I once b*** fucked a Doberman pinscher so hard he puked on the coffee table.

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Fucked my 61 year old grandmas a** for 3 hours I love how her a** feels around my 20 year old d*** and I love how her hips and a** look when I’m deep inside her tight a****** that old a** is beautiful

Very drunk 35 years old playing with dildos in my Den. Single divorced and always h****. On my hands and knees in my Den big rubber c*** up my a** and my Dog began to lick my a** and nuts. t felt good so I let him continue then took...

Fucked my dad’s friend’s dog. He’s a husky and a big one at that. Let him mount me while everyone was outside on the porch and honestly never felt such intense pleasure and pain at the same time, I ended up making out with him for half an hour while...

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Thank you Uncle Simon for making me a woman when I was 7. 😍👉👌💕

I bought my lover Jerome two big Bufords and had him give me a Buford bomb right in the face. It WAS very fragrant and got my c******* puckered up and ready for some action. Assholes bring me so much pleasure.

Corvallis

The men need to drop dead posts are funny.

That’s some serious meltdown s***.

I imagine the person is frothing at the mouth, yelling, spit flying in all directions. Exceptionally angry. Very, very f****** mad.

Marvelous.

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Ukraine so many whites laying in the streets rotting

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Aj I genuinely find you gross and your personality stinks same goes with your cousin she’s straight up a horrible person

So in a nutshell the Memphis police department hired a bunch of low IQ n***** gang members to be cops because apparently less white cops and more n***** cops = less acts of police brutality. How’s that working out for you f*** wits!!!

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Less they got ripped to s*** Right

“play on private encryption” just by saying this ignorant s*** you have proved to me for the 100th time that YOU’RE LITERALLY TECH ILLITERATE but you’re still tryna act like you understand s***.

then there are those dumbshits who think people are really “arguing with themselves” like, “for p***” and “against p***”. you’re too dumbshit for words and if you ain’t the p*** you’re as dumbshit as the p*** himself.

People arguing with themselves on here is weird. We can tell it’s the same person by the way you write, the same mistakes you make and the time stamps.

Right sir

“never had kids because i like them” dumbshit p*** eat my s***. if you ain’t a p*** why you’re replying, you dumb fucknut lame dickface goblin

Had this crazy white chode screaming up an down the street not to far from me, similar beliefs. He’s to loud about s*** though so we got rid of him.

Thank you Uncle Simon for teaching me how to milk your magic lollipop when I was 7. 💕💋😋😍

Today I am about to break up with a man who is a miser. I make my own money but apparently, he feels what I make is “ours” and what he makes is “his” I can’t wait to end this before it gets worse. 😀

My daddy made love to me a*** when I was a kid and U loved it.

Uncle Simon made my pee pee feel special. 😍💕😉😋

i hate people who hurt their loved ones because of “work” or some other s*** excuses. you take out your frustrations on the people who care for you? really? you lie and you avoid them because you can’t be honest about yourself? really? some people are still waiting for your...

So two of my cousins have birthday in the same month and we celebrated both at the same time I thought it was just a normal celebration and everything was going to be fine but I guess not ..(note:I’m just 15 and still a kid, have 3 more siblings and...

I was admitted to the hospital and that evening the male dr made his rounds when he came in my room I asked him to take a look at my nut sack because they seemed swelled to me he came over to my be bed after putting a glove on...

one time i jacked off so hard i threw up

My boyfriend and I are not really akin to the idea of polygamy, much less polyandry, but about 4 months ago we went to a party and he was absolutely wasted, I still remember when his friend helped me to get him to the bed, but when I less expected...

Why not a heart attack during f*****, pay it back to the girls?

Ich nähere mich nachts heimlich dem Port-a-Potty. Als ich das Plastikgehäuse betrete, empfängt mich der Gestank von Scheiße. Ich atme tief ein. Ich hebe die Verkleidung der Latrine hoch und klettere in den Morast aus Kot, Urin und Toilettenpapier, der im blauen Wasser schwimmt. Ich zog den Deckel herunter und...

My Jehovah’s Witness Wife with B******* at unsee.cc/album#zbIrMrwFxPhNoc7C

I was home alone while my parents were at a college football game. My dog was in the bathroom which was right next to my room the entire time. I heard the sound of my dog’s nails stepping on the floor across the house. I checked only to see my...

Thank you Uncle Simon for releasing me from my prepubescent prison of virgin lament when I was 7. You didn’t HURT me you HELPED me. 💋💕😍

Your a** hair isn’t alive though, just bacteria in there…

Stop quoting the friendship confessions, dumb b****. They ain’t meant for you. They ain’t meant for your pimpled a**.

I’ve had it with the dumb b**** on this site who thinks all the friendship confessions are written by her friend NATASHA who dumped her a**. B**** doesn’t have any self-awareness. Not all friendships ended the way like yours. Not all friendships are the same as yours. You sound like...