Really crappie at work today. Gotta unwind by wearing female things, perfume, forgetting the Monday work day. Maybe even blast a load, so relaxing.
I’ll rip out your optics!
Lord Megatron
Nikka gimme yo wallet 😩 I need cash money fo mi sleigh
Ghetto Santa Claus
I will drag you down to hell with me
Demon Kane
Anyone in Massachusetts down for a Cleo’s run? Been reading about it here and it sounds totally HOTTT!!
OLJSWIODUSYVUSIOA so there’s this boy named kayvon who i liked for 4 months, and i mean i still like him, but its the end of the school its the last day tomorrow and i wanna confess to him but i cant so ill just do it here, so hey kayvooon...
Why are people in these comments saying the n word
N*****
Everyone say the n word for 48 hours. I’ll go first.
NEXT PERSON WHO SEES THIS SHOULD SAY THE N*****
Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks
I have a sort of crush on my neighbour girl. She’s way younger than I am, which is probably about 30. We’ve been neighbours for years. Never really talked. I see her walking her dog often, I have caught her walking out while I’m walking in, I reached down and...
We’ll see
I’m scared me and my mom will never fix our relationship. I’m scared we will continue to avoid it for forever and cover up our underlying feelings with smiles and visits
Exactly blow that fat f****** c*** up and burn the windows so she can’t jump out if she could even waddle that fast!
P******** you’re a f****** p******** you p******** f*** come to me so I can legally end ye LiL pp lover
Going to pat the guy now.
This man is going to I don’t even know.
I wonder if this Backsnatch Bronson guy in Miami is CORVALLIS BRONSON WINSLOW who always says Backsnatch on this site? Too coincidental.
“You best believe I will address that LIE Coach SABAN told tomorrow. I was & awakened by my son @ShedeurSanders that sent me the article stating that WE PAYED @TravisHunterJr a Million to play at @GoJSUTigersFB! We as a PEOPLE don’t have to pay our PEOPLE to play with our...
fesshole missed connections: behind the Sinclair on main st, Sac City, Iowa, late 2017 me: 17m, 5’7″ german american in a dark green animaniacs hoodie you: f, australian shepherd, 50lbs, most eager tongue i’ve ever kissed
A*** Aioli Alan! Nice to see you here!
I peed in my underwear just enough for it to be damp so I could feel like I peed my pants and then I walked around like that all day and continued to pee myself as it dried it never showed up on my pants so no one knows I...
Sometimes I like to wet myself
Life is sad
😊🥰 you are a rocking babe. Literally 🤩 A Guitar goddess 😊
my childhood bestfriend of 12 years and i just started going to the same highschool (before this we had never gone to the same school). i don’t have many friends and she didn’t either, for the beginning of the year. now she has a friend group and is completely replacing...
Curly fries s***. That’s why they work with your mom, bro.
And no, that doesn’t mean I’m Mr. Nice Guy either… It just depends on the circumstances. It’s still integrity whether it’s nice guy or a******. It depends on the context but it all ends up being about integrity.
Without manipulation. Using manipulation just means you know you don’t have it...
You can’t didn’t you hear whites only c***
I must of been 7 or 8 at the time. He hurt when he started but at the end it was warm an wet.
About twenty years ago my neighbor touched me. He called me his little bob the builder because I had toy tools and i wore my daddy’s hard hat. I fit him when he tried me on. I’m to old for him now it’s sooooooooo sad ..
Doing good by day and anonymously shiting on people at night, doesn’t make you a good person. No matter how many retards you convince and manipulate old man.
Your not driving me out of town and your not putting off years we planned because you you feel bad about doing nothing with you’re life and future. I don’t pity you. I see through you.
My dad should have never spilled what time of the month I get my meds. Instead of you respecting the week of terror I call it you harass my family. Thank you
It’s just part of a portfolio of evidence. Showing examples of exactly how comfortable ..
What’s that sour puss Jesus christ it’s called a mint. That’s ungodly even though I’m cursing.
at great wolf lodge I was a lifeguard and we would shower after our shift and get the chlorine off us, so a group of us would go into the showers since they’re so big and all we’re being used but two. So four of us went in one and...
Do you 🌈faggle™ before you 🌈swaggle™❓
I wanted to hate that Corvallus n**** but now I want his white seed in my black backpussy
I love when my uncle puts his wiener inside me when I play the Xbox now. It hurt at first, but now I love it.
Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.
“God put us here, I didn’t come out a diaper” “Pedophiles exposed Church to kids” “But some were happy” “stop talking”
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💞