So I met him at a rest area and brought the bag of greasy Big Buford burgers like he requested. After he was done eating the burgers and using my a****** for his pleasure he grabbed my head and farted right in my face saying “dem cotton pickin burgers you brought is giving me gas” before walking away. I asked him if I could at least have a hug or a kiss and he said “kiss my black a** cracker f*****!” I saw him get into his niggermobile, start the engine after some prolonged cranking and drive away. He is not a very nice man.
