I am female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard and started h****** me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I guess I got kind of curious. I felt sort of bad for him. I took off my underwear (I was wearing a dress) and got on my hands and knees for him. He mounted me, entered me and went to town on me. I liked how it felt, but it hurt a little bit. It lasted less than 30 seconds, but it lasted long enough for me to get caught by his owners. It was humiliating. I cried and begged them not to tell anyone. I don’t know why I did it. I’ve never done anything like that since.
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