Corvallus Crinkle you gonna get niggerfucked by the best in the biz for Christmas! I’m in Miami now and I’m ready to split those cheeks!

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

after the can opened all the corn poored out and yet there was NO JUICE from the corn so i was like how in the flippin hellllll IT TURNED out the corn hadnt all come out and it was still stuck at the top and it had KEPTED THE WATER...

If any pregnant Shechimps need an abortion I have a blood stained broomstick here ready to go. 100% FREE

I tracked down a child s** offender once and brought the guy a beer.

I tracked down a newly-released s**-offender, in a bar, drowning his sorrows, about to be evicted from his rental house, as his presence became known, locally. He was reluctant to talk, at first, until I offered him a place to stay, on one condition…he had to tie me up in...

9 years ago almost to the day I kicked a pregnant n***** s*** in the guts and killed her unborn nigfant. It still makes me smile like an Evil clown. 😉 😁

JINGLE JINGLE

KORVALLUS KRINGLE is turning those twizzats out tonight!

HO HOE HOES

Excuse me? I’m a man and even I want #Kill_All_Men and #Abort_All_Male_Fetuses to happen ASAP and are beyond fucken fedup with men and their b******* cancerous disgusting patriarchy and their masculinity dictatorships b******* and their constant disturbance that they cause for everybody and their pathetic ugly attempts at torturing and...

Hello my name Kofi and I from Africa. I migrate here to America with my family and I love have s** with American dog. In my old home Nairobi dogs was dirty and full with illness but here American dogs healthy and have tight a***. I love American dog for...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

My first time getting unsolicited p**** pics and damn now I see why girls be complaining

Listen to those n****** screaming! Thank you Santa!

Christmastime always takes me back to memories of Yuletide joy: the family gathering around the tree; exchanging gifts amidst the warmth of fellowship and so much good food!

Then after dinner after the old folks went to bed, I would slide under the glass coffee table and Beauregard would...

HO HO HO

KORVALLUS KRINGLE already up in some crack

digging deep with my Johnson

unloading my full JIZZLESACK

S****’s on the menu a nectar divine

NAUGHTY OR NICE

THAT BACKSNATCH IS MINE!

so glad tidings to you rejoice and feast

for when the night is over

you’ve a...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I just came inside my Nannas c***!

I made my ex s*** dog s*** off my c*** once. It made he vomit which was so f****** hot!

I just ejaculated in my Doberman pinschers mouth!

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Last Christmas I got away with f****** the turkey when nobody was watching. Everybody was in the other room and I stuck my hard c*** in the orifice with all the stuffing, and came deep inside the bird. We all ate it afterward. I hope to accomplish this again

I sucked my mom’s t**** while she was sleeping

I clapped my parents cheeks while they were sleeping

Perry Kalynuk fires a teacher and puts her down by saying things like “I had doubts about hiring you in the first place, look at the spacing errors you made on your reference page, teaching isn’t like being a Girl Guide Leader you know, the biggest difference between you and...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Yo lame0, let me tell you how this goes, I’m not getting charged so either shoot me, or start working out until you turn into an undefined turd like the rest the men who come crying home wrecker to my door, your waking my skank. Soory i didn’t say merry...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Everyday, I smoke a cigarette and j******* to this girl I know. But she’s always incredibly obese and is bed bound because she’s so fat. It literally turns me on so hard every time and just thinking about it makes me f****** h****.

Sometimes I text her while I do...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Join legion, we’ve done it thousands of years to protect the color of our skin. Be a hero. Join legion army’s white is right. No room for even a little yellow

Bright side: I came out as a lesbian to my dad!
Dark side: It’s because he walked in on me watching lesbian p*** at 1 am.
What the f*** he was doing, no clue. But for the circumstances he took it quite well. Said he was going to...

A kid in my 3rd period today was jerking off. Honestly I didn’t expect him to do something like that😳 I’m kinda shocked he’s really quite too. He jerked off for a solid 5 minutes in class he had this weird look on his face too he wasn’t even secret...

Perry’s been dead for years who gives a f***!

Go get your a** creampied by a Jizzleman!

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Perry Kalynuk is a dead, rotting b*******.

Perry Kalynuk

As I write this, I’ve got a giant oversized candy cane up my backsnatch.

🎅KORVALLUS KRINGLE

Happiness is doing a** to mouth with your sisters German Shepherd while she’s at the movies seeing Avatar.

Last night had a gooning session while watching Hammer’s “Pumps and a Bump” on repeat with a popper gas mask on

HO HO HO

Nice girls & boys are getting a delicious treat this holiday

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥