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Apology accepted.

So when are we getting together for s**?

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

KNEEL ON ALL N****** NECKS!!! 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

it must be painful learn to get over it like we all had to with s**. move on.

KNEEL ON ALL N****** NECKS!!! 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

KNEEL ON ALL N****** NECKS!!! 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

this is about a toy you want to manipulate. rabbid boy with monkey pox rat bait brain and no d*** at all cuz a octapus ate it off.

Ouchy ouchy Uncle Touchy hurt my no no ☹

yep , keep walking stranger, stranger and stranger. we were warned about stranger danger and it could be anyone you know or don’t know.

My son ( Tom ) called me about fishing on our lake . I giggled back when do you need permission ? He replied well going to bring Jake and his girlfriend down to join us . I replied no problem . The house was full with Tom and Sue...

MORE THEN A 1000 PEOPLE RAN AWAY FROM MUSICIANS AND BANDS, TIME TO GROW UP RIGHT AND LEARN RIGHT. AND GOD DOESN’T LIKE PLAYERS EITHER. CUZ THEY ONLY LOVE YOU WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING AND WE ALL AWAKE TO IT NOW BROCOLI BRHHHUM. FCK OFF. NO ONE LIKES YOUR BULLYING...

THAT IS BECAUSE YOU STEAL EVERYONE ELSE’S CHANCE IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP CUZ YOUR JEALOUS AND YOU CAN’T HAVE AND YOU WON’T HAVE. CUZ YOU ALREADY HAD TOO MANY. THE DEVIL ALWAYS COMES DRESSED UP IN HIS REFINERY AND IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND PRETENDING HE NEVER CARES TO...

my friend who self-identifies as straight is actually just in the closet and we made out in his car. i’d wanted this for so long. i just wish he could come out so we could possibly be together.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Corvallus got spitroasted and gangbanged the night of MTV’s 3rd annual Rock & Jock B-Ball Jam by Dan Cortese, Dan Marjerle, Jeff Ament, Jim Jackson, Duane Martin, Oliver Miller, David Charvet, Flavor Flav, Cliff Robinson, Vlade Divac and the Gorilla. Those last two left a lot of pubic hairs inside...

S**** TRAINING

Me & daddy play milk the cow blindfolded, it’s my favorite game in the world! 🤗😍☺☺☺

NAKED THIEF GETS D*** BITTEN OFF BY FURIOUS BLACK MAN!!! ht tps: //theync.***/naked-thief-gets-d***-bitten-off-by-furious-man. htm

Corvallus would NEVER REFUSE a load! NO LOADS REFUSED at Corvallus’s pimped out ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!

I love Uncle Touchys special Lollipop, but why does it always taste salty??? 🤔

Daddy has a special Twinky in his pants that’s full of special cream! 🤗😍

FACT. Edward Penishands is the greatest parody p**** film ever made.

Damn beech with cheeks like that you don’t need p**** a** Corvallus you need a real big d*** bossman! I’m liable to split those hairy white cheeks for a damn hour really enjoying myself having a damn Henry Weinhards and a hamburger! Get off my track jewboy!

China 🇨🇳 V***** send me 30 wives with covid an the black death

TABITHA POPPINS IS SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES!!! 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

Please call 1800-CHILD-R***. It’s a real phone number that belongs to an Australian industrial business. They really hate being reminded that their number spells CHILD R*** on a T9 numeric keypad! 😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Edward Penishands is the greatest parody p**** film ever made.

I AM:

The Grandmaster of J***, Count Cockula, the Sinterklaas of Seed, El Comandante por C**, the Leche Lord, “Partyman”, greazed sleazed on my knees to please, O G popper-huffin’ jizzle-suckin’ GAPED god: CORVALLUS!

I removed by bicycle seat and rechristened it the bleeding a** bike

arent we ruled by captialists and communists? agreed tho f*** every corrupt money hungry unempathetic inhuman shithead

I got in a knife fight. Like literally I was out in the city ands guy pulled a knife and tried to rob me and stuff but I pulled out my own knife and we like fought. I stabbed her m and then called the cops wtf like fr I’ve...

About 5 or 6 years ago a new company was moving into the empty office next to where I worked. Me and some co-workers used to go inside at the end of the day to poke around and see the remodeling that was being done for the new company. 1...

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Like lice in a wig. Then I’ll sue you.

One day eviction will burn you out

DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST TIME

ASANTE SANA SQUASH BANANA

Why does daddys special Lollipop taste salty? 🤔