I have a sort of crush on my neighbour girl. She’s way younger than I am, which is probably about 30. We’ve been neighbours for years. Never really talked. I see her walking her dog often, I have caught her walking out while I’m walking in, I reached down and pet her dog once. She is not weird about it or me.i Only seen her with a guy one time years ago, a nice looking fellow, a swell young man. I may have said hi to her a few times times, I see her sitting on the bench I drive by on the way home from work, I make sure to look over at her clearly, take a glance down at her feet, shoes? Boots? Open? which might I add, when she walks in flip flops or similar shoes, she is not a slapper. I don’t see any sole. It’s a bit frustrating. I stare from my Terrance as she is walking away Trust me I really look for it. I’m gawking. Let em slap. Let’s see.

Seems like a hip chick. She seems to try to be fashionable. Like real modern fashion. I get the vibe she owns fan. Hats, footwear, that kind of thing. Real fashion, not Kim Kardashian, or whatever. I think I’m a cool guy. She could have heard me rocking the guitar on a nice day.