I miss being 13 and going through puberty, it was just me and My mom, she was gone alot working or out with friends, She would leave early on a Sunday morning and go hang out with her friends, Id wake up after she left had the morning hardon, having to pee, plus I slept naked, I walked out to the front fully naked except id have my sandals on take leak out in the front yard completely n***, we had a new trailer mom bought us and we was on her dads land after they passed away, so lots of privacy, After I peed in the yard I would walk down a long dirt road and get the mail from the mailbox across the paved road from our long dirt driveway, id spend most of the days Naked and masterbating.
Digital camera – $250. Memory stick – $59. The look on your hard-asss former C.O.’s face when he finds out he’s your junior pilot – priceless. Thats Visa!
Johnny Storm
I knew what my girlfriend and her best friends boyfriend were doing in that room. I could hear the bed creaking gradually getting faster until it was all out loud and careless. They were not sleeping after the party. I felt powerless to stop them and I didn’t tell her friend what happened out of shame. They both blatantly cheated and they got away with it.
I have never been able to keep a relationship because of having a m i c r o p e n i s. Barely a nub flaccid and barely three inches on my best day. I sincerely do not blame women for the s***** rejection at all. When i do date anyone long enough for the potential for it to become s***** i tell them up front and most women appreciate it. A couple of women have asked to see it because they are curious and cant beliieve a p e n i s can be so small. I am so grateful to one of those women because she wanted to see it erect as well and helped me m*********. She even asked to take it in her mouth simply to see what it was like to not choke or gag. She was shocked when she saw how massively i ejaculated and ezpressed sincere sympathy when she told me afterwards it must drive me crazy to have that much in me all the time and said after that the really strange part was how my tiny p e n i s is so out of proportion to how large my t e s t i c l e s are. We ended up becoming long term friends and have coffee or lunch or dinner platonic dates almost every week. One dinner date she seemed off and after having a strong drink asked if she could watch me again. I was thrilled of course. I was laying on my couch recovering and she went to get somethiing to help me clean up and asked if i trusted her. She made me swear to not over think what she was about to do and then gave me a long slow passionate time in her mouth. After we caught our breath she told me that as much as she loved the concept of givilng b l o wj o b s it was not enjoyable becsuse of the size of most men. She has never had interest in anything else and no contact with her body at all but every few months she asks and gives that to me. She is a sincere friend, she told me long ago thar my small size would be a no go for her, but she introduced me to someone she knew who was a part time e***** as a side gig and i pay that woman a fair amount of money to simply sit clothed and watch me m*********.
And if that doesn’t work just add Lori Lightfoot and make it a 3sum! You’ll be a skeleton within a month! 😉😉😉
I’ve been missgendering trannys all week without one suspension! MUSK = HERO
Hello my name is Dylan Mulvaney and I’m Trans! I can open my Dogs poohole with my thumbs, VOTE DEMOCRAT!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Hello my name is Dylan Mulvaney and I can open my Dogs poohole with my thumbs, VOTE DEMOCRAT!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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My neighbor tells me her kids do not like the Lap Dances with DRAG QUEENS. Her kids prefer when the DRAG QUEEN forgets his p****** and leaves his erection escape from under his frilly dress. Then the kids ask WHAT’S that mommy! The DRAG QUEEN tells them to give...
Hello my name is Dylan Mulvaney and I’m trans! Sometimes when I a** f*** my Moms Suasage dog he urinates on my knees. VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!
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Ask Nancy. Ask Paul in his underwear.
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Hello my name is Dylan Mulvaney and I’m trans! Sometimes when I c** inside my dogs a** he farts it out on my feet. VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!
Hello my name is Dylan Mulvaney and I’m trans! Sometimes when I c** inside my dogs a*** he farts it out on my feet. VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!
I like watching the n***** across the street bash the f*** out of his sheboon b****. He spits on her and kicks her in the guts. She deserves it.
Hello my name is Dylan Mulvaney and I’m trans! Sometimes when I b*** f*** my Moms Suasage dog he urinates on my knees. VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!
Oh yeah? What else baby?
you are such a loser
Who wants to s*** my d*** baby?
Hello my name is Dylan Mulvaney and I’m trans! Sometimes when I f*** my Suasage dog in the a** he pisses on my knees. VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!
Who keeps saying hit the gym lolll are you from public notes?
Hm, which colour was you on the unsent? 💜 -🍷
Wine, r u on? 🍷
Spent the last 4 hours f****** my 13 year old cousin Cecelias beautiful p**** almost came in her twice blasted so hard on that amazing underage a** gonna try a*** tomorrow she said I’m excited
H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila I’ll be waiting you 🔥
Dwyane Wade just announced he’s pet Cat now identifys as a Spider. 🐈=🕷
i’ve seen love and i’ve seen highly questionable aircraft but the former is the one you should worry about
Now we need that dumb chimp b**** Joy Reed to be fired. She’s the worst n***** of all, she needs a cherry bomb shoved up her monkey c***! 💣💥💥💥