During a discussion on a bad call the opposing team coach interfered between me and the umpire. He became irked by something I said which the umpire was agreeing with and snapped. He’s a large man I’m average. He beat me up on the middle of the field. He stripped...

Fingers crossed that the latest Ebola outbreak becomes a pandemic, or at least an epidemic. This way I can constantly shout “EEE-BOLA!” in the style of the “Ricola” commercial.

OK so in high school I was on the swim team and we wore Speedo suits. I cut the modesty panel out. The outline of my peen was visible.
Some girls in the stands said they liked watching swim meets.

My wife doesn’t know but I do, that she has been “going away with the girls” for the weekend. This has happened numerous times. She isn’t really with the girls, she’s hooking up with multiple guys and having s** with them either in a hotel room, some random guys place...

My name is BACKPUSSY BRONSON and I have a need, a need for NIGGERSEED! JIZZLE MY JAMPONY JIGGAS!

I was in bed with a guy (yk exactly how) and his sister came home and #1 almost walked into the room (narrowly avoided) and #2 he was going with his whole “call me [insert random names].” and being a good partner, I followed instructions. Well all things happened, all...

Genuinely I can’t even believe I’m on this website but I just had to say it LOL

I had a girl who had a crush on me ( I’m a girl btw )
She apparently had a thing for me and when I did tried being friends with her,...

Welp…
first day back, had a fucken seizure, woke up in the clinic,
doctor touching my dickk yo wtf..
he said his first time ..
hes seen a purple dickk.
asked if hed ever seen a reptar tyransaurus rex dickk before?

-Jaeden the creator...

So when I was in 8th grade i had a crush on this guy for about 3-4 years at that point and i whent through lengths to find out stuff about him like his birthday, if he had siblings, and then eventually his addess then I found out that it...

The Lions Den muscle bar, I know it well. Have had my cheeks split there many times. They let me in because my backsnatch is so brolic

There is a place called the Lion’s Den. It’s a pub run by tough men for tough men, like me, who bodybuild. Men must have a minimum of 18-inch guns (biceps, for you candy-assed faggots) to gain entry. The ground floor is for the absolute monsters with 24-inch guns, because...

I’ll be staying with Auntie J. this summer break. It’s in the country, a few miles outside town. We’re in undies most of the time, inside and outdoors too. I get aroused…

Sat. night, is our kinkky time. Waiting for bf to come out the bedroom all dolled up in lingerie, shaved smooth, all night popsicle lovin.

I’ve been having more than a professional experience with a female customer. I’m well built, not too big, we fit together perfectly. We have rockin releases.

Hallo dear priests and priestesses,

usually I am orthodox but an old times i was confessing at the orthodox what I am going to repeat even though there confession is valued as as catholic confessions.

I did not know in conscience that i should rather go catholic confession if i...

white ppl ruining they whole fcking lives just to say the n word. lol

*details changed to keep anonymity, sorry!!*
Help please im entirely in love with my best friend and its under the literal worst circumstances!!! Basically the jist is she used to live with me and my family for a few years because of her being foster care with no out...

Back in 5th grade. This one boy in my class, I’ll call him “N”, after learning about ww2, while i was uncomfortable, just raised his hand and asked the teacher “ooh! Can i make a joke about the camps?” What the f*** is wrong with you. He then started begging....

I regret not doing so many things in my 16 years of living, but honestly the one i regret the most, is being born. I know that life is hard and it’s ones choice to get through it or give up; but honestly, when the people around you actually love...

Gonna be a lot of penile sukking at the Homodepot today. Big sale.

My wife’s dad died last year. He was a jerk to me because he didn’t like his daughter being with a black chick so when we came down for the funeral I plowed her in his bed. Stared right at his photo the whole time. Felt amazing

loved f****** my sister after she made me show her my c*** no cummng in her she said she took it in her mouth

Don’t end your life bro, have a wild experience with the BACKSNATCH of CORVALLUS!

My boyfriend woke with firm wood stick. Slick and sticky, I pumped the foreskin over the knob until he exploded.

My Asian gf is a 100lb hootie and likes kkinks. I was on the toilet last night, she comes in, sits on my lap and lets go a torrent of peepee. She got up, shook her cute t**** and went to bed.

I have a firm phallic missile in my shorts, ready to go off.

My girlfriend and I visited a n*** beach recently, which is about 6 miles from us. We were surprised to see how many men in there 50’s & 60’s were walking around the large boulder rocks naked. A few friendly walkers stopped and chatted to us while we looked up...

BACKPUSSY UP!

CBW3

I was out with some friends after work and one of the big bosses showed up and pushed me into the middle and sat beside me in the booth at the restaurant. I was up close to him, and he put his arm around my shoulders, and his hand ‘fell’...

al secret my family never knew. Id drive my car etc to the local lake or park and master bate for release.I always a part of me as time went on I would also give oral to any man who caught me and to me re my husband BUT ,it...

I’m a lifeguard at a private country club. Before I open the pool, I check the ladies locker room for left behind underwear. At least once a week I find some goodies for self pleasure.

So years ago I walked in on my sisterinlaw masterbating on our couch I watched her and she knew I was there we have never spoke about this but lately she’s been flirting with me since her divorce. I was asked to install a deck at her house and agreed...

I’m a married woman and like an earlier confession here, my husband has lost interest in intimacy. So I act out fantasies, flashing guys, teasing them and giving them manual release. No guy has refused my advance.

When I was married, at 2 yrs I felt it was getting stale.I told my husband but he kind of swept it away.I love him BUT I needed more, especially s********.I started to travel around in my car and expose myself, flirt and maybe a random s** act for pleasure....

rubbing my own v***** is just so good i can’t stop

My BOYCHACHO will be GREAZED & SLEAZED at CLUB AQUA MONDAY

The OG CORVALLUS is having a BREED MY BACKSNATCH BONE-NANZA

CREAM ME THERE

My new bf is a cute skinny twinky looking guy. My friends say he looks gay but he is not . I lol as he shakes his girly a.s.s around the house.

42 married mom. Two kids in college. Hubbies starting his third year in the local state prison. No release date yet. Our son’s best friend (Jeff age 21) asked me out for my birthday. I thought about it and finally decided and gave him a yes. He took me out...

Now that it’s warm in FL, me and a bunch of my friends swim nakked in a big pond. Yesterday some girls showed up to watch. We got Excited!

אני מתקרבת לחדר השירותים הנייד בחשאי בלילה. כשאני נכנסת למארז הפלסטיק, צחנת חרא מקבלת את פניי. אני נושמת עמוקות. אני מרימה את חזית בית השימוש ומטפסת אל תוך הביצה המלוכלכת של צואה, שתן ונייר טואלט ששוחים במים הכחולים. מורידה את המכסה ומחכה. בעוד שעות יתחיל פסטיבל היוגה. היכן שיש בוץ,...