Christmastime always takes me back to memories of Yuletide joy: the family gathering around the tree; exchanging gifts amidst the warmth of fellowship and so much good food!

Then after dinner after the old folks went to bed, I would slide under the glass coffee table and Beauregard would...

HO HO HO

KORVALLUS KRINGLE already up in some crack

digging deep with my Johnson

unloading my full JIZZLESACK

S****’s on the menu a nectar divine

NAUGHTY OR NICE

THAT BACKSNATCH IS MINE!

so glad tidings to you rejoice and feast

for when the night is over

you’ve a...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I just came inside my Nannas c***!

I made my ex s*** dog s*** off my c*** once. It made he vomit which was so f****** hot!

I just ejaculated in my Doberman pinschers mouth!

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I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Last Christmas I got away with f****** the turkey when nobody was watching. Everybody was in the other room and I stuck my hard c*** in the orifice with all the stuffing, and came deep inside the bird. We all ate it afterward. I hope to accomplish this again

I sucked my mom’s t**** while she was sleeping

I clapped my parents cheeks while they were sleeping

Perry Kalynuk fires a teacher and puts her down by saying things like “I had doubts about hiring you in the first place, look at the spacing errors you made on your reference page, teaching isn’t like being a Girl Guide Leader you know, the biggest difference between you and...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Yo lame0, let me tell you how this goes, I’m not getting charged so either shoot me, or start working out until you turn into an undefined turd like the rest the men who come crying home wrecker to my door, your waking my skank. Soory i didn’t say merry...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Everyday, I smoke a cigarette and j******* to this girl I know. But she’s always incredibly obese and is bed bound because she’s so fat. It literally turns me on so hard every time and just thinking about it makes me f****** h****.

Sometimes I text her while I do...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Join legion, we’ve done it thousands of years to protect the color of our skin. Be a hero. Join legion army’s white is right. No room for even a little yellow

Bright side: I came out as a lesbian to my dad!
Dark side: It’s because he walked in on me watching lesbian p*** at 1 am.
What the f*** he was doing, no clue. But for the circumstances he took it quite well. Said he was going to...

A kid in my 3rd period today was jerking off. Honestly I didn’t expect him to do something like that😳 I’m kinda shocked he’s really quite too. He jerked off for a solid 5 minutes in class he had this weird look on his face too he wasn’t even secret...

Perry’s been dead for years who gives a f***!

Go get your a** creampied by a Jizzleman!

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Perry Kalynuk is a dead, rotting b*******.

Perry Kalynuk

As I write this, I’ve got a giant oversized candy cane up my backsnatch.

🎅KORVALLUS KRINGLE

Happiness is doing a** to mouth with your sisters German Shepherd while she’s at the movies seeing Avatar.

Last night had a gooning session while watching Hammer’s “Pumps and a Bump” on repeat with a popper gas mask on

HO HO HO

Nice girls & boys are getting a delicious treat this holiday

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

When I was younger I used to go into public restrooms and ejaculate on those fold down diaper change tables.

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Perry Kalynuk

Guess the word. “NI🦍🦍ER”

Then why are all you’re children on medication before their brains developed? Their pretty fucked in the head, probably destined to either mindlessly gamble their life in many forms of success or total and udder failure.. chow

Corvo Breedo here, need a dozen hung bucks to work my backgash pronto! Hmu on bbrt

I just ejaculated inside my Doberman pinschers r*****. 😁

i just wanted to hug, b** crush you all for xmas and shove this candle rod up your bums cuz he lives in the same town and you don’t even know it. hahahhahaahahah, vvaaabbbaaaabbaaannnanaa!

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I’m making plans on a gay cruising website to meet a man at an adult bookstore tomorrow so I can f*** him b******* in a private booth. So far I’ve only had s** with men thru gloryholes,this is going to be my 1st in-face g****** encounter. I’m so nervous yet...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥