My Uncles special finger always tasted better with a bit of Nutella on in 😉🤗

The first time I saw my wife, I fell head over heels in love with her but I’m pretty sure she’s really a wolf 🤔

I still remember the moment my eyes landed on her… She was standing by a lake and the sun was shining softly upon her face...

I know how you can avoid (or at least interfere with) being anally raped in prison:

Do not, under any circumstance, wipe your a** in the days leading up to your incarceration. The feces will build up and harden, ensnaring itself in your a** hair. This will create a blockage...

I have not eaten In 3 days. And it makes me feel so hot.

i like it when he s**** on my p**** lips and makes me c**…i still have time to have lunch and go to his class

Daddy says if I ever tell anybody about our special games he will make Mommys head disapear with the shotgun 🤐

Mommy makes my pee pee feel special 😍👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

Robbie called me yesterday and asked if I had time to help out on finishing the car for Sunday’s show . I replied sure why not . Robbie said John was also going to help out . Then he replied how about 6 pm . I replied I’ll be there...

And like me, Trevor is Canadian.

Go watch listen to Trevor described to that dumbass in his jeep (I forget his name) on a drive to the city the origins of Trevor and his best friend Michael.

Great game BTW. I finished it a few times.

I love it when mommy licks my pee pee 😍👩‍👧👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💕💕💕💕💕💗💗💗💗💗👅👅👅👅👅

Which is why you will rarely see me throw any of my music “sketches” out there so freely like I did back then, these days.

I heard Pink’s song “Fire” the other day, I believe that song is about the few weeks I snapped and put on an online...

I got upset at the neighbors, there smarter then my dead end Job dad and stay at home curious mom. It’s no wonder my hairs as long as a girl’s in this participation trophy age in man’s decent into a lazy porch monkey p****. Go play outside turds you stink...

I just ate a live frog. Yum yum no regrets. I feel it moving.

you are not who you say you are.

I just reached climax just now after masterbating

Magic City Fronton RIGHT NOW

BACKSNATCH BACCARAT

I’m a mechanic at a small town shop, today my first job was a Hot lady in med scrubs she had a very pretty face, nice a** n all, she just wanted her car looked over so while she was waiting I took the car on a test Drive and...

I just jerked off and shot my load while I was on the phone with my web hosting support dept. I had the call on speakerphone on my cell phone and the phone was sitting on my bed right next to where I was stroking, Im sure the rep heard...

only dumbshit muricans would believe crock like vaccines killing people. it’s 2022 and there are dumbshit muricans with mentality from 1399

Imagine moving to the USA by choice lmao

When I was 12, I was plucking my eyebrows(it really hurt) And then I had an o*****. That how I figured out I was a masochist

Looks like I need to snap some racist crackers balloon knots around here! Probably that damn Corvallus and Robert Hamburger up to they old racist tricks again!

George Zimmerman VS 🐒=⚰🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BURN IN HELL CHRIS KABA YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF N***** TRASH!!! P.s. Thank you to the brave police officer who put that filthy 🦍 in the ground. DEAD 🦍=🎉🍻🎉🍻🎉🍻🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Thank you Phoenix police for shooting and killing sand N***** Ali Osman. You have made the world a better place God bless you. 👮‍♂️👉🐵=🍻🎉🎖

I traveled to Cancun with Tomas for a business trip . One day while he had a meeting I had a appointment for a massage . During the massage The lotion he was using was very tingly . I asked him about the lotion he replied it had a special...

F*** you and the filthy scum sucking pigs

This morning my older stepsister Jackie came home . Just about 3 am . We have a lower back entrance to our home . She was bouncing off the walls and stumbling around and woke my a** up. I got up and helped her to her bedroom . On the...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

So like a few months ago this guy(let’s call him Sam) Sam and I were just friends,I didn’t have any intentions with same at that time because I was in a relationship,I saw Sam as a friend but Sam wanted more so yeah he got mad and we blocked each...

Daddy has a special Twinky in his pants that’s full of special cream 😍

Thank you Phoenix police for shooting and killing sand N***** Ali Osman. You have made the world a better place God bless you. 👮‍♂️👉🐵=🍻🎉🎖🇺🇸

Thank you Phoenix police for shooting and killing sand N***** Ali Osman. You have made the world a better place God bless you. 👮‍♂️👉🐵=🍻🎉🎖

Thank you Phoenix police for shooting and killing sand N***** Ali Osman. You have made the world a better place God bless you. 👮‍♂️👉🐵=🍻🎉🎖🇺🇸

Uncle Touchy makes my pee pee feel special 😍

Uncle Touchy licks my pee pee 👨‍👧👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

BREED MY BACKSNATCH

Before i start i’m 15 right now and they are 18 🙂

I’m the only girl in my group and i hang out with these 3 guys ever since my first year in middle school (they were freshmen at the time) because they chatted me up one time and then...

Look up WWW .CHETTOGAGGERS. COM and enjoy N***** female’s being s******* tortured 😉😉😉😉

I literally went to a roblox condo and “RP’d” with a femboy

And I didn’t hate it

Bruh