I just had the most satisfying crap ever. I feel 10 pounds lighter. Wow.

I am a female, 34, with a great body. I had to travel to another city for work in July. While I was there, I took a walk from my hotel to a park. It was such a warm evening with a great breeze. I wanted to feel the air...

The tarps were fastened securely to my glass coffee table and spread out from them. I took position beneath and laid in wait. It seemed to take Beauregard forever to set up atop the table, hunching backwards and spreading his a** cheeks. Finally his brown star burst forth its filthy...

I hooked up with this chick and she was one of those nice racists, a Nazi with a ‘no harm done’ smile on your way to the gas chamber. Her particular kink was blackmen or persons of African origin.

She was desperate for b*********, like where when how and why?...

One day my husband and I decided to spice up our lives so looked online for ways to have better s**. We found a site and it said the first step is to take off all our cloths, so we did. We also learned lots of new s** positions and...

My wife gets really sleepy after she cums. I ate her out the other day and she didn’t have energy to get me off so she started finger f****** my a****** and told me to j******* on her. I’m totally straight but it really made me h****. I can’t complain...

Last week me and my boyfriend had s** in a bathroom in the childhood building at our church during class hours o.o It was f****** amazing and gave me such a rush. Had to get that out there

I was dateless tonight so my mother gave me a drunken b******. I don’t think she knew what she was doing (me and my Dad look alike so its possible that she thought I was him). I know I should have stopped her, right but my balls were just aching!...

after watching a television program how our future was royally screw by the pride of people, this important man was our gateway to a better life and we laughed at him and mocked him. This is my brings into question what am I meant to do, what can i contribute...

I hear voices screaming at me and I think its the devil…

This is the story of the roughest year of my life. I was in the 6th grade when my parents split up and that year I was bullied 3 times. One night after that day of bullying I tried to hang myself with a belt I tried but I heard...

when im h**** i stroke my cat to make it purr and then use her as a v*******

My ex girlfriend was marginally sane, but man was she h****. Talk about ready to go anywhere anytime. She worked at a pet feed store. I stopped in to see her and she her and she pulled it out and sucked me off right behind the counter. She was a...

Being that I’m a guy, 18, that I should be doing the screwing, not the other way round. But at 16 I started playing the girl part for a buddy of mine, I knew after the first time where my place was with another guy.
Since then I’ve been...

Went to the casino. Won $2000. Went back. Won another $2000. Meanwhile and in between on both trips, nearly every machine I touched hit on something and spat money out at me. Slip in a twenty, take $400 out. Do it again, get another couple hundred. The lowest amount was...

Today I found out that I can s*** on my own p****. I don’t know what’s worse, that I can fit half of it in my mouth or I accidentally came in my mouth, releasing the disgusting taste of s****.

i slept with my bestfriend’s brother when i was drunk and now i have to explain to her the truth

While I was a kid I always had to think about something really weird before bed. Usually it was about getting kidnapped by a robot and stuck up his b***. Then the people inside used me as a rugmat and and a pastery. I am weirded out by that...

i did the sign of the cross instead of putting my palm on my heart to sing the pledge of allegiance at school #iwasthattired

when I was 4 or 5, I chucked a brick to a baby chick, because for some reason their sounds pissed me off. My parents asked why I did that, but I just giggled

I wiped my b*** with sand paper. It felt so good, however my a** was in pain for several days. Someone every want to do this with me? Is this normal? Please help.

I raped a 12 year old cat to death and then made a leather skin condom out of its hide boiled down its meats into grease to lube the skin condom

hahaha thats funny, haha did you make a little joke haha, tell a little story haha is there a little moral to the story haha.

Had a guy come out to fix something at my home about a week ago. He was young and very good looking . I must tell you that I am a older male. We had a conversation about what needed to get done and he proceeded to get the job...

Okay so my dad left to go to a friends house and I’m like “yes, karaoke time!” Yeah well I was singing really loud and he walks in. Seriously the most embarrassing thing ever.

I enjoy having s** with random strangers, tonight I was gang banged, and I loved it. I want to do it again. despite the fact I have an amazing relationship of 13 years with my partner. I feel no remorse.

I’m at cross roads, and I’m so far under with trying to build the nerve for it that I’ve turned to a confessions site for help.
Here’s the dilemma in simple terms:
–> at my school, we don’t follow the quarterly system very strictly. As soon as you...

If I cheated on my gf with another guy, what should I do?…

I was bored one night and found an online chat site (who even knew those still existed?). So amid the freaks, I manage to find to a decent person or two. But then I met her.

Ashley was fun from the start, even though at 19 she’s barely half my...

My Pretty Neighbor Watched Me
M********* and C**!

My pretty neighbor who always
wears a dress with high heels,
let me strip n*** and m*********
in front of her. She told her
girlfriends what I did. Then she
and her girl friends watched
...

I masturbated to the song Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj

I was on the phone with my best friend when she was acting like she was going to kill herself. Just when I thought I had settled her down, she said “you know what..” and the phone when dead. I tired and I tired to her back called her brother...

OMG! last night I told my grandma I was having boy broblems. Then she went into the garage, came back cracked open a beer, sat down at the table and talked about THINGS and STUFF! ……..It was weird. I didn’t even know my grandma drank beer. I didn’t even know...

I blew a guy in the park last night while a crowd caught us and started watching. it was the first time I felt anything in some time.

I’ve only ever slept with one man, and that one man had to be the person that my girlfriend and I ran into yesterday. I’m really open about a lot of things with Mary. Although my rampant drug and alcohol days in high school I’m pretty tight lipped about. Which...

I’m pregnant and started lactating last month. My husband told me last night that he wants to sit across my lap drink my milk. I told him that I’d think about it. I think it’s really weird.I guess it’s a win win situation. It would relieve some of the pressure...

The other day at my office and 50 year old told me that my generation was filled with idiots who didn’t know anything other than what we got our degree on. I found this quite amusing since I tend to be the guy who gets to fix all the things...

You know how people get all hot and bothered and then they point and curl their toes? A couple nights ago I looked at so much p*** for so long that my calves have been sore for two days.

I jacked-off with a jar of jelly the other day at work in the bathroom. I sneaked a new jar out of the employee kitchen, ran to the bathroom, found an empty stall, opened the jar, stuck my d*** in it and kept sliding my d*** in and out until...

i like it when my tight b*** gets drilled. but im a guy. ~.^