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i suckk at hockey but i can beat the shitt out of 95 percent of the population on earth🌎

Joint Boy aka JB

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I haven’t decided whether to record my exit strategy. This helium-based strategy isn’t particularly gory, so I think it’d be suitable for recording. If it can be of benefit to the medical research community then I feel like it’d be a good thing to do. During one of my “test” attempts, I found that I subconsciously ripped the bag off my head. I will need to remedy this by cuffing my hands to a sturdy frame, and then turning on the gas. You did this, Fiserv.

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Ferrari LaFerrari in Richmond Hill on highway 7

Carspotter416

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WELL, F*CK me!
2 days into my 12th year as Mall santa and already got a write up for Sexcual harassment for staring at moms titts and accidentally touching her asss for the photos

Mall Santa Claus FML

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2 years

During Covid. Someone came to my dream asking where I want the Covid. Is it US or Ghana. I considered the reasons why it should not happen in Ghana and boom there was Coronavirus in US. I was living in NY and I also had Covid and as if that’s...

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During Covid. Someone came to my dream asking where I want the Covid. Is it US or Ghana. I considered the reasons why it should not happen in Ghana and boom there was Coronavirus in US. I was living in NY and I also had Covid and as if that’s...

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2 years

Little sister,
Playing hide and seek
Even though mama told you I’m really gone
If you miss me
Sneak a peek at my diary
Or read the peek-a-boo sky that lights the night
I’ll say this once:

Light up the night,
stardust!
...

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2 years

I tell people I know that my p**** is only 3 and a half inches, but only because I want to see their reactions

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2 years

Little sister,
Playing hide and seek
Even though mama told you I’m really gone
If you miss me
Sneak a peek at my diary
Or read the peek-a-boo sky that lights the night
I’ll say this once:

Light up the night,
stardust!
...

316 Views
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2 years

You shouldn’t have such a beautiful girlfriend. I’m bigger and more manly than you, I could probably kill you with one punch, she should be mine. This is the problem of the world, the weak are allowed to breed and the law suppresses the strong from doing what is natural....

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2 years

I live in a run down area of town. From my fourth story window I can see the old factory and warehouse, with the painted lettering faded out, windows cracked, junk strewn about, chained and padlocked behind a worn rusty fence. No one goes there anymore.

Sometimes I felt...

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2 years

I live in a run down area of town. From my fourth story window I can see the old factory and warehouse, with the painted lettering faded out, windows cracked, junk strewn about, chained and padlocked behind a worn rusty fence. No one goes there anymore.

Sometimes I felt...

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2 years

She secured his hands behind his back and then rubbed Icy Hot on his testicles. I watched as he did the Icy Hot dance and begged his mother to wash his balls. It was punishment for his excessive m a s t u r b a t i o n.

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2 years

I was friends with an Atheist for 10 years (our friendship ended the day he died). But my experiences with him had led me to greatly detest Atheists and Atheism in general.

He never passed up the chance to attack religion, harass churches, and bully Christians.

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2 years

I personally hope “Jackass McCrackhead” dies a slow painful death. To illustrate how much I hate this person.

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2 years

I need someone to wipe my bottom for me. Love Chloe xx

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2 years

I need someone to wipe my bottom for me. Love Chloe xx

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2 years

Hi Simply Confess. Nice to see you back again.
Can you tell us what happened?

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2 years

HI Simply Confess. Nice to see you are back.

Can you tell us what happened?

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2 years

I want to f*** her

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2 years

asddsadasd dasdasdas sadasdasdas

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2 years

……

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2 years

I say it when I feel.it. I. Love. You. Please be well.

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2 years

When I first got out of high school I took money from a friends Kitty. I take a 10 every time I spent the night because I needed money to eat dinner. I though every time I would just pay it back but I never did. I wrong to have...

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2 years

h*****://youtu.be/fSXGQyi37ik?si=lPNr4_DE3aTS1RId

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a wild experience, Other
3 years

The b0ts on this site are so lame. Do they really think posting broken |inks that we have to put together is the best way to get traffic going LMFAO. Like pr0n is free my guy- idc about this 69DDD nurse or whatever crazy shiet you be talking about.

They...

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3 years

What i learned your feelings will lie. I see things whether it was a fling or personal needs. Why people so in love don’t get together is because you wasn’t in love or ignore the obvious because the love you think was there was just moments. But when you actually...

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3 years

i’ve never had a true best friend.
i’ve never felt truly included in a social group.
i post nudes on the internet as a way to feel some form of social acceptance.
my closest friends are anonymous internet strangers who think i’m hot.

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3 years

he just wants to be fwb since we’re already in committed relationships (open, not cheating). I really like him, like a lot. he specifically made me promise not to “catch feelings” for him though… I guess I’ll keep this to myself bc I really wanna stay friends with him and...

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3 years

Took out a life insurance policy for my husband

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3 years

my negative self talk has evolved from “I hate myself” to “I should kill myself”

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3 years

I want to slit my wrists or my neck if possible..and I want to bleed myself to death..I’m so done and I’m so tired of being misunderstood..of being seen as something I’m not..I will or atleast I want to slit my wrists, take some sleeping pills, out my slit wrists...

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3 years

I wish that mob DID kill the guy who stabbed that bishop in Sydney. M***********!

491 Views
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3 years

My hand is over my heart.

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3 years

Why does this site get more visitors and posts than the other simply confessions?

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3 years

Addicted to p*** at 12, quit at 13, relapsed at 14. I’m fucked.

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3 years

So the Joel Osteen spammer is a homosexual gay f** who watches Joel Osteen on TV while m*********** and pretending he is sucking off Joel.

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3 years

Just stop tracking crime like that one black idiot lawyer said. Then there’s no crime.

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3 years

The site goes down often. The owner never announces what is wrong. It is now on WordPress. It wasn’t before. No explanation as to why the change.

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3 years

Does this site get taken down a lot? Whats up with the database error or whatever.

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3 years

Invaders Are Put In Luxury Hotels While Our Veterans Are Put On The Streets.

Why do the American people tolerate these idiot politicians? Why keep voting for the same ones?

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3 years

Hey what’s the solution to the Antispam question? I don’t like to do math. It’s so racist.

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3 years

Hey for that Antispam question…does 1+8 = nine? I need to know so I can post!

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3 years

It doesn’t turn out well. Read the book of Revelations.
This month will have more unique problems. The bridge collapse was just an introduction.

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