The only s***** offer you get is chuck berry bjs

I got some stanky a** farts tonight wish I had a willing nose to unleash them on! This is like drinking a bottle of Dom Perignon alone!

are they pushing that song from freddy mercury towards him now?

I got my BF addicted to p******. Like he was super against it and would get mad but finally let me touch him and it worked up from there. Then it got to the point where he was begging me to f*** him every time and honestly? He’s a little...

I just had s** with my best friend of 10 years that no one knows about. None off my other friends of family remembers or knows about him because we always did cringy s*** together but now I have a secret s** life but everyone is still trying to get...

Madison Russo

I always scream “COWABUNGA” when I ejaculate inside my Doberman pinscher.

Time to take a big fat stinking s*** while reading Simply Confess!

look of everything an everyone and everyone’s doing will weed out someone somewhere with a lot to lose over nothing and a nobody.chow

i want my wife to have s** with another man and make me s*** his c***. after he cums in her, she makes me lick her clean, even clean his c*** of her p**** juice and lick his d*** and balls. he could even f*** me while i eat her...

my next door neighbor tried to kiss my wife when i left the room for about 10 minutes. he has not had s** in 10 years, by his own admission. she shied away, did not return the kiss. now all i think about is the 2 of them having s**...

I think they’re embarrassed. Imagine being anonymously embarrassed

OMG your right! lmaooooo

at least find something interesting to argue about

Oop, we await your response!

5 inches is hilariously short, dough face. What the f*** is 5 inches. My middle finger is already 5 inches. Are you 5 feet tall? Lulululul

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I think me and my half-brother almost slept together last night. no, not stepbro, half. I’m so confused right now, idk what happened. we’re very close, sure. but this was weird. we were a bit high and drunk, had been at a party and I slept at his place after....

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I got cheated on, and then my ex (which I still live with cuz it’s only been two weeks, and I’m not moving until I buy a new car in a month) so anyway, he got this rash over time and slowly started scratching until he bled on his clothes...

Two strangers, yet soulmates.

I b*** fucked my Mom’s Sausage dog so hard he urinated on my knees.

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Thank you Uncle Simon for teaching me how to make special cheese sauce come out of your secret Suasage when I was 7. 😘💕💗💋👍

Thank you Uncle Simon for making my pee pee feel special when I was 7. 💕💗👍💋😘

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BREED MY BACKSNATCH @ 321 SLAMMER

my creamy coozie needs your guy gasm

GREAZED SLEAZED READY TO PLEAZE

$27 entry NO LOADS REFUSED

Once in a very hot summer night i let my d*** out of the blankets to cool down. It was awsome

What’s up my JIZZLEFRUITIANS! CORVALLUS here preparing to get GREAZED & SLEAZED for a feisty fuckening at

321 SLAMMER

Doors open 7 will be there around 10 to BREED BREED BREED THE NIGHT AND MY BACKSNATCH AWAY

CREAM ME THERE

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Google “KinkyThai dog s***” if you want to see sluts doing truly sick s*** with dogs. KinkyThai was the most h******* zoo/s*** site I’ve ever seen. It got s*** down menu years ago because apparently many of the girls were real life s** slaves. You’ll get that vibe after watching...

My Jehovah’s Witness Latina Wife with B******* (38D) at unsee.cc/album#EYs3ayMAWRKpKCDb

I just had the best s** with my fiance and I feel like I have to tell someone. It was passionate and hot as f***.

Natasha took my heart out of my chest. She stomped it flat. Then she made sure it was given to someone needing a transplant. I am lucky to have a baboon heart pumping my blood.

Thank you Uncle Simon for making me a Woman when I was 7yo. 🥒🍒💕👍💗😉

you and that fat h***** wife of yours better watch out for falling trees homie or should i say husband, her mustache is thicker than that wiggle worm on the floor

Funny how quickly some races get tricked into the idea of immigration. The census is supposed to consist of honesty. Build a big wall lol

Your dad strip-danced for Nancy Pelosi

When i said i wanted to stick it in you, i meant my knife dumb a**.

okay these pseudo-molesty stories are genuinely making me laugh, which helps. thank you, you complete f****** doofuses.
-actually molested guy