Everyone thinks I’m a normal dude little do they know that
I AM
The Grandmaster of Gunk, Count Cockula, the Sinterklaas of Seed, El Comandante por C**, the Leche Lord, βPartymanβ, greazed sleazed on my knees to please, O G popper-huffinβ jizzle-suckinβ GAPED god: CORVALLUS!