If the guys can’t decide on who’s taking me first. Then I decide. Pretty simple. Whoever has the larger sausage wins. Second place gets the overly lubed entrance.
Yesterday I lied to Jeff my husband about a car accident and backed up the traffic. Actually, I seen Steve our favorite pizza delivery guy. We stopped at the park. We found a parking spot way in the back side of the lot. For a q u i c k i e. He put his sausage in my sausage bun. And gave it two squirts of his special sauce. Took little longer for the second squirt. Then I ran a finger through his special sauce for a taste. Then I smiled at him for an approval. I then kissed him goodbye and said this was great let’s do this again.
My wife knew i was a recovering s** addict when we dated, when we married, and knew that it stemmed from childhood maternal molestation many years ago. She knows i will not act out, that i love her too much to do that to her, and she knows to the degree any non s** addict can how exhausting the onslaught of compulsive intrusive s***** thoughts are. But she still rejects my sincere well motivated desire for surgical or chemical castration and i cannot understand why. We have a platonic relationship so it would be zero loss to either of us.
On Halloween night you wear a costume, on Halloween night I take mine off to reveal my skull
Demon Kane
I just got home from work and I heard something going on in my sister’s bedroom. I looked in and I found my sister and mother having s**. I watched for a bit and then I walked In on them. They stopped and I told them not to. I...
I once fucked my black classmate while we were waiting for the others to get to class in sixth grade.
My p**** got hard and ejected a white sticky liquid
TAKE DOWN THIS SITE. If you’re mentally ill, you shouldn’t even be on the internet. F*** a**. You wanna confess your feelings, go to a Catholic confessional booth or psychiatrist and get actual help for it. Confessing your twisted fantasies aren’t helping you. You just post the same, repeated mental...
Milky mommy’s man handlers while squeezing snot up chuck would chuck could cozy ally’s full of combatants and stress releasing aromas of deep throaty goodness while legs of enchantment are stuck behind her head lol this while she suffers lack of climax during double trouble all cleaned up buy butter...
My Big Titted Jehovah’s Witness Wife at unsee.cc/album#ZxYo7uAe9TP3wCQF
I’m his jailer. He is 48. In the early hours I heard him m***********. He is not allowed to m*********. He should come to me and ask me to shoot his d*** off
same tactics over and over psy-ops games. street theatre. repeat and predictability and consistent and persistent games and de sensitise you to confusion and then they go covert attacks. etc. spiritual tripping. etc guilt tripping that you take care of yourself and dont see everyone as pitying you if they...
So guys! I have over the past week been getting fucked day and night from this GUY 😛😛😛 anyway, not that I’m being pounded from a fricking pro I’m 24/7 h**** to the point where I can’t resist m***********. Today at work it overcome me so bad I was alone...
I like to f*** native men from Indian Reservations and tease them about betraying their race to be with a white girl. I tell them they are smaller than the white men I have fucked before. Then I give them a fake number and never see them again.
Daddy’s special finger always tasted extra yummy after 12 hours in the coal mine. 😋
I’m 14 petite girl with unusual large breast for my age. I have a pettish for old ugly man and when I finally gather enough courage, I meet with my chat mate for the very first time. He’s a widow on his 60. a big chubby ugly man. perfect for...
B******* Jehovah’s Witness Wife at unsee.cc/album#Qk7dXzGcz8JagVkM
I once b*** fucked my Doberman pinscher so hard he puked on the sofa.
My Big Titted Jehovah’s Witness Latina Wife at unsee.cc/album#GOQO2HkucM9dy0KT
My Doberman pinscher just farted out my sperm!
Raawr
Who else would enjoy shitting in Whoopi Goldberg’s mouth then smashing her face in with a brick?
Hopefully they drugged him and took him to his room.
lmfaoooooooooooo arguing with himself as usual look look
That’s right, you’re the bluest of waffles. So sad, eating Valium all alone. Do a hot rail in your neck
THIS DISGUSTING P*** IS JUST DOING COPYPASTA S*** THAT TRIGGERED HIM. HE COULD BE YOUR NEIGHBOUR. FIND HIM AND DRAG HIM TO THE POLICE STATION.
It looks like it would take a BIG bottle of VALIUM.
GIVE IT UP. WE KNOW IT’S YOU, SCUMFUCK. YOU KEEP USING “YOUR” WRONG. YOU CAN’T SPELL. STUPID AS F***.
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MANIC MAN B**** SOME VALIUM
YMCA LYRICS:
Young man, there’s no need to feel down I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground I said, young man, ’cause you’re in a new town There’s no need to be unhappy Young man, there’s a place you can go I...
THIS GRAMMATICALLY-CHALLENGED RACIST DUMBSHIT SOUNDS LIKE THEY’RE RELATED TO PAULINE HANSON. AUSTRALIA, YOU FAIL AGAIN FOR REELECTING THIS GARBAGE.
“I HAVE ROYAL BLOOD” MY A** LMAO. SOMEONE CHECK THIS SAD OLD WANKER INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTION, THEY EVEN GAVE THEIR LOCATION AWAY ALREADY.
So? How do we tell the retarded Asians from the not retarded Asians because they all have have down syndrome eyes??? 🤔
jump up for Jesus!
I walked up the stairs in my sisters house and there right in front of me was a wide open bathroom door. My 17 year old niece sitting on the toilet with ear buds in listening to music. Jeans on the floor around her ankles, p****** on her knees, very...
I KNOW THAT SHITFACE ON REDDIT. HE COPIES EVERYONE’S STYLE AND TELLS GIRLS TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE A SANDWICH AS IF IT’S A FUNNY JOKE FROM 1930. HE GOT DRAGGED THEN HE DELETED HIS ACCOUNT.
and what are you jealous of?
Lol crazy people shouldn’t be allowed internet. This mentally ill troll is jealous of the attention Caps Troll has, thus the copycat capslock.
28f African American. I’m in love . Gave up this black p**** for some white d***. He didn’t pull out like a normal black guy and would release on my stomach. He shot his c** raised my legs over his shoulders and ponding this black p**** real good. About five...
i fucked my step-sister when i was 6
Am I the only one who sees man haters posts, doesn’t read them again, I have already done that, but counts to make sure it’s 3 consecutive posts of man hating? It’s usually 3.
FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS, I WILL PRAY FOR TRUMP. HE GOT 1 MILLION DOLLARS IN 1960, WHAT’S ONE MILLION TO HIM IN 2023? ONE MILLION DOLLARS. OR HE GOES TO JAIL.
For better results please use mayonnaise.
I went balls deep in a small dogs a** once and it puked all over the chair.