f****** crazy stalkers hope they go extinct.

What’s that I can’t hear you with the c*** in you mouth