I’m Devin Gagliardo and I’ve been sniffing and even licking the toilet seats after my female coworkers are in there. I even took a hair I found on the seat once home, put it in a notebook and labelled it as one of my female coworkers coochie hairs.
Ladies, moisturize, hydrate, exercise, or gasm with a partner or by yourself. The secrets to happiness.
I am the old trunk, filled with ancient mysteries. I am the mask that burns with the fires of vengeance. I am the legend that unites this nation. I am… DOOM
Victor von doom aka Dr doom
Hope u got what u wanted Joan u f****** old c***…user b****
We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. 🎶 🎶
What does a bj from a man or a man’s a****** feel like? I can’t get laid for anything so I’m thinking if all these fags are getting off I should at least get something, an a** is a a** and a mouth is a mouth right?
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
On a scale of 1-10, how pissed would you be if I dyed my hair dark blue and got snake bites?
Lmao, you are six short of a dozen, Hagatha.
Reply to why cant I let go. Some people can never let go. I hope you are not one of them, because it means that you will live under a self imposed sorrow. This is not how the Lord wants you to live. He wants your spirit to soar. Greet...
Send it.
I don’t blame you for wanting to steer clear of this weird mostly homosexual website. 😂 I imagine you are like Hank Hill when it comes to relations. ☕ Witch is just fine. 😋 Birthdays and holidays only. 😃 I mean if you even wanted.
Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks
Is it possible Corvallus gave Saget super AIDS that killed him within 24 hours? They should look into that angle.
My adhd and ocd symptoms are in full flare today, my brain fog is all consuming, and Ive managed to not do anything explicitly evil. If it was gonna happen, it woulda happened today. Im mad at myself for not being more productive and wasting so much time edging and...
Oh well. I’m still doing way better than two weeks ago. No anger, no threats, not suicidal, pretty much completely fine, just incredibly thirsty.
Well this place is a trip. Do you people have some way you know who is talking to who or is this just a bunch of random strangers assuming posts are about them personally?
The state of Washington may amend a law to allow the forcible detainment of residents into COVID “internment camps” for defying state vaccine mandates.
The proposed revision to the COVID protocol under the Communicable and Certain Other Diseases Act, called WAC 246-100-040, outlines “procedures for isolation or quarantine.”
The amendment...
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The Poet-Seers Sri Chinmoy » Library of Poetry » Wings of Joy » Compassion Compassion Mine is the heart That soulfully loves Aspiration – sunrise. Mine is the life That unreservedly loves Compassion – sunset
My morning begins
By claiming God’s Compassion...
☕ May I send you a selfie i really like? Pm if so. That is all. 😇
You are being blinded by a narcissist and don’t see what is right in front of your nose. You refuse to see that some of his stories don’t add up. Do you not question how in every story he is innocent and all others are only out to harm him...
My bad. I’ll cut it out.
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I’m not a boy, you remember when you thought I was his wife and now you think I’m his new chick or him? Good times. All you could talk about was how gross his wife was and how his kids were all crazy! LMAO! Different story now. Curse me, baby....
Fine by me,if there’s two things I can’t stand it’s racism and n******
Better yet, how about we play Titanic? You be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you…
Who would agree to banning all n****** fags and jews off this site?
Let’s misbhave then. 🤤
Did you m********* to my videos?
Now that i know she’s as in to me as I am into her, I can tease her mercilessly without feeling creepy. Maybe I’ll make an onlyfans. We could even trade videos.
Re: breasts and v****.. post a pic, you’d be surprised but there men who like all different types of breasts and vulvas. Personally I like a meaty looking p****.
Patience, kindness, discipline.
I did dishes,mopped and laundry by 8:30. 😁 I’m so grateful I live here now. Bad roommates should be sued.
To the woman that keeps bitching about the cheater. You were his mistress FIRST! Now that he actually left her for someone else, you want to say he’s horrible and needs to fix his marriage? You b****** are PSYCHO!!
Why don’t you ask shut up and s*** my b******** johnson and you better be bringing two Big Bufords, swallow every last drop, and don’t ask me for s***!
“The universe itself trembles with starry-eyed anticipation of our reunion For the devil himself would weep at our soft embrace And even gods couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief at our long-overdue new first kiss She is my spellbinder Before my enchantress, I am...
I like him… So much… I love his voice, his scent, the way he smile… those makes me go really crazy. My heart hurts everytime I see him with other girls… it hurts a lot. He’s mine, Only mine, I won’t let anyone steal him away from me. He just...
My greatest Need is You ~
Your hope in my heart is the rarest treasure Your Name on my tongue is the sweetest word My choicest hours Are the hours I spend with You — O Allah, I can’t live in this world Without...
Solitude by Lord Byron
To sit on rocks, to muse o’er flood and fell, To slowly trace the forest’s shady scene, Where things that own not man’s dominion dwell, And mortal foot hath ne’er or rarely been; To climb the trackless mountain all unseen,
The only nfts I need are some nice f****** t******. Can I s*** on yours?
lol @ jizzle jeremy
“A friend in need’s a friend indeed A friend with weed is better A friend with breast and all the rest A friend who’s dressed in leather A friend in need’s a friend indeed A friend who’ll tease is better Our thoughts compressed...
One dark night, fired with love’s urgent longings – ah, the sheer grace! – I went out unseen, my house being now all stilled.
In darkness, and secure, by the secret ladder, disguised, – ah, the sheer grace! – in darkness and concealment,