I met a girl and we dated, she was nice, but Bossy with me. We were making out, and she said she had lesbian tendencies, so if I wanted to be with her, I had to wear her clothing. So I agreed (to get laid) and she put her bra...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

My Dad put me in both Basketball and Softball growing up. He also caught me watching lesbian videos at 11 years old. Yet this man has the AUDACITY to be surprised when I finally come out the closet at 25!

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I had a 100+ man chocolate train ran on me in Atlanta aka The Midnight Train To Georgia. Many of these gentlemen had recently been out of prison and missed wearing out a tender white cracker’s cheeks and o-ring.

NO LOADS REFUSED!

RAW IS LAW!

IF YOU’RE BLACK SPLIT...

My friends and I will follow the light to tomorrow. Cave dweller.

It’s amazing how you f*** a girl, and n***** hate. She’s just as fat and sour as the six week period she bust her stitch’s and ruined that t***. You gay n**** eatin hot loads fresh out the hot pocket. I don’t care how fat you get you’ll never lift...

You tried to kill yourself over f****** cat food, but sure I’m the fucked up one

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

If an alien asked for a kidney, you would give it to him right? It is for his mother. And if you don’t give it he will take it anyway. And maybe one of your lungs. Give him the kidney.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

One night, after my wife went to sleep, just to try it out, I sneaked out of the house and went to an all-night adult book store. I blew this random old guy who had a huge, uncircumcised p****. I swallowed.

ONE + TWO + THREE + FO’

IM OUT HERE ON MY JIZZLE STRO’

F*** ME NOW CLUB AQUA

Honestly, I love the little i to describe your past. It’s a total lady women thing.. Anyone watching the game?

when i was thirteen, i made out with my bestfriend for 5 hours straight. we’re in his lower bunk and my 2 other friends who are a couple at that time are also doing some nasty s*** on the upper bunk. when we turned on the lights by the end...

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk was one of the most berating, abusive and thoughtless dicks that I ever worked for. He gave me PTSD which has lasted to this very day. His good friend s******* harassed me infront my colleagues. I hate Perry deeply. I can only hope that wherever he is right...

When I was married, my husband gifted me with a replica of certain anatomy. Several years later, we got divorced. I took the replica with me. And a few years after that,I found it in a box at the back of a drawer. It was not in great shape. Batteries...

The only nice t***** I’ve ever met was the one my brother and I beat the living s*** out of in Orlando in 2012. He was nice because he swallowed most of his teeth rather than spitting them at me like most of them do.

I had to wear a neck brace for over a week after trying to do a 69er with my landlords Chihuahua. Hurt my neck real bad 🙁

Hey there my friends and freaks KORVALLUS KRINGLE here been a bit of a bummer day but when I thought the clock had run out one of Tampa’s Top Jizzlemen hit me up to plan future BACKSNATCH BREEDING sessions solo and as the pig in the poke Gonna be taking...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I just opened my Doberman pinschers poohole with my thumbs, F*** YEAH!!! 👐

Creampied my 13 year old cousin Cecelias a** spent 2 hours deep on that tight hole she loves a***

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

hey Bangkok Transgender fuckee, hope you hired Big D*** Jasmine to cream you good! That thick c*** of hers will feel like a Pringles can up your p********! Enjoy!

I posted a note on the bulletin board at the largest gay club /bar in the city, saying “wanted several h**** guys to come to my home, at night, use the unlocked sliding patio door, and finish tying me into my b******-bag, then use both ends of me as long...

I’m chilling in a short time hotel room in Bangkok, waiting for my ladyboy to arrive. Mirrored walls and ceilings. Japanese p*** on the TV. Wife thinks I’m shopping for golf clubs.

I’m a normal dude. But when the aromas get around me clouds of sess and nitrites my bottom gets hungry and I get

LOCO POR LECHE!

CREAM ME NOW! ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!

park behind La Carreta and look for my sign

Tonight NO LOADS REFUSED

I’m a normal dude. But when the aromas get around me clouds of sess and nitrites my bottom gets hungry and I get

LOCO POR LECHE!

CREAM ME NOW! ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!

park behind La Carreta and look for my sign

Tonight NO LOADS REFUSED

I’m a normal dude. But when the aromas get around me clouds of sess and nitrites my bottom gets hungry and I get

LOCO POR LECHE!

CREAM ME NOW! ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!

park behind La Carreta and look for my sign

Tonight NO LOADS REFUSED

I’m a normal dude. But when the aromas get around me clouds of sess and nitrites my bottom gets hungry and I get

LOCO POR LECHE!

CREAM ME NOW! ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!

park behind La Carreta and look for my sign

Tonight NO LOADS REFUSED

I’m a normal dude. But when the aromas get around me clouds of sess and nitrites my bottom gets hungry and I get

LOCO POR LECHE!

CREAM ME NOW! ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!

park behind La Carreta and look for my sign

Tonight NO LOADS REFUSED

I’m a normal dude. But when the aromas get around me clouds of sess and nitrites my bottom gets hungry and I get

LOCO POR LECHE!

CREAM ME NOW! ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!

park behind La Carreta and look for my sign

Tonight NO LOADS REFUSED

I’m a normal dude. But when the aromas get around me clouds of sess and nitrites my bottom gets hungry and I get

LOCO POR LECHE!

CREAM ME NOW! ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!

park behind La Carreta and look for my sign

Tonight NO LOADS REFUSED

I’m a normal dude. But when the aromas get around me clouds of sess and nitrites my bottom gets hungry and I get

LOCO POR LECHE!

CREAM ME NOW! ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!

park behind La Carreta and look for my sign

Tonight NO LOADS REFUSED

I landed a big mouthful of spit onto a sheboons head once from a footbridge she walked under. She had a big afro and when my spit hit her it spread out like a spiderweb into but mosly over her fro. It was the funniest thing I’d ever seen and...

When i got n from the pub earlier i walked in the front room and my sister was bent over looking for something in the cabinet drawer and her night shirt was riding up so i could see her b** she had no knickers on and it looked amazing i...

When i got n from the pub earlier i walked in the front room and my sister was bent over looking for something in the cabinet drawer and her night shirt was riding up so i could see her b** she had no knickers on and it looked amazing i...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥