Twitter before musk bust

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Do I make you creamy? Do you want me to handcuff you to the bed and devour your 🍪 while my hair tickles your thighs right now? Are you aching for my touch?

Just be veryyyy patient, maybe someday I’ll let you use it on me. 😉

So, a rabbit, eh?

Wanna see a cool party trick? Sit on my face and let me guess your weight.

” i was born from an angel, she raised me properly
I knew what I wasn’t to do, I knew what I wasn’t to see
But when you reach a certain age, your destiny it comes to life
So don’t you bite the hand that feeds you,...

“Plants are brown, sky is red
Everyone we know is dead and I’m happy for them
‘Cause we’re still here

You’re still alive, and so am I
The world belongs to us now
Except for those who lost their minds
They’re still out there

But...

“I don’t know what I’m doin’
I don’t know what I’ve done
I don’t know what I’m thinkin’
But I wanna have fun
I wanna get fucked up ’til the hurt goes away
But I always feel like s*** when I wake up the next...

“I will die with a broken heart
I’ve accepted that
I’ve accepted that part
I was made to die from the start
I’ve accepted that
But I leave behind my art
And when the world has gone away
We’ll be no more
...

I don’t think anyone would call what I was referring to as poetry lol.

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you

What did I ever do to you
That you should treat me this way?
Is it really such a crime
For an angel to speak his mind?
In time I’ll try to shed some light
If I were a big boy I wouldn’t cry
...

I HAVE NO POWER. I AM AN IGNORAMUS. IM A B**** IM A LOVER IM A CHILD IM A MOTHER….WAIT

Shut up boomer, no one’s talking to you.

I’m sorry I was jealous.
I’m sorry I was bitter.
I’m sorry I was cruel and mean.
I’m sorry I was so flirty and overtly s*****.
I’m sorry I made you feel insecure.
I’m sorry I manipulated you.
I’m sorry I played games.
...

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I’m sorry I scared you and made you jealous. I’m sorry I seduced you. I’m sorry I vented my feelings about you on this website. I’m sorry for all the mean things I said and did to hurt you. I’m sorry I wasted your time. I’m sorry I couldn’t let...

check my picture host but be warned its n***. Have some screencaps of the videos youll never watch.

YOU’RE TEARING ME APART LISA ohai todd hows your s** life

Being h**** and suicidal isnt punk rock or Have you listened to black flag or the distillers?

I like my best friend but they are now in a relationship with another person from our friend group. I should be happy for them, but then again, I’m not. An other friend of mine (let’s refer to her as N), she has said for almost a year now that...

You put a Pyrex dish over your face and a buddy takes a s*** on it while you watch from below. —CORVALLUS

There were eighty-seven Advil
In the bottle now there’s thirty
Left
I ate forty-seven so what
Happened to the other
Ten?
Why do you
Suspiciously change the
Subject and break my
Concentration as I
Dump the bottle out and I

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

What is a pyrex pirate supposed to be?

The Hallisonian is intrigued

I’m assembling the US team for the semenal 2022 Jizzle Games in Athens and I heard this website has some of the best jizzlemen in the nation.

Teams from all over the world will compete in a variety of competitions.

We need big jizzle shooters, jizzle junkies, cumguzzlers,...

Breadwinner?

I think that’s a stupid word. Nobody wins anything. You both get a job, you both pay, a d the rest is each of you respectively.

Breadwinner… No. I don like that word. Especially THE breadwinner.

Of course when I need to do compromising laundry there’s a little old lady sitting in the f****** laundry room. What kind of f****** idiot stares at their wash for an hour and a half. Gimme some privacy you old bag.

Out of money need on a Friday. I wish someone would give me sympathy money too drink. I don’t even care if it was just because of the cancer.

I support Black, LGBT, and women’s rights, but only individually. I will sign petitions, participate in private communities, and even make my own doodles of the struggles minorities deal with on a regular basis for awareness reasons. I won’t participate in protests, however, because I’m a huge introvert and really...

I thought we are over this? Just how many times?

Everything will be fine. You still have other good qualities. You know I did what I can. You know I cant keep tolerating what youre doing and i just hope I could go there and Knock some sense in you...

EAT a D***

one time i called the suicide hotline and they didn’t pick up 💀

Ofree has expired I’m dizzy and can not stand I pissed myself and fingers my b******* for the first time while m*********** owwwwwwwwwow ear my a****** mami goonught I’m going to sleep I fucked myself sillt

Aw shut up and slide your thong under my door already toots.

voca. ro/1llepaun70qq

LETSA GO B****, YOU AINT ABOUT THAT LIFE MAMA MIA!

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Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💞

Mr. Percentage:
Burning incels alive I 100% approve! Skinning incels alive I 200% approve! Cutting incels ugly microscopic dicks and balls I 300% approve! Mutilating incels to as many pieces possible I 400% approve! Shoving large rough dildos up incels ugly nasty in-denial f** asses I 500% approve! Frying...