Woah!
is it just me or is it getting a bit crazy in here?
its just me! 🤡
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I Would eat you alive bittch .
THE J0KER
I see a lot more women are taking charge and I think that’s good. We could have a better world if women were in charge. I go to the nu.de beaches and I see many beautiful women strutting about totally nu.de with their co.ck-caged sons, boyfriends or husbands in tow. The women have nice firm boo.bs with perky nip.ples and nice smooth buns, some furry and some shaved.
I hang out under an umbrella on the nu.de beach and chat with a few other well hung guys waiting for the gals to come by for a look at our co.cks. I’m 7 inches and the girls love to make small talk while gawking at my dong. The teenage girls are so obvious as they giggle and whisper to each other. Although I had a few bold teen girls walk right up to me and ask to take a ride on “that thing”.
The married women are more subtle as they ask if I, or one of the other well-hung guys, have a nearby hotel room. They are ‘co.ck shopping’ as their co.ck-caged cuc.kold husbands obediently wait behind them.
There are a lot more freedom loving women in charge. I see it on the boats too as the babes take off their tops and exposure their luscious bo.obs before they are even out of the bay. Some also take off everything and walk about the boats nu.de and in plain sight. What a day at the beach. In business offices I see young women telling male subordinates what to do and the sheepish males, some with a bulge in their pants, saying “Yes ma’am.” It’s great. More women in charge.
To say that CumCraver Charlie Adelson was a fixture at Cleo’s Lounge is like saying Shakespeare was a fixture at the Globe Theater. Charlie was first in and last out. Draining sacks and taking shots to his back from afternoon til early morning.
As a fellow Jew I liked seeing a fellow Hebrew doing the work and giving back to the black community who built America and invented nearly everything in this world.
Corvallus Winslow 330 ppm Written from sacred Seminole land Hereby renouncing my white privilege
Dear Laurie Burrows,
Please top telling the whole world about my confession to you. I was young and stupid, just coming out if an abusive relationship.
I fuc kin take it back.
I fuc kin wish I had never written to you under a fake name. I fuc kin wish more than anything that I never confessed this to you.
But you know what Laurie? You’re dead!
This needs to DIE with you!!
So please stop telling the whole universe about I did wrong.
You are committing the Catholic Sin of Detraction by doing so.
Tell your cousin to stop too. After all, she teaches the importance of forgiveness on her Facebook page.
You can’t preach the importance forgiveness and continue to tell the whole entire world of something I did nearly 20 years ago that I now regret.
Tell your cousin, that’s not how the world works.
Please stop torturing me Laurie.
Sincerely,
Carmen
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The Day I Kicked David Lee Roth’s A**
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