“play on private encryption” just by saying this ignorant s*** you have proved to me for the 100th time that YOU’RE LITERALLY TECH ILLITERATE but you’re still tryna act like you understand s***.

then there are those dumbshits who think people are really “arguing with themselves” like, “for p***” and “against p***”. you’re too dumbshit for words and if you ain’t the p*** you’re as dumbshit as the p*** himself.

People arguing with themselves on here is weird. We can tell it’s the same person by the way you write, the same mistakes you make and the time stamps.

Right sir

“never had kids because i like them” dumbshit p*** eat my s***. if you ain’t a p*** why you’re replying, you dumb fucknut lame dickface goblin

Had this crazy white chode screaming up an down the street not to far from me, similar beliefs. He’s to loud about s*** though so we got rid of him.

Thank you Uncle Simon for teaching me how to milk your magic lollipop when I was 7. 💕💋😋😍

Today I am about to break up with a man who is a miser. I make my own money but apparently, he feels what I make is “ours” and what he makes is “his” I can’t wait to end this before it gets worse. 😀

My daddy made love to me a*** when I was a kid and U loved it.

Uncle Simon made my pee pee feel special. 😍💕😉😋

i hate people who hurt their loved ones because of “work” or some other s*** excuses. you take out your frustrations on the people who care for you? really? you lie and you avoid them because you can’t be honest about yourself? really? some people are still waiting for your...

So two of my cousins have birthday in the same month and we celebrated both at the same time I thought it was just a normal celebration and everything was going to be fine but I guess not ..(note:I’m just 15 and still a kid, have 3 more siblings and...

I was admitted to the hospital and that evening the male dr made his rounds when he came in my room I asked him to take a look at my nut sack because they seemed swelled to me he came over to my be bed after putting a glove on...

one time i jacked off so hard i threw up

My boyfriend and I are not really akin to the idea of polygamy, much less polyandry, but about 4 months ago we went to a party and he was absolutely wasted, I still remember when his friend helped me to get him to the bed, but when I less expected...

Why not a heart attack during f*****, pay it back to the girls?

Ich nähere mich nachts heimlich dem Port-a-Potty. Als ich das Plastikgehäuse betrete, empfängt mich der Gestank von Scheiße. Ich atme tief ein. Ich hebe die Verkleidung der Latrine hoch und klettere in den Morast aus Kot, Urin und Toilettenpapier, der im blauen Wasser schwimmt. Ich zog den Deckel herunter und...

My Jehovah’s Witness Wife with B******* at unsee.cc/album#zbIrMrwFxPhNoc7C

I was home alone while my parents were at a college football game. My dog was in the bathroom which was right next to my room the entire time. I heard the sound of my dog’s nails stepping on the floor across the house. I checked only to see my...

Thank you Uncle Simon for releasing me from my prepubescent prison of virgin lament when I was 7. You didn’t HURT me you HELPED me. 💋💕😍

Your a** hair isn’t alive though, just bacteria in there…

Stop quoting the friendship confessions, dumb b****. They ain’t meant for you. They ain’t meant for your pimpled a**.

I’ve had it with the dumb b**** on this site who thinks all the friendship confessions are written by her friend NATASHA who dumped her a**. B**** doesn’t have any self-awareness. Not all friendships ended the way like yours. Not all friendships are the same as yours. You sound like...

i really want to know why the farmers hanging out with the sheep so much, that’s how i met my neighbor hi i only eat squirrel.

Has turned out to be a wild but beautiful woman. Your friend is going to be my new crush for 2023. 😉 Out with the old blonde, in with the new. 2019 was the last year I would waste my time flying into LA to support you only to be...

Sissy man, big G. Pounding it out with a woman who’s got both sets of genitalia’s. Better get a pertinent test. She might of got herself pregnant Bruh

He just farted out my c** on the kitchen floor.

I just ejaculated inside my Doberman pinscher again.

H**** c****** here,
I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena
I’ll be waiting you 🥰

Anybody here ever put their stiffy in a babies mouth?

NEPIOPHILIA. A s***** interest in and arousal by infants: a type of pedophilia. The person with nepiophilia generally does not find adults, or sometimes even older children, s******* arousing. Nepiophilia is rarely seen in females. Excluding Vanessa George.

My Jehovah’s Witness Wife with B******* at unsee.cc/album#Gnt8C5MvMofc94du

Last week I bought a school cane. It is a truly beautiful thing and a masterful presence. My husband didn’t know I had it until he demanded s** with me last night and got six hard smacks on his b** as his answer. Ask for s** and I will cane...

H**** c****** here,
I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena
I’ll be waiting you 🥰

When I was like 3 or 4,5 I had the friend and we both lived at the same apartment so she wasn’t that far, she was like my 1st BFF and she was abt 8-10 at the time but we had such good chemistry we played together and do all...

One time I went into my cousins room and she was with her boyfriend and they were both high I could tell because her bf’s eyes where red asl and she was acting really weird and when I went in there she was naked but her bf was fully cloth...

Thank you Uncle Simon for making my pee pee feel special when I was 7. 💗💕😍

I got my neighbors kids in so much trouble they were grounded for a year a little context I was riding my huge 35 inch d**** outside they recorded me and laughed and posted it so I had to get revenge. They went on vacation last week and I planted...

Who knew the pen could be so damaging. We did.

Oh you also gonna tongue my azzhole as well and don’t be letting no donkey d*** denarius or whoever you been talking about on here bust them cheeks, I don’t like sharing my cheeks with any other n*****!