Unless of course lettuce boxes are the new milk cartons for the new millennium.

TO STALKER RON. DON’T CALL HIM BLUE,
It’s hard to make believe everyday
Things are not always the way they should be
Words come easy if you-ou try
Hidin’ in the shadow of your eyes

And I tell myself it’s just a blue day
And...

I agree and deeply wishing men never existed and that women were the only humans ever. I really do. The world would be heaven.

as a male i wish i was dead i feel so f****** guilty and tinted by what my kind is doing worldwide it’s DISGUSTING
wished i was born a woman

I need your advice, friends. Our home is in the path of Hurricane Ian. While we are prepared, our resident green lynx is not. We’ve grown quite attached to her after observing her for many weeks, and she is now hugely gravid. How can I best protect her? Shall I...

I brought Fergus and Windsor up onto my bed after their bottle for cuddles and exploring.
They are the best boys! They love their bottles and their blankets and literally every person they meet.

You jel?

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💞

I think Sara Benincasa is one of the most attractive authors in the world. She is such a goddamn dime.

Last time you had a really bad day I knew you needed a hug and I didn’t give you one. I felt slighted that you were being so extra when I had been so happy to see you and just wanted love. The result of that was tears and regret...

Got a little carried away: obviously most guys will check out anyone attractive who has reached puberty and looks attractive. But there should be a logical/mental switch that goes: she is WAY too young for me, this is inappropriate, this isn’t right for me to think s******* of. Lol, WHY....

oh bt a door butcher burd ate a chinco roll.

🙂

*i like open minds

Ironically it pisses me off when people are too closed minded about religion though. I guess I just really open, diverse, minds capable of holding many opposing thoughts..

I wish that.. maybe that were the truth. I guess we’re all weak in our own ways. The people around me have succeeded in some areas of life that I have not. And I can see that I have also made gains in places that no one can see… So...

Jim Rickards brings an alarmist approach to analyzing global fiscal and monetary policy and the effects he believes they will have on economies.
The ads for Strategic Intelligence usually feature a doomsday scenario that Rickards predicts will happen in the near future. He also likes selling his services for...

Bold of you to assume that I knew they were pedophiles in the first place. Like as if people don’t date fucked up toxic people all the time.

shut up ur not even funny

Hope her eyes well up with tears T-bone to the hip

good luck to the Jizzlemasters at Buddies and Thee Love Shack in Tampa #JIZZLEMASTERSTRONG

Her beautiful long raven black hair.

mabye but dont it taste nasty

If two men get stranded on a desert could they feed off each other’s s****

I’m so bad at putting my thoughts together.

When I was 11 my friend and I stopped two girls from committing suicide in the same night.

Not without a willy clitoursRex

Trump bought China. Now he’s sucking Chinese nuts

No it doesn’t work that way it’s much more simple hence simply confess point being one dumb a** figured I could get another dumb a** to do this if he hated the reason.

All things “good an natural” are artificial an the worst kind. That’s why animals are...

Eww the new Pinocchio movie has a bald N***** fairy God mother!

Hey Corvallis bro not sure if we met or if I stretched your hole but if not I’d love to!

You write some real nasty stories here! I switch and take c*** as well as I give it!

If you’d like to get hoed out in a no loads refused...

Thanx alot dude, now everytime I see someone wearing a neckbrace I’m gonna think of that. 😡

Who’s Harry Crumb?

failed my alevels lol

Then I hope you accidentally sit on it after receiving a call they died finally (after becoming a poky master catching them all) once and for all.

It’s hot in the summer. We freeze to death in the winter without coal. Silly Chinese

Why do I always have to wear a blindfold when I play milk the cow with Daddy? 🤔

‘a burger & fries pls, w some milk’

i hate showing emotions. im sorry that i cant open up. i wish my parents knew its their fault im a f*** up

i mean i agree. but when people spew bigoted s*** its still harmful and depressing. ofc i probaly cant change their minds and they didnt do any actions theyre just saying s*** but i can still say its depressing to see right? its just weird that i react diffrently when...