I once got an over-the-pants handy in the back seat of a Pontiac Bonneville, during a drive-in screening of Slap Shot
Shoresy #69
I once tongue-kissed a woman in line for the beer gardens at a dragon boat race, after she said she liked my team jacket
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Wreck Gar
Yep, Watch this, Okay, okay, I remember the dust was so thick on Beta 4, you had to use windshield wipers on your optic sensors, It was the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons had just conquered the Autobots’ home planet of Cybertron. But from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron’s moons, the valiant Autobots prepare to retake their homeland. Reminds me of the Nitith slave mines on Galganas 7.
Autobot Kup
Well, before i was from toxic relationship, but now i am so proud to have a healthy relationship with a Man i want to spend my whole life for.
Toxic is you obsession with all posts here and replying to people like you’re all that
I know it’s being toxic for still bringing the painful past, i mean i know he wasn’t serious at me that time, he was my boyfriend and in our 3rd or 2nd monthsary he betrayed me, he said ‘i have someone on my mind right now, i want to end...
Why does taking big thick veiny c**** up your a****** make you macho?! Seems pretty gay to me!
I am not your person. We can’t text.
You are not aging well. This problem might work itself out. What happened to your face? Jesus! No wonder you have dysmorphia.
What the f*** happened to your face? You get stung by bees?
I do not have a bf
After a long nothing, my attention to this matter has returned the same as usual. Why is that?
I cannot trust you now, I used to trust you.
Technically we still do
You are not funny. Just a stupid idiot.
Which is the best orifice to f***?
“cacacoochie”
🤣🤣🤣
– CORVALLUS
Talk big f*** small
Lmao p**** not punishment.
Last post made me laugh. Hahaha
Doing a love spell today. Hope I catch love soon.
You my friend… are insane AND stupid.
You dumb pathetic f***. You will never get it. Never. So logically, if you are a man, which you don’t sound like, you sound like a teenage boy or a crazy woman, if you are a man you stop for a second, reflect...
Bxbchdhdj
I have been forgetting who I am and my purpose this week. Not today, I will return to the things I do best with the same vision.
I am worried that I’ll hurt someone if I get properly angry, so I just suppress the hell out of it. I refuse to risk someone getting hurt because of my emotions and trauma.
I remember holding my child as the water flow drowned us hoping it was less than a minute and that we might resurface alive. We always did but I was exhausted and it was non-stop. Felt like the end of the world, this time with water.
im so confused. im trying to move on bcs my friend said he rejected me yet im still in his ig close friends list. he even have the same energy when chatting. should I move on or ugh
It’s a live call thing now, you’ll never get what you want again unless it’s on my terms. If you want to watch cream you join the team.
Anyway gods and goddesses in mythology are all related, it’s i*****. I***** is wincest. Only in fantasy.
Loki is thor’s adopted brother – either way yeah I didn’t read it man, it’s too big of a universe for someone like me who isn’t too motivated to get into it but only uses the characters for famfic s*** stories and hot pics to rly get into haha
How could it be i***** if they aren’t brother’s? Somebody didn’t read comics I feel bad for you in you’re iron man helmet wearing your hulk hand crying
Jizzle Jeremy: was the grindr hookup disabled? I always wanted to f*** a handicapped person in their chair… just swizzle around and around… around and around … ON HIS DICKKKKKKKK! (YOu have to read it in a specific fashion. Ya hear?)
Forgetting about you f****** scares me for some stupid reason, but I guess it has to be done now.
If you hate your family enough to kill them why not cut them off for good? You’re an idiot if you stay and complain. Feelings of obligation and s*** sicks, so if its that toxic and abusive then just leave. Just leave. Leave. But first communicate. Everything can be made...
Lol you’re bragging about being a lazy jobless stoner who makes money but also basically saying you’re an incel… Don’t get me wrong – I’m also a weed smoker who doesn’t have a conventional job, but I’m at least productive and I can get p**** and d***. Quit complaining...
Draging your friends down, it’s just not cool. He could be something, your destiny is aids. He’s starting to smarten up see who’s your friend in a few years pfff
2Gs you twearp.. enjoy f****** yourself.
Saying something that is (sometimes) offensive
They are NOT “African Americans” anymore. The media wants you to reference them as “Harris People”.
An African American guy in a long sleeved grey shirt is harassing people near the deli and bakery section in the neighborhood Walmart in Palm Desert, CA.
But you were in Roller Jam on Youtube Corvallus!
I wonder who * behind the posts here
Who I am? I tell that to nobody. I seek no more fame that was stolen out of people spite.