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my pee is like toothpaste

Howard wolowitz ✡️

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It was a wild first time for him. I needed to help him glide his unexperienced cream pie nozzle in my pie pan. Moments later he was stirring away. The look on his face when he squirted. He asked can we make another cream pie. I replied sure lets bake another one. Took him longer this time. He asked why did take longer. I lied to him saying I’m not sure, but it was really fun filling up that pie pan again.

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I haven’t decided whether to record my exit strategy. This helium-based strategy isn’t particularly gory, so I think it’d be suitable for recording. If it can be of benefit to the medical research community then I feel like it’d be a good thing to do. During one of my “test” attempts, I found that I subconsciously ripped the bag off my head. I will need to remedy this by cuffing my hands to a sturdy frame, and then turning on the gas. You did this, Fiserv.

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I’ve been keeping up with this female describer and her confessions. Pretty interesting how she gets by the censorship and uses the term cream pie nozzle. You go mom. Whip up those cream pies.

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4 years

“REPLY TO: And here’s a reply to you. Shut the f*** up moron.“

What your fake fweedumbs only apply to you and the other Trump d*** sucking, conspiracy crybabies you bleat with?

I could offer a billion pieces of proof to you fools and you brain-dead rejects would still...

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“Oh OK, NOW we get it. ALL military guys, especially those who received medals, are pedophiles. PROOF: “You lived on a military base”.“

Are you stupid or willfully ignorant? When the f*** did I say any of the nonsense you just pointlessly spew forth from that pea sized brain of...

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4 years

REPLY TO: “Take your pro-covid, pro-government” blah blah blah.

You really should learn how to comprehend what you’ve read but that takes a little bit of brain power, something of which you obviously don’t have.

I am curious as to why you think that you telling me to...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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4 years

bro shut up no one cares nobody even lives there so shut up

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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4 years

The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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4 years

The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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4 years

The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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4 years

not a trans person but ffs when do people(esp cis men) realise that they are sweating and obsessing over minor group of people that are harmless

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4 years

The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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4 years

Who the f*** put a bot here

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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The Baltimore Police Department refuses to arrest Samuel Shirokobrod a known p******** who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136.

Why is this disgusting sick b****** allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and...

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4 years

To the person who just posted vile and cringy post about dehumanizing transgender people and Ukrainian people
How’s the lack of b****** going for you buddy?

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A known p******** Samuel Shirokobrod who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136 is being allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and local parks by the Baltimore Police Department who are afraid of arresting...

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A known p******** Samuel Shirokobrod who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136 is being allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and local parks by the Baltimore Police Department who are afraid of arresting...

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A known p******** Samuel Shirokobrod who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136 is being allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and local parks by the Baltimore Police Department who are afraid of arresting...

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A known p******** Samuel Shirokobrod who drives a white 2022 Toyota Camry LE and currently lives at 12007 Tarragon Rd Apt J Reisterstown, MD 21136 is being allowed to continue preying on small children at school playgrounds and local parks by the Baltimore Police Department who are afraid of arresting...

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