My Mom she wants everybody to believe that there’s bugs and parasites in the house and there is not she has a mental illness and it’s making her think there is there is no bugs in the house and I would like her to stay away from my room and...

Corvallis/Corvo is disgusting

I never known my father, all I known is he was killed in a car accident on his way to the hospital while my mom was giving birth to me

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons.

Chinese zipperheads? I see one chinese and those dicksucker commie vermin corona shits animal abuser subhuman parasites will get instantly torn apart and tortured to death with my bare hands!!!!!!!!!!! too bad there are so few of them in my country. will hunt them down and kill them all.

Maybe, I am still afraid of looking for jobs. I think from the beginning of being required to get a job until now, I am still reluctant about the fact of getting a job. Maybe I enjoy the process of searching, but I’m afraid of this kind of thing happening...

Those rumours about that manager f****** someone in the warehouse?

It was me he was f******.

May ALL MEN go s*** those dicks they’re all so hung up on and then all of them dropping dead and leaving the world in peace. Amen!!!!!!

Are you still here? Did you just- what – why? This is true? I’ve seen what you’ve done to- and the – cmon. This is just too much. I thought you- what? Are you really-. you confuse me a lot.Just what.

🙂

3* empty seats to leave car 7 hours in parking lot. Inappropriate. “job”

Ill send you the entire folder of every video Ive ever made for you if you say hi, even if you can’t save me. There’s a s*** ton of p*** but there’s a bunch of stuff that has nothing to do with p***. You dont have to give me anything....

Twitter before musk bust

snapchat?

Do I make you creamy? Do you want me to handcuff you to the bed and devour your 🍪 while my hair tickles your thighs right now? Are you aching for my touch?

Just be veryyyy patient, maybe someday I’ll let you use it on me. 😉

So, a rabbit, eh?

Wanna see a cool party trick? Sit on my face and let me guess your weight.

” i was born from an angel, she raised me properly
I knew what I wasn’t to do, I knew what I wasn’t to see
But when you reach a certain age, your destiny it comes to life
So don’t you bite the hand that feeds you,...

“Plants are brown, sky is red
Everyone we know is dead and I’m happy for them
‘Cause we’re still here

You’re still alive, and so am I
The world belongs to us now
Except for those who lost their minds
They’re still out there

But...

“I don’t know what I’m doin’
I don’t know what I’ve done
I don’t know what I’m thinkin’
But I wanna have fun
I wanna get fucked up ’til the hurt goes away
But I always feel like s*** when I wake up the next...

“I will die with a broken heart
I’ve accepted that
I’ve accepted that part
I was made to die from the start
I’ve accepted that
But I leave behind my art
And when the world has gone away
We’ll be no more
...

I don’t think anyone would call what I was referring to as poetry lol.

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you

What did I ever do to you
That you should treat me this way?
Is it really such a crime
For an angel to speak his mind?
In time I’ll try to shed some light
If I were a big boy I wouldn’t cry
...

I HAVE NO POWER. I AM AN IGNORAMUS. IM A B**** IM A LOVER IM A CHILD IM A MOTHER….WAIT

Shut up boomer, no one’s talking to you.

I’m sorry I was jealous.
I’m sorry I was bitter.
I’m sorry I was cruel and mean.
I’m sorry I was so flirty and overtly s*****.
I’m sorry I made you feel insecure.
I’m sorry I manipulated you.
I’m sorry I played games.
...

Get a FREE Big Buford when you download the Rallys/Checkers app!

I’m sorry I scared you and made you jealous. I’m sorry I seduced you. I’m sorry I vented my feelings about you on this website. I’m sorry for all the mean things I said and did to hurt you. I’m sorry I wasted your time. I’m sorry I couldn’t let...

check my picture host but be warned its n***. Have some screencaps of the videos youll never watch.

YOU’RE TEARING ME APART LISA ohai todd hows your s** life

Being h**** and suicidal isnt punk rock or Have you listened to black flag or the distillers?

I like my best friend but they are now in a relationship with another person from our friend group. I should be happy for them, but then again, I’m not. An other friend of mine (let’s refer to her as N), she has said for almost a year now that...

You put a Pyrex dish over your face and a buddy takes a s*** on it while you watch from below. —CORVALLUS

There were eighty-seven Advil
In the bottle now there’s thirty
Left
I ate forty-seven so what
Happened to the other
Ten?
Why do you
Suspiciously change the
Subject and break my
Concentration as I
Dump the bottle out and I

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

What is a pyrex pirate supposed to be?

The Hallisonian is intrigued

I’m assembling the US team for the semenal 2022 Jizzle Games in Athens and I heard this website has some of the best jizzlemen in the nation.

Teams from all over the world will compete in a variety of competitions.

We need big jizzle shooters, jizzle junkies, cumguzzlers,...

Breadwinner?

I think that’s a stupid word. Nobody wins anything. You both get a job, you both pay, a d the rest is each of you respectively.

Breadwinner… No. I don like that word. Especially THE breadwinner.