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Hey dumb a** chainsaw is a conjunction word it’s two in one plus cut you equals 4, so 2 things you don’t know, words or math… grow teeth dude I eat chainsaws for breakfast not counting what I do to their owners add. Dam you’re funny you lousy bully wannabe. Try something new jackass!!!

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The most beautiful symbol of freedom is a glorious steed hoisting aloft onto its hind legs, his c*** rampant and stiff and ready for action, being it for a mare or a willing Kenneth Pinyan-type character. Let receptive i********** begin!

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these confessions ARENT fake!!!
bob the Builder came to my house and broke my legs because i didn’t pay lofty to cement my dickk

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Had a w******** last nite. Woke up hot, sticky. Gotta wash the sheets.

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Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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I had s** at the age of around 6 or 7 (I’m a female).
I used to have a friend who was about two years older than me, she showed me s**, which is fucked up, acknowledging the fact I was about 6/7. So, I basically already knew what...

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How am I supposed to upload pictures of my berries and cream now?

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I’m about ready to give up. I feel like I missed the boat. All the good men aren’t married or taken, it’s , they died. I’m sad

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My friend Darren Coochbaum farted into my b***. My name is Colton, give me a Cleo’s name!

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Cleo’s me: Aaron @ Canada

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I feel so bad for all the women on this site who have been abused by a****** husbands or boyfriends who admit that they use them as whores. I would befriend them, invite them out to my remote cabin and tell them that I have women, whores or the little...

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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I still absolutely abhor you, Jennifer MacCarthur I rue the day I ever met you for having that stupid f****** kid. F*** you forever.

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Reply to Help Me. I am here for you sweetheart. Everything will be OK.

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Gimme a Cleo’s name: Nathan

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Come visit me

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We are not white people or black people or Asian people or Spanish people. We are all the Children of God and we come in many colors. Honor God and a wonderful life will unfold before you!

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What a hipster

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~Poem~
“The Narrow Stream”
J. Arthur Wordsworth Atkinson
(1876)

The narrow stream of hot liquid s*** fires from your a** with musket-like cadence. Under thine legs my face awaits. The filthy warmth and stench shall sustain me.

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You are a moron if you think s***** chemistry is all that’s needed to prevent divorce. Wow , can’t accuse you of having a brain cell that works .

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what the f***

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I like to j******* into my little cousins baby bottle and watch her swallow all my c** 😁😈

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I fought it before but I think I need to be made maycho after all.

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Yeet

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Look same hot

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Rump Reamer/Receiver Richard

–Cleophus, Proprietor

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I miss you:<

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My name is Richard and I’m a bi switch. Someone give me a Cleo’s nickname.

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Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

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Reply to chubbier. Don’t worry so much about your weight. If you work out you must be healthy! Just don’t overdue it on the cake and other goodies. Best Wishes

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Do you want a video of a mushroom tip?

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If you’re a straight man who just ate dinner I’d warn you not to search “Cleo’s” on this website. It’s enough to make a good white man throw up what some of these depraved and desperate polesmokers do in their spare time.

Homophobic Guy™

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When I was 6-7, I sucked off my cousin because he told me to. I was too young and didn’t know what I was doing. Later, when I was older and realized how wrong it was, I didn’t know what to. I don’t think he even remembers it, it’s just...

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Cleo’s is a place where black meats split white cheeks and cracker lips s*** on chocolate tips. It’s a place where you meet a weak white and wear his a** out. Anything goes at Cleo’s!

Casey, Manager/Powerbottom

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What does “a big Cleo’s Lounge guy” mean re: Brian Laundrie?

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I am tired 😓 of pain

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I’m was a catholic school girl. I pooped on mother shaninhans desk after graduating. Things were different in my day, now she’s older and I’m her nurse. I protect her from people like myself seeking revenge. Nobody knows who I really am thanks to a different name by marriage.

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You expect me too wait two year’s.. (lol) for you’re dumb ugly a** to set aside some money..not enough to buy a car.. so you can once again show me not all tall men have matching sizes? Sugar you ain’t got the pockets to be a daddy.

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Talk is cheap just like you, nobody works for free no matter circumstances. Pay me I don’t give a f*** if it’s cash, I want my pay.

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I heard she likes cheesy egg rolls, mushrooms just don’t fit in her mouth I’m guessing.

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Joel Osteen knows a thing or two about looking presentable. Joel Osteen’s suits aren’t budget-friendly. All those suits are bound to add up.

Joel Osteen and his wife Victoria like to shop. In fact, his entire family likes to shop — and they have some pricey items in their closet.

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