I went to a Lana Del Rey concert in Seattle with my ex wife and her best friend. We booked a couple nights at The Hundreds hotel and basically drank most the time. On the first night my now ex wife passed out early since she was a light weight....

When I was a kid my dad would let me lick Nutella off his p****. Now as an adult I get extremely wet when I see, smell and taste Nutella. Even something that smells a bit like Nutella makes me h****. I was thinking of giving my dad a big...

I hate load refusers! You gonna take my damn load boy! And no I ain’t wearing no damn candom!

I told you id slap a hoe till she cant stand dumb a** fell over a bust the door her heads probably filled with blood oh well candy its your fault. P.S. I cut carol just like you stabbed your daughters pizza rolls and and and tell me how clean...

It you’re a white and I see you at a damn pickle park you better serve me a Big Buford and a chocolate malt and hit your knees and work my crank while I drip burger grease all over your head! If I wanna snap that balloon knot it better...

I can open my Doberman pinschers poohole with my thumbs. I can open it as wide as a golf ball or a bit bigger. I spat my bubblegum into he’s poohole once and it disappeared. It might still be in there 🤔

I love chasing pigeons with my modified drone. I chopped a pigeons head off last week. I replaced the two front propellers with sharpened mental ones that could easily cut a human arm off. I wouldn’t dare fly it in a populated area because of how dangerous it is. I...

“dipper goes to taco bell” was written by my r*****

Seria mágica a cola daquele adesivo para nos manter colados até hoje?
Puma

KIRI NICOLE SMITH FROM RANDLEMAN NORTH CAROLINA WILL D******** DRUG YOUR DRINKS AND ROB YOU! THEN BRAG ABOUT IT AND IF YOU GOD FORBID CALL HER OUT FOR IT SHE FLIPS OUT AND GOES CRAZY LIKE TV SHOW HILARIOUS CRAZY AND WILL START SMACKING HERSELF IN THE HEAD AND TALKING...

I’m 25, male. Was p****** off the back porch and noticed the neighbors kid, a boy about 10 was watching me and then I finished p****** and he still was crouched down behind a little tree watching me and then I started to play with my d*** for a bit...

I have to gaffer tape a snow glove over my Dogs mouth when I f*** him coz he tries to bite my c***. I should just buy a real muzzle but I’m to poor. Plus he looks funny as a glove face 😊

Stefan

why are you lying to people? If you are in a relationship, then stop playing around with me and all those others. just change your status.
I amreally dissapointed that I dont deserve that much honesty from you after everything you put me through. It is unfair...

I have a toy cap gun I use when I a** f*** my Doberman pinscher. Every now and then I fire a cap off near he’s ear which frightens the s*** out of him and makes him clench his sphincter on my c***. Feels soooooo good! 😉

My fiance and I are doing paperwork and budgeting for sober s** workers instead of a bachelor party hallelujah

smelly farting vibrating high pitch to low rumble

I was born with a very tiny poohole but luckily my Daddy had a special way to make it bigger 😁

Trannys belong in cages. Coffins are good too but it’s more entertaining to s*** & piss on caged trannys. 😉

i went on omegle met this cute guy and we was vibin and then i watched him j******* and i literally fell in love i rlly had a crush on him and stayedon call from probably 12 am to 6 am and then had to leave for school i rlly...

God bless Anderson Lee Aldrich for killing 5 LGBTQ scumbags and injuring 25 more. You will be remembered my HERO. 🎉🎉🎉🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Gunman kills 5 at LGBTQ nightclub in Colorado Springs! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🖕🖕🖕🖕🎉🎉🎉🎉🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I told this m*********** Glen that I was a top and I was gonna slam his cheeks but when we got to his house he and his damn cracker roommate overpowered me and they slammed my cheeks and insulted me racial. I’m feeling as low as whale dung today drinking...

JIZZLIN’ 4 JESUS

CUMDUMPS 4 CHRIST

Many of your favorite far-right and autistic billionaires will die next weekend

Somebodys parents were Democrat voters. 😆

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When I visited Australia in 2018 a young aboriginal girl around 12yo came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy an empty beer bottle with blow flys in it. I looked at her confused and said “What am I supposed to do with that?”. The young indigenous...

I visited one of Germany’s amazing B********** brothels last week. OMG They had two de-toothed Rottweilers that you can mouth f***! It was absolutely incredible to be able to make a dog d********* my c*** without any risk of having it chewed! The only downside was their poo holes, which...

I work the slurp ramps at 321 Slammers

Presto Jizzo lizards around the lot of the TA in Montgomery

– CORVALLUS

getting smarter 😀

I hate Natasa Bosnjak
I f*****’ don’t even care if she dies.

I excitedly watched my neighbor beat the s*** out of his N***** girlfriend today. He kicked her in the guts so hard she puked! Dumb chimp s*** 😁😁😁

I lubricated a frozen Dim Sim and pushed it up my friends dogs a** when he was outside and the dog pushed it out 10 minutes later infront of him. Now his really confused 😁🤣🤣😆😆

ht tps://theync. com/ukraine-death-comp-ii. htm

Everyone thinks I’m a normal dude little do they know that

I AM

The Grandmaster of Gunk, Count Cockula, the Sinterklaas of Seed, El Comandante por C**, the Leche Lord, “Partyman”, greazed sleazed on my knees to please, O G popper-huffin’ jizzle-suckin’ GAPED god: CORVALLUS!

I let 5th grade girls watch me m********* and c**! They would walk by my house on their way home from school and I would strip n*** and m********* so they could see me. They watched me m********* every day. One day they were watching me m********* and then started...

i put toothpaste on d*** once it was nice a cold

i beat my meat over 11 months nonstop recounting my streak

I used my prostate massager today. It felt great, I am going to look into a prostate milking.