I got my tongue piercing done today, now I can think I’m a s*** hoe

Hey circumcision nurse do you smack their balls when you circumcise them?

Isn’t it rather cruel to leave them raw while you and your co-worker go have a cup of coffee?

What do you think is the motivation for mothers not caring about the pain the boy has from...

Knife goes in, guts co,e out,

So you’re 45? Thats a great age for a stint in prison for the winter

Use promo code “N****” for 1 free slave with your order.

I am so sorry Father. I have let you down. It’s no excuse but I got too drunk and had oral s** with 3 men. I sucked all three of them off in a hotel. I hope you will forgive me. I’m a terrible person. Bad people and the devil...

KISS MY BLACK A****** WHITEYS!

Corvallus your backbush and backsnatch is stanky. Don’t be on here bragging it. I had hundreds of white Backsnatches and yours be one of the worst. Ain’t tight your cheeks ain’t soft and it’s stanky and dirty. I like a tight clean hole and you ain’t got that boy! You...

FRAGRANT BACKBUSH

Big T-i-t-s latina wife and teacher at unsee d-o-t cc/album#IFCpMOQatSV5

Corvallus still gay on here looking for c*** as usual

Went out on a first date with this woman I met at the hardware store. She was looking at some drills and looked confused. I offered my opinion thinking she was buying one for a gift, she actually was getting it for herself. We talked and I asked her out.

S E X and RA PE In Hollywood.

I worked in Hollywood as a production assistant. The title sounds impressive but all it means is that I was a gofer. I made sure everything was on the tables from the catering company, I helped move equipment, I made sure the...

The Bronsonian in the place to be some call it checker’s some call it rally. Gimme your word, buy me a Buford, tickle my turd with your b******** bird.

I’ll let you split my turdcutter like butter if you got that black cack for my sissy back snack.

All...

shij lykes tuh succ muh bipäol phattie n leck mij met tung under de fordeskin. it mæk mij boppy in i goe to puet de peenis met the peenis in her vaajhna until het mij enoug outreached n mah sploat deep in er krikie kroat met BIG WETTE EN STICKY

Your dad has moles all over his d***, and the skin tags tickle my b*******

Dior Dior Dior, I got plugged lmao.
-pop smoke.

I had a t******** with two men while on vacation. I had just broken up with a man I had dated for three years, a man I thought I would be with for the rest of my life. Also a man I caught cheating on me with a woman he...

We’re gonna change this website to a father f****** expo

I masterbate to pics of myself

The criminals are the victims! The perpetrators are the taxpayers!

This beautiful, festive season of Yuletide joy reminds me of my favorite Christmas memory. In 2011 I cooked and basted my first turkey. After stuffing it, I took it in my bedroom and fucked it. Thrusting my c*** through the innards and bread dressing, I came deep inside the bird....

My Jehovah’s Witness Wife and Teacher with Big T-i-t-s at unsee d-o-t cc/album#B8ZQ3jHEeddd

My Jehovah’s Witness Wife and Teacher with Big T-i-t-s at unsee d-o-t cc/album#i9uAdM0Im14m

F****** video d** net!

I got my d*** sucked in a 1 euro washroom in Berlin by a fucken transvestite

Farid bang looks like mold

My Latina Wife and Teacher with Big T-i-t-s at unsee d-o-t
cc/album#9blfk78tQ4hd

i told my buddy drunk that my wife wont blow me anymore and he told me that he’d help me out whenever i needed so we started a drinking night where we meet up and he blows me, and then it gets crazier because he told me that his son...

ET: The Extra Testicle

My Jehovah’s Witness Wife and Teacher with Big T-i-t-s at unsee d-o-t cc/album#Q5ZDwirNMUQZ

Je patle nigguh

Shotbydolo should film pornos lol

I knew something was up when I saw my boyfriend reading a car review on his laptop. He had been acting strange for the past few days, and now this? I couldn’t help but feel curious.

As I approached him, he quickly closed the browser window. “What are you doing?”...

When I first moved in with my sister and her husband sister wasn’t working because she was pregnant. Her husband wasn’t having s** with her because he thought that he might hurt the baby. Me and my sister to play in a Game On the floor and I had shorts...

My brother’s friend is 16 and i’m 11. They hang out all the time and he was really shy introducing himself to me but he says its cuz im intimidatingly smart for my age. I’m usually in my room reading when he comes over and opens my door to say...

Je parle n****.

I’m a married 37 year old man. My wife is pretty good looking and I’m s******* attracted to her.

But, I’m also pansexual.

I’ve been with several men in recent weeks. There is a gay couple I’ve been with several times. I’m a bottom, so I’m always on my knees...

When I went to pick up my mother from her sister’s place back East My mother and I went into her room that she had and we were having s** My aunt walked in on this and she asked my mom if I would go with her into room. I...

i loved being in a women’s prison so much, i wanna go back