My great grandmother turn 100 two weeks ago we had a birthday party for her at her assisted living. Two days ago is my turn to take her out out of the assisted living and spend a day with her. When I went to pick her up she suggested to me in my car to take her to my apartment. I asked her why? She said I got a surprise for you I don’t know what she have in mind but okay. I got her to my apartment and I helped her sit down on the couch, she wouldn’t let go of my hands. She said to me it would be so greatful if I make love to her. I said you are joking right, she said oh no I want it. I can’t believe I am making love to my great grandmother. Although is her wish and I dimmed the lights. Is so romantic I don’t have any lube to use she is dry inside. Even thought I spent hours going down on her. She said I want you inside of me. I said I don’t have any lube, she said do you have coconut oil. I said yes I do, she said that will do. I smear coconut oil on her, WOW it went right in and she is loving every minutes of me going inside of her. She is moaning louder and louder I finally said I am about to squirt, she said let me have it all. I left so much inside of her and it dripped out. She said please clean me up with your mouth. I cleaned her up and we spend the rest of the day in my bed until it was time to take her back. She asked me promise me this is between us and I would like to do it again, is my best birthday gift ever. I kept my promise and I will be doing it again.
Many years ago I was only 14 and my virgin sister 17 . One afternoon we were alone at home when she called me to her room . When I opened the door I had the surprise of my life . I’m sorry the English isn’t my first language and my description is clumsy : she laid n*** on her back and fingered her p**** .Of course I was instantly hard and without a word maybe minute or so until she finally asked me : You haven’t seen any p**** ? I like to have first s** with you …You never had s** with s girl? Of course I was a virgin boy and ready to f*** her virgin p**** and I said only : No ,I haven’t… and began to undress my self . Without any hesitation I mounted her and after a little foreplay and a few of kisses we have first s** .I remember that I was deep inside her p**** maybe no more than 5 minutes after I had opened the door. I didn’t last more than 3 or 4 minutes when I first time flooded her p**** with my baby making c** .She was a little unhappy because I came before he had her own climax but I was still hard and we had second s** mabr
Hmmm we all similar stories but different personalities. -Laurence
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