I can open my Doberman pinschers poo-hole with my thumbs. 👍👍

About a month ago at my cousin Cecilias birthday party she was turning 13 and was dressed slutty which gave me a b**** I asked her if she wanted to play with it because we where alone and ever since then everytime I see her she gives me head I...

Lol Ashli Babbitt dropping out of that broken window

Wow! Now that’s how you torture a crim!

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Im was an Amazon Driver, I was delivering packages in Alton Ill, And I met this S*** a** Black girl India and she asked for a ride to Bethalto, she said she would make it WORTH IT, I agreed as I was on my last Drop off, as I was...

Your antiperspirant is designed to make your sweat glans to swell until they lock up, once activated they pour out to make you use more each time, its the leading cause of cancers besides lunch meat pre sliced

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Simon

Simon

funny how easy it is to pull down people with everything, look at Trump these days.. nuff said. He’s officially Left behind.

When I s*** on the kitchen floor my Doberman pinscher eats it.

i once got so drunk, i called 911 and told them a story. i ended up getting drove to the E.R. and put in a mental hospital for two weeks.

my artist best friend betrayed me so I fed her artwork to an AI that now generates thousands of pieces of art that look just like hers

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Piss, s***, and everything nice
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little s*** girls.
But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient
to the concotion — Chemical A**
Thus, The PowerShit Girls were born
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except it’s not their private life when they involve someone else and victimize them by r***** them.

I’ve known a few rapists in my life and I never and would never report them to the police. What they do in their private lives is their business.

I don’t know, I think it would be hilarious to just unleash calmly like that on an HR team or person, drag it out for 1/2 hr, film the entire thing and then just throw it out there in its entirety.

Just don’t care, the consequences don’t matter, come...

I did a 3sum with Joel Osteen and a German shepherd back in 2015. Osteen went balls deep in the Shepards a** and it puked on his gold plated Bible. Happy times 😄

THANK YOU American HERO Mark David Latunski for murdering filthy LGBT+ SCUM F***** Kevin Bacon. You have made the world a better place God bless you. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

THANK YOU David Depape for trying to murder Nancy Pelosi and her husband. You are an AMERICAN HERO. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I applied for a job a few years back, it was the funniest call for an I which most people WANT, right? That’s one step closer to getting a job. This guy calls me back, he was definitely black, foreign, I don’t know, African? Could have been New Guinney for...

“God” lmaoooooo

ok

Finding out your full sister is only your half-sister via an ancestry test and your mom getting mad at you and the sister while blaming us for discovering her lie is wild.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I just made my German shepherd vomit on my erection!

I am manifesting my boyfriend taking healthy control in our relationship. I love submitting to him and making him feel good. It gives me great joy to do whatever he asks me.

I have come to realize I am a creamer and I cream a lot, like to the point where it’s dripping down my a**. I feel like now learning this the after math has to be 50/50%. We both c****** on each other and we both love it.

CORVY BREEDO just mad cuz I busted his cheeks for weeks in Miami Beach! He keep screaming AYE PAPI and BREED ME BABY!

To be fair he did bring me a large chocolate malt and two Big Bufords like I requested.

THANK YOU Jack Brearley for bashing that little scum niglet Cassius Turvey to death with a metal pipe. You have made the world a better place. 😉😉😉

😆😆😆😆😆A Russian court has rejected an appeal by US basketballer Brittney Griner against her nine-year prison sentence on charges of drug smuggling and possession.😆😆😆😆😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Today I’m celebrating the death of Cassius Turvey. He was an Australian Aboriginal teenager who was bashed to death by a white man. 😆😆😆😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Hello my name Kofi and I love s** with male dog, but only with stolen mailbox tied over dogs head with skipping rope so can’t bite p****! 📭🐕☻

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

F****** PRESTONIANS BACKPUSSY

Shooting just ONE of the Brazilian Supreme Court Ministers is not going to change anything. There are millions upon millions of RATS on Earth. It’s going to take a BIG broom to clean house.

Number two good time in Africa is DOG R***. But only with stolen mailbox tied over dogs head so can’t bite p****! 📭🐕☻

BABY R*** is number one good time in Africa! 🙈🙉🙊

Daddys special finger always tastes better with a little bit of Nutella on it 😉