Bruh, I s*** y’all not.
I just had the wildest most fucked up realization.

My mom is shaped like a refrigerator (fat with no t*** and no a**) and she stays talking s*** about women with big asses.

My dad (who is a worthless p************ for various reasons) has also cheated on her with women that have big asses, which is most likely why she stays talking s*** about women with big asses.

I (her daughter) have an a** that is above average in size.

For as long as I can remember she’s done her best to lower my self esteem.

Only now do I realize that the stupid worthless b**** is probably jealous of my a**.😂

Luckily, life is definitely beating her a** (she’s had multiple loved ones die, she’s had breast cancer, and is constantly scared of the breast cancer coming back).

I hope she dies a slow painful death tho.
Godspeed y’all, I just had to share my realization.🙏