Joel Osteen needs to buy a cutting-edge $400 million dollar yacht. He plans to call it the SS Blessing. It will be trim and fast. Well able to cut through troubled waters.

It will be fast and sleek but with plenty of room for his family of four. The yacht...

Joel Osteen knows a thing or two about looking presentable. Joel Osteen’s suits aren’t budget-friendly. All those suits are bound to add up.

Joel Osteen and his wife Victoria like to shop. In fact, his entire family likes to shop — and they have some pricey items in their closet.

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To all the men that say that it’s natural to be attracted to girls 18 and under, thanks for proving that men in general are pedophiles!

who is Corvallus really?

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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Half the time, the fat girl is unattainable, most cases, she’s probably married , or has children at home . Or she has a boyfriend.

Most hateful guys , always want what they can’t get or attain .

It’s a fact

The people on this site haven’t been giving enough to Joel Osteen. Download his app and become his servant. Send in your cash. Now! Joel has a lot of expenses.

Live long and prosper. Free yourself of my burden.

So I met him at a rest area and brought the bag of greasy Big Buford burgers like he requested. After he was done eating the burgers and using my a****** for his pleasure he grabbed my head and farted right in my face saying “dem cotton pickin burgers you...

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Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

I used to have a studded c*** and ten girlfriend’s of all different varieties, I hate my boring life.

I was in the bathroom picking at a pimple near my cooch and I had headphones on and my mom opened the door and I think she thinks I was jacking off

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im watching Dune and I cant stop laughing cuz I keep thinking about “Corvallus Haderach” ROFL WTF

I think my boyfriend is this so called “niggernuts Nick”. He goes to Cleos a lot his name is Nick and hes African American.

Corvallus I’m calling you out you ratsoup eating Jew, my c*** your backsnatch, tonight in Florida. Let me tear up that balloon knot boy. You know how to reach me.

Do not forget to give your money to Joel Osteen, I mean download his sermons and then give him your money. He bought a second mansion and it takes a lot of cash to do that. So your money is needed.

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Prestonian=N*****

Is it wrong that I j******* to some stories by the Prestinian Corvallis and others? I’m a young bicurious dude and the thought of a lousy fast talking n***** running wild on me turns me on. Corvallis seems like less of a typical “n*****” than the Prestinian.

Hey Prestonian: f*** you! You’re nothing but a regular f**, stop acting like you’re some bad a** gangster. Probably some white queers like corvallus let you f*** their asses.

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I’ve had a job since I was 4. You’re children are spoiled lazy rotten shits. I’m glad I never forced my family to give me money and walk on egg shells around me. Lazy f****** unappreciating f*****.

hey guys its me again -L-
im dying
but not physically
with every passing hour i am reminded how unlovable i am
how ugly i am
how fat i am.
its kinda funny too
i do have a boyfriend
but he doesn’t...

i dont love him anymore , since he has money im there .. i do wrk but it doesnt take care of my bills

Does this answer your question? Do I need to stay up all night long cuming infront of a camera?

She hates my guts now, but she used to think about me when she touched herself.

How DO you feel?

You know what would help that? If you licked my a******.

If my girlfriend was married to a f*****, I would take it for a drive out into the middle of nowhere, somewhere hostile, the desert, the middle of winter, a Grisly, Wild Cat, Wolf infested forest, force it out of the vehicle and leave it there….

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I’m a cuckold who loves our very s*** bull. Our bull has a great c***, especially compared to my little thing. We see him as the man of the house and I am one of the ladies of the house. I have given him blowjobs after blowjobs and he loves...

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Still missing out the “kekekeke” in your posts.

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I did drink a lot of whisky but stayed very lucid. I feel so bad about losing the love of my life. I can never get her back, but I miss her so much it hurts. I ask God for forgiveness.