Just shot my load in a Rally’s manager best damn backpussy in the biz!

I used to go to my friend’s house when his family had crawfish boils. For almost 3 years we used to take a few live ones and put them in a bag and drive them to the mall and we would put them in the toilet and in the urinals....

y’all i can finally use tampons without them hurting i’m so happy

Who is the hugest human horchata hose huffer on this site? Who handles hefty honcho hogs handily? Who slams sissy suitcases splendidly? Who busts balmy bottoms backsnatches bravely?

My name is S**** Steven and I’m looking for the best jizzlemen on Simply Confess for an IRL Simply Confess Fuckfest!

I love you so f****** much. It’s so sad how much you have me wrapped around your finger holy s***. I’m literally obsessed with you. I hate it so much. I dream about you for fucks sake. And you just keep leading me on and I don’t know what to...

I too wish men never existed.
Am a man myself but anyone denying the facts is insane and worthy of also dying. men have been s*** to women and everyone else and everything else. that’s pure basic fact.

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

Ever since i was 5 years old ive been abused s******* all the way until i was 29.
I think i have this sign on my head to abuse me.
My mum always said for me to stop being so affectionate from an early age.
Ive always...

It might sound crazy, but maybe I’m not excited to spend time with everyone because you invited the man who makes me uncomfortable to be around. It’s unheard of that at a their own birthday, someone just might not want the one person who is always on top of them...

Too heavy, too light, too black or too white
Too wrong or too right, today or tonight
Cumbersome
Too rich or too poor
She’s wanting me less and I’m wanting her more
A bitter taste is cumbersome
No, yeah, no, no, no
No,...

how can “let’s go” artificial testosterone bring out facial hair in “female to..”

What are you rambling on about again

Can you see your p****?

To poeticxavian (or w/e your name is) on tumblr: As much as that you had the right to set limits, I’d still say f*** you. You didn’t need to publish my ask like that if you weren’t even gonna answer it properly. I’d be humiliated if I hadn’t been on...

is 185 pounds and 5’6 fat? people tell me im not but im not sure.

See ¿

Ow ow Owyhee

Ohhh f***

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so yes, Me and Philip Seymour Hoffman joined in on the spitroasting of Vladimir Putin and Joel Osteen

– CORVALLUS

Re: SIL… you sound like a bigger p************ since you think your cheap memories and bicycling (lol) are more important than the mental health and life of your SIL. What a garbage human you are.

Searched Michael Ray McCormick Jr and found his whole family on Facebook. Think I’m gonna message them and send a screenshot of his post. 🤣🤣

I’ll take his a** out. Shove my shotgun inside of his p*** a** and let karma rest on this one. I got you baby gurl

the perenium is attached skin they walk with.

The same person from the last post, to everyone wanting to end their lives, please don’t do it! You matter and it’s not worth it.

To the last person…please don’t! I can’t promise that things can get better for you but dying is absolutely not the answer. You have to think of the people that love you who you’re going to leave behind, they will genuinely suffer from grief. They would live their lives thinking...

hell yeah

I have narrowed down that this one person who I thought was a particular person is in fact that person. Something is afoot. What tho? I’m not sure.

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

no 1s allowed 2 like being touched on. Rely on Adulting but didn’t make their full name u don’t lie they came out diaper w birthcertificate

Derrick Busby is a Gold Man!
Ron Stephens is a Gold Man!
Willie Heere is a Gold Man!
Tom Stammer is a Gold Man!
Bradley Kenwood is a Gold Man!
Franklin Queech is a Gold Man!
Kim Bachschmid is a Gold Man!
Marshall...

“Cheez-Its?” $3.14* out $12* hr these days huh. For snack what about chicken $7 frozen tenders..

I miss you
Please come back everything reminds me of you.
I m sorry that I hurt you
I love you so much it hurts
Please forgive just once
Plz plz plz plz plz plz plz sorry for treating you bad
Sorry for telling...

Excuse me? I’m a man and even I want #Kill_All_Men and #Abort_All_Male_Fetuses to happen ASAP and are beyond fucken fedup with men and their b******* cancerous disgusting patriarchy and their masculinity dictatorships b******* and their constant disturbance that they cause for everybody and their pathetic ugly attempts at torturing and...

Jill Biders, ur first thing I saw finally getting My Facebook pw shall I show face today get Famis*? Wife’s been hiding me.

When is the Million Jizzlemen March? Corvy would be the parade marshall.

And I know what you were shooting for then. It’s one of 2 things. It’s spite kicking my a** for not being more proactive with getting together after walking away in the 1980’s without a word, but the thing about that is, and I remember thinking it “she doesn’t care...

I have no friends that talk me. I legit mean no one. No one views my stories on sc. No one likes my posts on FB or on IG. Only strangers likes from TikTok. And it’s all my fault because I’m super annoying and I don’t know how to stop....

I like to bathe in my nose bleed blood. I let my nose run until it eventually stops. I love how it drips and the color the water turns.

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💞