(Male) first time with a guy I told him to be gentle but he wasn’t gentle and I threw up while sucking his d*** cuz he wouldn’t let me take my head off, and I’m pretty sure I blew that entire date and we were both turned off after so...

Gay jabronis c** ‘jaculate in my jampony

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE ahora!

of course you tgirls too but Angie is in NYC right now and the rest of yall make your tricks

On the Mattagami River.

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I once used my telepathy to make two guys slap the the living s*** out of each other because I was bored.

Arne Loccufier heeft een affaire.

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I think I’ll try to use me telepathy to cause the man hater an aneurism, if it didn’t have one immediately follow that 4 post string of slurs. I will not kill it though. F*** do you think I am, a murderer? I’ll just turn it into a vegetable.

If the LEGO McLaren engine wasn’t cool enough for you (not sure how that could be????) because I’m a coward, here’s another “music sketch” I dug up from 2010. I called it “Longer Faster Pain” for some reason. I don’t know why. Maybe because I almost gave myself carpal tunnel...

I***** is such a hot fetish

How easy it would be for you to express your s******** with someone you already share such a deep bond. None of the fears, doubts, or insecurities you have with outsiders, even with your significant other.

And the whole idea of c****** inside your...

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F*** YOU U WERE MOANING FOR MORE HAIRY C*** LAST NIGHT! LOL

I broke someone’s heart

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Dont slam cheeks, make love to that booty. Treat it like a tenderoni and youll have it gushing in no time

Simply,

Corvallus

f*** religion. it does more harm than good. the people who got abused by religious teachers, mentors, the politicians who cite religion to restrict freedom and oppress women. countless wars have been waged in the name of religion in the past. except for buddhism. so F*** RELIGION.

me watchin n enjoyin the posts about failures, breakups of admission test failures : muhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah

I’m a cheek slammer!

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I’m 48 and remember everything from my life. People, places, incidents, conversations, even from 44 years ago. He or she says they are magnificent and a god. I think they are a legend in their own mind who toots their own horn about something that doesn’t matter to anyone, except...

Reading some of the posts on this site only shows the simple minds of the bulk of the postings here, and by the same handful of people. Junk links and short stupid stories and sayings. There are intelligent people here though, and I appreciate your confessions.

Hyperthymesia. Maybe I have Hyperthymesia

I’m 48 and remember everything from my life. People, places, incidents conversations even from 44 years ago.

Is that weird? I get the feeling that with most people old memories get pushed out of most people’s heads as new ones come back in?

I know people, first name...

Time to go swindle the p*** indian

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I’ve had so many blow jobs. So many from so many.

Here’s the number in my estimation of s** related action I have seen in my life.

F********** action which is everything from serious flirting, to me tickling, to straight up foot job is 100+. It could be as high...

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S*** my damn backsnatch!

@Yaboispoops…

F*** you.

D*** weed.

I once fucked a girl who owned a female Chocolate Lab. One night as I was f****** her d********** the lab snuck up on us and started licking our juices. We both froze….but just let her continue. We both came very hard that night. We never talked about it but...

I know it won’t be ME finding out if it is.

Sort of like a Rick Roll but even more gross.

How do we know you aren’t that black homosexual in a desperate attempt to make me vomit in disgust?

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recently started going with a chick into B*** she got me to let her be my mistress and she has a box of what she calls the toys whips paddles belts floggers riding crops she uses it on me. she wears aca mask and skimpy costume me im b***...

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Corvy B yeah I’m talking to you Mr Breedo you better cancel your plans cuz this big d*** daddy is gonna snap that damn balloon knot this weekend and you better have a pyramid of Bufords waiting for my request!