Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

“it’s going to be worth it” not “it’s gonna happen”

We get along great now you’re kids aren’t peaking through the windows and your husband isn’t trying to get in. Black out curtains thumb tacks. I’d hate to live in someone’s yard. Pay you’re mortgage or I will.

I STILL FIND AMONG US JOKES FUNNY

Best part is I’m ntfbyomlb

Called

What are you looking for my drone

Smoke weed.

For the person with career doubts: do the thing that you actually want to do. That’s what I would suggest. Now while I wouldn’t promote being chronically jobless or aimless, it’s better to not know and flail a little than to not know and be in a situation that demands...

I feel like I truly don’t know who I am. I’ve neither had the funds, time, or confidence to know what exactly I want in life and how to get it. After high school, I was fine with going to college, but then the pressure was on to find a...

I feel like I truly don’t know who I am. I’ve neither had the funds, time, or confidence to know what exactly I want in life and how to get it. After high school, I was fine with going to college, but then the pressure was on to find a...

I really appreciate it, I’m figuring out how to post on there at the moment. I’ll likely just copy and paste to save myself the energy, so you might see it

I’m glad. There are a lot of relationship subs but if I am on the one you choose maybe i’ll see your post on there tomorrow.

Thank you very much for your time, I will check Redditt

Will someone answer this for me? I don’t have many people to confide in or ask. If a significant other chronically won’t have s** with you, is that reason enough for a divorce? It seems ludicrous, like I’m just overreacting because I want s** and it isn’t that big of...

The lady asking about divorce. I really want to answer you but i am so tired. It just came to read silly things before bed. Please i really want you to find people to talk to. Go on reddit.*** on a subreddit aboit relationshop advice and make a post. Plenty...

Will someone answer this for me? I don’t have many people to confide in or ask. If a significant other chronically won’t have s** with you, is that reason enough for a divorce? It seems ludicrous, like I’m just overreacting because I want s** and it isn’t that big of...

Some of these can’t be real or they’re trolls wtf

my nephew snuck in my room one night I was watching p*** and it was pitch black so I couldn’t see anything other than my phone in my face. I had earbuds in and kept jerking off until I saw the tv light turn on and I freaked out. He...

I work with a disgusting, dirty, stupid child that I cannot stand. Counting the days down to summer break. Already asked to work with a different child next year. This year has been completely unproductive and depressing. He can be someone else’s problem.

“can we trade Mitch McConnell for Elizabeth Warren” she was nowhere in the article that I saw

Tell me the truth. Just say it. Give me a telling clue that it’s you and I’ll indicate that I received the message, we don’t have to talk. We shouldn’t talk. But tell me, please tell me the truth. Admit you used me or lied or never liked me or...

Meet me on the path.

What do you do if your nephew says he’s ‘gay’ and he ‘wants to eat his playmate from the waist down’ (or do likewise to his mother), and he’s 7.5yrs old? #is_he_gay? #is_he_being_molested? #is_it_youtube?

angry is a state of mind. Got angry of looking Paramore singer Google Images. Then felt self walk & laughed

wooop woop can I get a … snoop ? its jezzeh from 3 missashitties. messy hair and out of date tan looking like an every day pirate on the beach looking for a new victim ! wooop wooop. jezzeh cabanosi wooop woop.

People keep asking me about things that are going on at work and instead of being all worried about trying to find the answer, I’m just telling them to consult with our boss since the ideas they have questions about are her ideas. I almost feel guilty, but then I...

I didn’t believe it was real, but I guess like mom said it’s in the male genes. I cast a circle and said the words at an altar of dark. The room spin in circles and then a weird shadow of smoke flew from candle to candle that I marked...

Not like you could ever take time away from slots and the dog track though macho

Well you got raise them to take blame for them being shity people

To the people who want to die: my inclination is to tell you that it’ll get better for you, this life will get better and I hope you stick around to find out. But I’ve been where you are, some degree of it, and I know words like that don’t...

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genuinely if you think LGBT+ people are just in every school in America pushing a “gay agenda” you’re so wrong it’s painful there are more straight people in american schools preying on children than there is LGBT+ teachers trying to indoctrinate your children. your hate for Lgbt people is so...

Part of me wants to remove my testicles, so my libido will Lower and I can get some small breasts. But I still want my d***

I want to submit to my wife and another man

I used to love my job, but management has made some stupid decisions. They put a b**** in a position she has no clue what she is doing. It should have been mine. I wish she would just realize that she is not good enough and just leave. Sometimes I...

It wasn’t a wig.

i will s*** anyones d*** for 19 bucks

Clark Hallisey(probably)

no Latinx in Harry Potter? Gustav was her dad, she was “my manager”* at dog daycare in 2012..

I did it too, you ugly and disgusting s***, when I was 23 (24 and a half now). But if you did it together when you were younger, he probably wouldn’t marry you. You rotten hypocrites. You want us women to stay pure so you can marry us, but you’ll...