LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

What is a pyrex pirate supposed to be?

The Hallisonian is intrigued

I’m assembling the US team for the semenal 2022 Jizzle Games in Athens and I heard this website has some of the best jizzlemen in the nation.

Teams from all over the world will compete in a variety of competitions.

We need big jizzle shooters, jizzle junkies, cumguzzlers,...

Breadwinner?

I think that’s a stupid word. Nobody wins anything. You both get a job, you both pay, a d the rest is each of you respectively.

Breadwinner… No. I don like that word. Especially THE breadwinner.

Of course when I need to do compromising laundry there’s a little old lady sitting in the f****** laundry room. What kind of f****** idiot stares at their wash for an hour and a half. Gimme some privacy you old bag.

Out of money need on a Friday. I wish someone would give me sympathy money too drink. I don’t even care if it was just because of the cancer.

I support Black, LGBT, and women’s rights, but only individually. I will sign petitions, participate in private communities, and even make my own doodles of the struggles minorities deal with on a regular basis for awareness reasons. I won’t participate in protests, however, because I’m a huge introvert and really...

I thought we are over this? Just how many times?

Everything will be fine. You still have other good qualities. You know I did what I can. You know I cant keep tolerating what youre doing and i just hope I could go there and Knock some sense in you...

EAT a D***

one time i called the suicide hotline and they didn’t pick up 💀

Ofree has expired I’m dizzy and can not stand I pissed myself and fingers my b******* for the first time while m*********** owwwwwwwwwow ear my a****** mami goonught I’m going to sleep I fucked myself sillt

Aw shut up and slide your thong under my door already toots.

voca. ro/1llepaun70qq

LETSA GO B****, YOU AINT ABOUT THAT LIFE MAMA MIA!

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Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💞

Mr. Percentage:
Burning incels alive I 100% approve! Skinning incels alive I 200% approve! Cutting incels ugly microscopic dicks and balls I 300% approve! Mutilating incels to as many pieces possible I 400% approve! Shoving large rough dildos up incels ugly nasty in-denial f** asses I 500% approve! Frying...

This man is so desirable. Too bad for him we live in a society.

YOU’LL NEVER STOP ME NOW, PERRY THE PLATYPUS! I AM FINALLY GONNA BANG THOSE H**** MILFS IN MY AREA! WITH THIS! MY VAGINANATOR 4000!

Honestly, it’s been a while. A while since I’ve felt this happy. I didn’t even realize how sad I was, how much I was missing out on. Not experiences I was missing but feelings. Just pure ecstasy. I don’t feel it’s my place to go out saying that to people....

Britney had Mania. I showered ate Nissin teriyaki cup and I’m exhausted. Tours, childe on way too much energy

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Anyone checkout the new play area at club Savoy yet?

Anybody who’s racist and white generally have a(n) iQ around 73-77 we bump them up to 104 send them out the door like here you go ya bunch a retards!#Newbootgoofin

Privileged mass unknowingly on the end of days.

Time to find a new friend.

what if I was a kpop idol and one of my bandmates I really like and we may have had an FWB in the past and now he’s dating one another of our bandmates but he found out about our FWB but it was before they even dated and now...

I’m so overwhelmed and alone. I have noone to help me with all this. I just want to die. I’d rather die than be alone like this. I worry what will happen to me being all alone. If I get sick no one to hell me. If I go missing,...

re; “well I am 13 years old and thinking of killing myself so i feel writing this before i die would be cool-” you shouldn’t k word yourself you have a life to live and besides if you k word someone would miss you and also the nudes thing wasn’t...

What if instead of the fleshlite, it was you?

if you want me to make and text you a naughty video present you have til 1 am to make a fake phone number and text me an answer, seaweed brains

What would you like to see? Text 1 for jeans. 2 for undies. Or 3 for other. If you choose 3, please explain your answer. x**-459-0247

BACONNNN

I met a guy in my neighborhood, who owns the little bar that everyone loves to relax at and a little art gallery right next door. I make a point of going to a bar each week on the same night, and over the past few months we’ve gotten to...

How far does the fur roam?

Does anyone know when cleos lounge in Orlando will reopen? Reading all the raunchy stories on here of white bottoms getting used and abused by a train of strong dominant black Mandingo tops makes me so f****** h****!!! My “backpussy” (found this word on this site) is lubed up and...

“I understand you hate me, there’s so much that I messed up
All these little choices made and this is how it ends up?
So I built this out of whiskey, and television pieces
To keep the past and future both well within our reaches
Turn...

Brain like a goldfish
Same old s*** but the bowl’s switched
You can tell me your name
But I’ll never know it
The people I looked up to
They quit and gave up
Well I don’t give a s*** cause they s***
Bragged...

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Everybody likes to f*** dumb people. But the problem with this, is that then we get more dumb people.

MWUAH 😙 😆 🙈