Joel Osteen needs another jet. He’s due for a new sports car too. Please download his Satan app and listen and then send him your money. Thanks

Top 10 Richest Pastors in the World 2021 by Net Worth …JOEL OSTEEN.

Joel Osteen’s wealth has increased to OVER 100 million. He owns at least TWO mansions. (Everybody needs a spare). Say: Hallelujah! Six bedrooms, six bathrooms, fireplaces, three elevators, one guest room.

Osteen owns many lavish cars. His...

Joel Osteen Is In The News Again For A $325,000 Ferrari. PLEASE give!
Do you know how much it costs to maintain a $325,000 Ferrari. Do you understand how EXPENSIVE parts are for a Ferrari?

Well then Please down load his apps, follow him to Satan and GIVE him...

Joel Osteen also owns a Mercedes-Benz® jeep 4-Wheel Drive. He has at least tow other sports cars and now a new Ferrari.

SADLY, Joel is out of garage space. Yes it’s true. Joel is depending on you to send in the cash to build another garage. Not just any garage,...

Joel Osteen owns “an $86 million Airbus A19,” which is huge as far as these aircraft go and is one of the priciest jets money can by.

The price of JET FUEL has gone up. In these trying times you really must download Joel Osteen’s app and then send in...

Joel Osteen has more than just help, he has a household staff. Osteen has a literal team of people helping him run his home.

As Osteen told People in an interview, the family has staff to help with “the cooking, cleaning, and driving,” but that’s not all. People also reported...

Joel Osteen needs to buy a cutting-edge $400 million dollar yacht. He plans to call it the SS Blessing. It will be trim and fast. Well able to cut through troubled waters.

It will be fast and sleek but with plenty of room for his family of four. The yacht...

Joel Osteen knows a thing or two about looking presentable. Joel Osteen’s suits aren’t budget-friendly. All those suits are bound to add up.

Joel Osteen and his wife Victoria like to shop. In fact, his entire family likes to shop — and they have some pricey items in their closet.

I’ve been wanting to die ever since I was a child.
Some people are just not strong enough for this game. I admit my defeat.

I’m at a big investment bank in London. One of my fat ugly f****** coworkers who’s a VP discovered one of my secrets. It’s making me cringe. I hope he and his family f****** die I hate him so much his mom gay and dead and his dad poor.

Brian Laundrie’s remains have been found in a Florida wilderness area. Cause of death: death by bootyhole ooga booga by one Corvallus Winslow.

At the scene a backpack containing some of Laundrie’s belongings along with 2 empty bottles of Pig Sweat poppers, a teenth of Tina, a flier to...

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Miami Dade Criminal Court, Corvallus Winslow appearing to face the charges that he’s a flagrant homosexual, a starving s**** sow and an unlicensed ballsack drainer.

“Guuuiiiiillllltttyyyy” Corvallus shrieks in that stereotypical gay voice.

Flashback to 3 years ago when I made out with her in the bathroom, let her hit my vape, and then completely ignored her on the dance floor. I just came out as a gay man this year and it’s not like I knew back then, but I still feel...

Are you trying to say you want to jump ship? Or what?

Why you copy pasting s***?

Mustache Cash Stash, Why would I even bother burning everything you own when I can laugh and cheer as you’re forced to sell it and steadily shift towards a soul-crushing life of poverty while my meager but steady existence is as secure as ever. Aint no day too rainy for...

“If a man gets bit picking up a snake, who do you blame the snake or the man?”

When you just don’t care, I could jump off a bridge tomorrow. Wouldn’t affect anyone. If you do the people depending upon you suffer twice as much as everyone around. Don’t envy me for this focus on tomorrow.

Oh s*** f*** s*** goddamit he is here and I don’t know what to say I can barely talk to him I really want to him to notice me.

oh f*** fuckity f*** he might be coming over today FFFUUUCKKK KERGNLI3ke

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Why do you need help?

So I’ve been at this new job for 2 weeks, my previous fwb works at it lol. I assume he’s told afew people about the history of us due to the multiple side eyes I get, but in a way I kinda like it when I get the looks from...

How do I figure out if I have a nice bonner?

Darius McCrary, Eddie Winslow, got his backsnatch blown out by a t*****. It looks like the part of the balloon that you blow up.

Sorry fellas, at club aqua rn getting my backdoor blown out by some sucio papichulos tonight! If you’re in the area BRING IT! By it I mean the MEAT and the HEAT!

I had poor mans pizza again. Preheat oven to 325 make toast, put on tomato sauce and add cheese, bake for about 5 minutes.

Reply to my boyfriend is great but sensitive. You need to get away from him fast! You can start by going out and finding a new job.

It’s 10:14 pm

I’m here but missing someone . It’s been 2 years. Feels like forever .

Where is Presto?

May God heal the sick and the suffering.

I tried soooo hardddd and got soooo farrrrr but in the enddddd IT DOESNT EVEN MATAAAAAAAUUUHHHHHUHHHYEAH

Don’t forget to send all your money to Joel Osteen.

Vaccine skeptics seize on Colin Powell’s death. He was the youngest chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He was the first Black American to become secretary of state. And in his prime, he was one of the most respected leaders in the country. But within hours of the public...

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… and soon. It’s good entertainment. It’s like watching drone strike remotely. It’s been too long since we have seen a massacre of scum live on CNN.

AND if you were the actual homophobic guy, you would be sound asleep 3 hours ago because you have a job, and are able to sleep because you have absolutely no mental issues or problems preventing you from getting a good night’s sleep. You wouldn’t use emoticons especially vomiting emoticons....

But if you had a Cleo’s name (based on these other ones) it’d probably be Caucasian C*** Colton or The Coltonian. They call me Homophobic Guy™ because I don’t like hearing disgusting gut wrenching stories about anuses, s*** c**** or 20 man trains. 🤮🤮🤮

Colton you sound confused, get away from this site and this gay stuff while you can. This site is a virtual AA meeting– ASSFUCKERS ANONYMOUS!