Back in 5th grade. This one boy in my class, I’ll call him “N”, after learning about ww2, while i was uncomfortable, just raised his hand and asked the teacher “ooh! Can i make a joke about the camps?” What the f*** is wrong with you. He then started begging....

I regret not doing so many things in my 16 years of living, but honestly the one i regret the most, is being born. I know that life is hard and it’s ones choice to get through it or give up; but honestly, when the people around you actually love...

Gonna be a lot of penile sukking at the Homodepot today. Big sale.

My wife’s dad died last year. He was a jerk to me because he didn’t like his daughter being with a black chick so when we came down for the funeral I plowed her in his bed. Stared right at his photo the whole time. Felt amazing

loved f****** my sister after she made me show her my c*** no cummng in her she said she took it in her mouth

Don’t end your life bro, have a wild experience with the BACKSNATCH of CORVALLUS!

My boyfriend woke with firm wood stick. Slick and sticky, I pumped the foreskin over the knob until he exploded.

My Asian gf is a 100lb hootie and likes kkinks. I was on the toilet last night, she comes in, sits on my lap and lets go a torrent of peepee. She got up, shook her cute t**** and went to bed.

I have a firm phallic missile in my shorts, ready to go off.

My girlfriend and I visited a n*** beach recently, which is about 6 miles from us. We were surprised to see how many men in there 50’s & 60’s were walking around the large boulder rocks naked. A few friendly walkers stopped and chatted to us while we looked up...

BACKPUSSY UP!

CBW3

I was out with some friends after work and one of the big bosses showed up and pushed me into the middle and sat beside me in the booth at the restaurant. I was up close to him, and he put his arm around my shoulders, and his hand ‘fell’...

al secret my family never knew. Id drive my car etc to the local lake or park and master bate for release.I always a part of me as time went on I would also give oral to any man who caught me and to me re my husband BUT ,it...

I’m a lifeguard at a private country club. Before I open the pool, I check the ladies locker room for left behind underwear. At least once a week I find some goodies for self pleasure.

So years ago I walked in on my sisterinlaw masterbating on our couch I watched her and she knew I was there we have never spoke about this but lately she’s been flirting with me since her divorce. I was asked to install a deck at her house and agreed...

I’m a married woman and like an earlier confession here, my husband has lost interest in intimacy. So I act out fantasies, flashing guys, teasing them and giving them manual release. No guy has refused my advance.

When I was married, at 2 yrs I felt it was getting stale.I told my husband but he kind of swept it away.I love him BUT I needed more, especially s********.I started to travel around in my car and expose myself, flirt and maybe a random s** act for pleasure....

rubbing my own v***** is just so good i can’t stop

My BOYCHACHO will be GREAZED & SLEAZED at CLUB AQUA MONDAY

The OG CORVALLUS is having a BREED MY BACKSNATCH BONE-NANZA

CREAM ME THERE

My new bf is a cute skinny twinky looking guy. My friends say he looks gay but he is not . I lol as he shakes his girly a.s.s around the house.

42 married mom. Two kids in college. Hubbies starting his third year in the local state prison. No release date yet. Our son’s best friend (Jeff age 21) asked me out for my birthday. I thought about it and finally decided and gave him a yes. He took me out...

Now that it’s warm in FL, me and a bunch of my friends swim nakked in a big pond. Yesterday some girls showed up to watch. We got Excited!

אני מתקרבת לחדר השירותים הנייד בחשאי בלילה. כשאני נכנסת למארז הפלסטיק, צחנת חרא מקבלת את פניי. אני נושמת עמוקות. אני מרימה את חזית בית השימוש ומטפסת אל תוך הביצה המלוכלכת של צואה, שתן ונייר טואלט ששוחים במים הכחולים. מורידה את המכסה ומחכה. בעוד שעות יתחיל פסטיבל היוגה. היכן שיש בוץ,...

You know….
You remind me of my father!
I fucken hated my father!🔫

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My mother in law bent over in front of me and i leaned down and sniffed her b***. Now i cant stop thinking about it

went out

I just found out that 10 years ago my driving instructor was accused of being a terrorist… he was cleared but he still does rallies. Someone I started becoming friends with also used to date a drug dealer (who is now in prison) and has an addiction herself but also...

We had been discussing during s** the other people we would love to f***. She knew I wanted her to do it and one night out playing pool at a bar we came across two guys one she couldn’t take her eyes off . I thought it was just something...

How do you know if you have autism?

Meet local girls in your area > 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐄.𝐂𝐎𝐌

​Vanessa E​
During a big storm a tree fell on my bedroom smashing my bedroom window . My mother came rushing in to see if I was hurt . Thank god god the tree didn’t land on me sleepining in my bed . I grabbed my pillow and blanket...

All my booty bros out there which nationalety or race do u believe has the tightest anushole around ? I’m talking about that gorilla gripper 5000 that famous anuscookie that well you get the idea who got da best

Love it when my gf comes home and say “I’m hornay”. And she gets in bed pre soaked and ready.
Mmm, N***.

Love watching a strong hot stream coming from a thick mat of her hair down there. Mmm

A dirty little secret which stayed between me n my mom forever.
She always looked hot well maintained with s*** curves and fit body I used to be a school boy always admired her looks sometimes I got chances to share bed with my parents in some emergency situations,...

Stupid things people have said to me after my sister died: (within the first 3 months she did)
“How’d she die?” -random girl during lunch

“Don’t worry about telling people i already told everyone” -Fvcking b**** named ZP (theres a lot she said)

“I hate my sister”

“Your...

Peeni so hard in new silky pan.ties, all I can think about is getting it offffff….

how you white biitches offended by trump portraying himself as Jeesus but y’all goofy biitches ain’t never mad about that random asss European man y’all been depicting as Jeesus for the last 1000 years??? lmaoooooooooooo

No better feeling than m*********** a lot and then making sure everyone knows how “satisfying” it was. 🤨

LOOOOOOL 🤮

Recently on a vacation, my boyfriend told me he’d like to see me having s** with a stranger. We were drinking and one night in the hotel I told him I was going to make his fantasy come true. Our room overlooked the pool ,which was dimly lit. It was...