Why does Daddy’s special toothpaste always come out after his finished brushing my teeth with his special toothbrush???

i prefer cats over dogs. my whole 20 years of existence its been the other way around. but then i met my cat Fenris, and hes changed my whole perspective of animals and how they communicate with us. i literally talk to my cat and he responds. not in a...

I was walking around with an unintentional erection from the age of (I think) 4 to around the age of 7. My then friends, back when I was 7 ,were making childish joking about boners and When they told me what it meant, I was horrified and embarrassed. I hope...

My mother claims that Steve Holmes is my father . During one of their date nights . Steve deposited some of his Genes and his DNA with a c** load . I ended up with a 11.5 inch long 2.5 diameter d*** . During college I’ve discovered my talents being...

I’ve never denied anyone romantically. It always kills me. For i know how much it hurts receiving denial more than acceptance. Gow it deprives people

I got here after searching for “why do I hate everyone”. Confess? You don’t have to ask me twice, I’m ready.
My life is total crap. Really, it’s plenty bad. I would swear a lot up in here but that might be rude for this place, so I’ll try...

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I find women zipping up their jeans to be s***.

follow me on instagram at bb.dariii, i have a bf but idc im a w**** message me dirty things and send me pictures comment on my pics and call me a s*** and w****, also go tell my boyfriend that he’s not a real man and can’t f*** good, his...

wouldnt banning social media be a bit like banning free speech. ofc not that impactful but still would be questionable to do. ik twitter is a cesspool but i think its dangerous to ban it. mabye some regulations? but i feel like its dangerous to outright ban.

If you slice up the inside of you’re lower arm, you can remove the device. After contact. It rebuilds its self out of synthetic fiber optical micro chips. Millions form between the wrist. The long the shots left in, the more this device builds itself using calcium an organic material...

For the millennials, they are not a person, they don’t say things from a ‘person’ type of a space within them. It’s like the mix match box of dialect that they chose when they were making themselves line of text by line of text. I don’t think they really have...

email the people in the top viewed confession

email the people in the top viewed confession

email the people in the top viewed confession

I had a log slipper out my ripper.

chloes back

I’d say it’s like a c** sock but for wiping another faggots s*** off your d***. I always assumed the other f** would just clean it with his mouth. Of get his dog to do it 💩🐶

What’s a POO SOCK???

There are no homophobes. You idiots fabricate words in a futile to justify your despicable life.

No one is phobic (afraid) of queers and faggots. Rather we find you disgusting.

Just to piss off all these homophobes, tomorrow at the alligator fuckhouse I’m having a backbush bonanza!

Bring your backbush and let your freak flag fly! Strut your stuff and show off your backbush while one of the macho tops sizes you up for a rectal reaming!

We...

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you ❣️

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

All you homophobes out there I’ve got one thing to tell you: s*** my backbush clean! It’s already been voted the most fragrant in the country. And honestly if you haven’t been bent over a table and had your backsnatch blown out you are NOT MACHO! So stop trying to...

i rlly rlly want to destroy my life; taking h******* drugs til my mind is altered, staying out to have s**, dying a street w****

What are the web links people post here?

Wow.

Holy f****** s***.

I have been getting treated like s*** everywhere I go for the last like 6 months straight.

A lot of clothes got dirty and I ended up throwing them out and I just had like two t shirts and one pair of shorts basically.

I did...

Op i obviously cant force you and i wont. But therapist arent quacks, they can geniunely help. Slowly for sure, and its intimidating to be open about feelings. Not gonna deny that. But dont think you cant change. Everyone does regardless of how deep in the dark you feel your...

Actually they care about letting the child know no matter theyre s******** and gender identity, theyll always provide a loving, safe and supporting home and family. I know ew icky emotions am i right?

Friend of Mark here –

To the guy who made fun of my f****** post, f*** you. You sit on here to make fun of people? Wow, I bet your parents beat you as a kid. I’m sorry someone as pathetic as you exists on the internet. Go kill yourself.

what are the chng.it links?

Mm love me a thick babe with bbl lip fillers b*** implants nose job dayumnn 🤤

lol this dude

Yalllll I was sick so I messages my ex but he didn’t seem to care so in my head I was like “his father should die so he’ll know whats pain”
1 week later, his dad did in fact die 🤭

Reply: sick in the head mf smh

Gtfo mf u ain’t 12 ur 31 smh

To any man who has a girl this is a sign to s*** your girl’s t***. Good luck.

To any girl who has a man this is your sign to go s*** your mans c***. Good luck

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I’ll keep this short. I, 14M (FtM) have severe ADHD and am also on the autism spectrum. I have a very limited amount of close friends and some have come and gone because I can get very annoying and I over-explain or get easily overwhelmed by my surroundings.

A few...

to the op talking about them not wanting to commit. thats fine dw. but dont be afraid to reach out for help for the other thing your dealing with. if you feel like you need it get therapy or counselling or just talk to someone you trust. dont let it...