Male. 23. When I was 6 my dad had these friends over that were all in jail with him a few times, and well my dad is an alcoholic and known drug addict. He owns his own company and the money got the best of him, but after some law...

I saw Corvallus Winslow at a grocery store in Miami yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was...

So me and My cousin are 13 and went to summer school and we are boys so one day my class Mate was marking me h****.He was saying tickle my pickle and using his belt as his p**** and just to say I am not gay I just like penises.so...

i rlly don’t understand why using ur cell phone while ur sick means ur not rlly that sick??? like i might be dying but i don’t wanna be bored damn leave me alone 😭 at my school, kn the nurses office they got that cell phone s*** painted all over...

The deputies just broke down my nieghbors door. That’s what you get for f****** people. Swat 1, swat 2. How about a swat for you?

When i was little (like 7 or 8) I’d get a hard on for the wildest things, like when the movie HOP came out there was a scene at the end when the villain was turning into a rabbit and for some reason that got me super hard. Another time...

Mag checks after walking down the street 390 rounds short i noticed a person who witnessed what i done. i took her too. Bloods on his hands as well as mine knowing he’s forever a victim but counting on it going out into the night to subject himself to the...

Once I made a chick s*** dog s*** off my d***. I’d fucked my dog in the a** an hour before she came over for s**. I washed the outside of my c*** but left dog s*** under my foreskin on purpose. She still doesn’t know! Lol

And then there’s the Doberman d***. Nothing beats a Dobermans ding dong in ya mouth! Except maybe two Doberman ding dongs! If you can get em to fit!

“Nimm die Shampooflasche und schiebe sie mir in den Arsch!” Ich schrie Garrick an. Er bedeckte es mit Vaseline und tat es

Lots of people dropping DEAD from the Clot Shot. Both fans and players. Suddenly, unexpectedly died. Players who are healthy and physically fit just drop dead. Turns out they were ‘vaxxed’. Some even had ‘boosters’. They got injections of mRNA which is NOT a vaxx. It’s a bio-weapon.

Watching that filthy shitskin n***** NFL ape player collapse and die was f****** incredible. I was dancing around my living room with my friends like a teenager with ADHD.

i keep having dreams about my bf and weird s***, i had a dream that my bf was hanging out with his friends and my ex gf and then he left them to talk to someone, and another that i believe i was a guy idfk and the only thing...

I tried to take a picture of my b******* for medical reasons and ended up taking a slowmo video of it and I hate myself just a bit more for it.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena
I’ll be waiting you 🥰

I need my damn nut! That p**** assed Jew said he’d take this BBC but he lied! If you can’t take a BBC don’t front that you can! Booty Brandon I need those white cheeks from you. I can tell that you ain’t a racist and you a good person....

Call me Mrs.Kanda Kringle Korvallis

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena
I’ll be waiting you 🥰

New rule for whites: don’t be bragging up your backsnatch if you can’t deliver the goodies!

After all his bragging on his backsnatch I finally met Corvallus and he couldn’t relax his damn sphincter to let the big bossman in. Saying he ain’t refusing loads my load is still here in my damn nutsack! His backsnatch is probably racist against BBCs cause I was knocking on...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena
I’ll be waiting you 🥰

I’m 38 male and I do a** to mouth with my Doberman pinscher.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena
I’ll be waiting you 🥰

Chicago used to have an amazing secret b********* brothel. The best part was the Doberman Dungeon. I wont go into all the details but it involved Doberman pinschers, b******, and lots of lubrication.

Sometimes after I make love to my Doberman pinscher I s*** on the floor and he chomps it up in less than 2 seconds. He doesn’t even chew. I think he sees it as a treat.

Your head is grey mine isn’t you have wrinkles With makeup I don’t. mum . You’re older then 40 ya old bags of po oo py

Sniffing my Daughters p******.

I don’t dance in the moonlight but I love eating TimTam’s in the rain.

It’s a gamble, but like that cliche saying goes “third time’s a charm”.

Wigging game rules. 5 points for pulling a trannys wigs off, 10 points if you ran away with it and kept it, 15 points of you got them to chase you, 20 points if the chased you and fell over. If you tried to pull a wig off and failed...

I slept with my best friends brother on coke while she and his girlfriend were in the room nextdoor and they didn’t know

Just got out of the lake for a break. 🤣 he laughed at me because the water was a little cool and my wiener shrink when it touched the water. He said “It got really small like mine!” And I told him it’s cuz the waters cold and he said...

He’s adorable, he climbed on my back so fast and his little wiener started poking my neck when I started walking and now I feel it stiff and I laughed and told him it was poking me and he said “It gets in the way.” And I laughed and he...

We played a couple of rounds of basketball, and then he got tired out so we sat down and he said he wished he had a pool and I told him there’s a lake down the road and we could walk there in like 5 minutes and jump in if...

Every time I jump and my sick flops up and hits my and he laughs and says I have a huge wiener. 🤣🤣 I told him his is pretty big for his age and he blushed. He jumps and his little wiener slaps below his tummy so loud. I think...

the new neighbors little boy keeps pulling his clothes off in our back yard. his parents don’t come outside at all, and he just walks out, drops his toys he’s going to play with on the grass and then waits about five minutes and then he just strips off his...

This is crazy, I just ran out the house from a fire on New Year’s Day, and I’ve undoubtedly lost a lot of items that I care about, but I’m alive and so are those I care about.
I even got my babies (my dogs) out.

Life goes on,...

Today on new year I basically had a t******** with my cousins, one of my cousins (all of us are cousins and none of us are siblings), she kissed him while I gave him h******* and he basically gave me backshots (but with clothes on) I promised not to tell...

This morning, I couldn’t finish during s** with my SO, and it feels bad to accept that as a man. I passed out after trying for nearly an hour and had a terrible dream about a time when I was being physically abused by my mother. This was one of...

BREED IN THE NEW YEAR AT 321 SLAMMER

NO LOADS REFUSED

$27 BYOB