I just kissed a girl for the first time(im a girl) and she was super hot we undressed eachother when I got to her bra a new skill was unlocked I started running round my t*** /b**** bouncing also my b*** she was loving it ahhh i wish i could g back but my 18 year old thoughts kicked in later in the day as I rode her brothers c*** and it injected into me also the best s*** of my life maybe next time we will o it all together the bothers big c*** dn me and his siters b******* and b****….
I won’t eat yet, if I did, the effects of the alcohol would wear off and I would have to deal with my wife’s bad mood without it.
My mission is not to feel, my objective is not to think. I execute orders, and I eliminate targets without prejudice… one way or another
Agent Zero
For every Academy Award winner, there are thousands of people who live gig-to-gig hoping to be discovered one day.
H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena I’ll be waiting you 🥰
Last night I wore my new toupee. My girlfriend didn’t laugh and I didn’t have to slap her. There is a solution to every problem.
I just made $500 in Gains off of Crypto in a bear market in less than a week. I luv you crypto! You have made me more money than my savings account in the last two years since I was laid off in Jan 2021. Two years, floating financially on...
I like random people hitting me up to be friend 7085523075
Thank you Uncle Simon for spreading my legs when I was 7 and showing me how to be a big girl like mommy.
I’m 29F and My husband 30M both work stable jobs, yesterday he had an hour break, and I just finished a Zoom meeting I was leading on camera. so I hit log out and assumed it logged out, I got naked and on my husband and was sucking his d***...
my backsnatch THIRSTS for jizzle juice!
S**** STUFFING SATURDAY Y’all, CORVALLUS here! S*** it f*** it catch it breed it whatever you like DO IT! Whatever makes you O
PEACE LOVE & BACKSNATCH
I have diarrhea. Love Chloe.
i no longer want to see this or any of it
Last hurrah before the clear
Thank you Uncle Simon for making my pee pee feel special when I was 7. 💕
My cousin came over and I was gaming and he got mad cuz I wouldn’t look at him and then he hit me in the nuts so I punched him and kept playing so he sat down next to me and he said “every time you miss a shot I’m...
She finally did it!!! I have been eating my wife’s a** for over half my life since about three years into our dating years. Recently I have been trying to get her to fart in my mouth when she cums with her Hitachi magic wand. I could tell the idea...
Thank you Uncle Simon for spreading my legs when I was 7 and showing me where special fingers go. 💕
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IM A CUMDUMP!!
SECRET CONFESSIONS OF A DIAPER DIVER. It’s true I’m a Diaper Diver! I crawl and rummage through bins & dumpsters looking for used diapers to m********* over. I’ve been doing it for over a decade now and it’s incredible! I’ve been cut by broken glass, burned with chemicals and even...
My abs were hard, but his punches were strong. Though I flexed as hard as I could to keep from getting winded, though it worked for a while, I wore out before he did. My abs collapsed, and his next punch sunk deep into me, making me fall to my...
if I hear one more word out of your dirty evil violent gob I will bash your face in bitchlei. NOW GET OUT OF HERE DEVIL. NOT TODAY DIRTY DEVIL . TOO MANY TIMES YOU PLAY THIS DIRTY GAME. NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMEONE KILLS YOU. SELF PITYING...
stuff off jazbugger. every one is sick to death of your dirty games. f*** off to bali and die there.
You must have your pronouns on your social media bios! You also must have the parts per million of carbon dioxide that existed the year you were born!
H**** p*** c****** here, I just wanna be your p*** s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena I’ll be waiting you with my 5yo daughter 🥰
Any white d*** or crack lickers in the house? Need a white to serve me ASAP
Jelly of my boy booty hole pumping presumptive pleasant fragrance
H**** p*** c****** here, I just wanna be your pedobsex s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena I’ll be waiting you with my 5yo daughter 🥰