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Brian Laundrie’s remains have been found in a Florida wilderness area. Cause of death: death by bootyhole ooga booga by one Corvallus Winslow.

At the scene a backpack containing some of Laundrie’s belongings along with 2 empty bottles of Pig Sweat poppers, a teenth of Tina, a flier to Cleo’s Whigger Wednesday event and a tube of a*** lube.

Corvallus Winslow is now wanted for questioning in Florida. The FBI will check Club Aqua, Hank’s and Cleo’s first.

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