Two months ago. For Steve’s birthday. We invited a friend over. Not realizing we learned his friend had an extra length cream pie nozzle. Oh my god what fun. Since then, I thought about him. Steve refuses to invite him back again. Yesterday we crossed paths at our local Walmart. We looked at each other, and I smiled and shook my head yes. He knew what I wanted. We took the time and stopped shopping. He took me out to the parking lot, and we jumped in the back of his Ford Bronco. That god for tinted windows. He whipped up two batches of cream pie. I couldn’t have finished my shopping due to my pie pan was overly full. I decided better to get home and clean my pie pan before Steve gets home.
I’ll rip out your optics!
Lord Megatron
Yesterday it was cool enough to open the hot tub. I joined Steve Jr with some of his friends. I sat down next to his buddy Jerry. I gave him a surprise Joy Stick rub down. He became very happy.
uncle gary was shooting off his bean the other night about how great heavy metal was growing up with that bottled crew and satanic wash. look , I really pity gary. He was a dead loss from the start. what a user and loser he was. but to stalk me and then get the loser over the road to fire something in a sling twig at me, it sort of hit me, I called out “what are you doing” and looked around and no one was there.
Some of these can’t be real or they’re trolls wtf
my nephew snuck in my room one night I was watching p*** and it was pitch black so I couldn’t see anything other than my phone in my face. I had earbuds in and kept jerking off until I saw the tv light turn on and I freaked out. He...
I work with a disgusting, dirty, stupid child that I cannot stand. Counting the days down to summer break. Already asked to work with a different child next year. This year has been completely unproductive and depressing. He can be someone else’s problem.
“can we trade Mitch McConnell for Elizabeth Warren” she was nowhere in the article that I saw
Tell me the truth. Just say it. Give me a telling clue that it’s you and I’ll indicate that I received the message, we don’t have to talk. We shouldn’t talk. But tell me, please tell me the truth. Admit you used me or lied or never liked me or...
Meet me on the path.
What do you do if your nephew says he’s ‘gay’ and he ‘wants to eat his playmate from the waist down’ (or do likewise to his mother), and he’s 7.5yrs old? #is_he_gay? #is_he_being_molested? #is_it_youtube?
angry is a state of mind. Got angry of looking Paramore singer Google Images. Then felt self walk & laughed
wooop woop can I get a … snoop ? its jezzeh from 3 missashitties. messy hair and out of date tan looking like an every day pirate on the beach looking for a new victim ! wooop wooop. jezzeh cabanosi wooop woop.
People keep asking me about things that are going on at work and instead of being all worried about trying to find the answer, I’m just telling them to consult with our boss since the ideas they have questions about are her ideas. I almost feel guilty, but then I...
I didn’t believe it was real, but I guess like mom said it’s in the male genes. I cast a circle and said the words at an altar of dark. The room spin in circles and then a weird shadow of smoke flew from candle to candle that I marked...
Not like you could ever take time away from slots and the dog track though macho
Well you got raise them to take blame for them being shity people
To the people who want to die: my inclination is to tell you that it’ll get better for you, this life will get better and I hope you stick around to find out. But I’ve been where you are, some degree of it, and I know words like that don’t...
** ***** ***** ***** ***** ** **** *** ****.
genuinely if you think LGBT+ people are just in every school in America pushing a “gay agenda” you’re so wrong it’s painful there are more straight people in american schools preying on children than there is LGBT+ teachers trying to indoctrinate your children. your hate for Lgbt people is so...
Part of me wants to remove my testicles, so my libido will Lower and I can get some small breasts. But I still want my d***
I want to submit to my wife and another man
I used to love my job, but management has made some stupid decisions. They put a b**** in a position she has no clue what she is doing. It should have been mine. I wish she would just realize that she is not good enough and just leave. Sometimes I...
It wasn’t a wig.
i will s*** anyones d*** for 19 bucks
Clark Hallisey(probably)
no Latinx in Harry Potter? Gustav was her dad, she was “my manager”* at dog daycare in 2012..
I did it too, you ugly and disgusting s***, when I was 23 (24 and a half now). But if you did it together when you were younger, he probably wouldn’t marry you. You rotten hypocrites. You want us women to stay pure so you can marry us, but you’ll...
It wasn’t the perfect anniversary. We argued. There were some tears on my part. In the end, it was the anniversary that we needed. We cleared the air on some issues and I was able to speak about things that I was worried about. We went for a walk, shared...
chrome constantly asks me to relaunch because of annoying updates so i changed my default browser to firefox. firefox doesn’t lag when i blog on my wordpress as well. chrome is becoming a s*** browser.
Her beautiful long raven black hair.
Corvallus just kys, you’re disgusting and insane and probably a public health concern.
i cant stop thinking about a girl named kendra. how do I get her off my mind? i try to but the thoughts keep on coming back.
I identify as asexual. When i was younger, you know in that phase that people usually go through puberty, i had no interest in s**, no curiosity, i didn’t really want anything to do with it nor did i think or talk about it as much as my peers did....
I only like to j******* to naked pics of young girls who are obviously underage.
Everytime I come to sites like this I realise how miserable I am to the point I can’t even express my feelings to my own friends. Though that might just be part of my inner guilt, the thought that i’ll burden them more, seeing as they have struggles of...
That helps huh lol
I am crying for my country, The Philippines. I am crying for what will happen to our us.
What I feel is a mixture of guilt, pain & hatred. I don’t deserve t want it, to wish for it. To find a man of my age to love me, to feel me, to want me, to obsess over me. To see me & only me for this lifetime...
Oh you just used the image of amy should we spill your name? Should we leak the list of felonys you solicited from minors? That s*** doesn’t just go away.
Oh we aren’t brownies. But you did call the wrong
Well I’m sure you’re family cherishes a online p******** working his way up to becoming a real one. Poncho
Or you could just admit so I don’t have to further more burn down you’re name
Okay so this is a weird one… I have to keep this a secret from my circle of friends, but I can’t NOT tell someone about it, so here goes.
My (18f) best friend is a guy (18m). He’s completely straight, but we’ve been strictly plutonic friends and practically...
You who said you run an OnlyFans account (I’ve nevet been on that site, though), what the f*** did you expect? Your boyfriend obviously doesn’t respect you, neither he should. So enjoy the perverted relationshop that you have with him (if I understood well, you let him sleep with another...
